D.I.Y. S.O.S. for Wobbly Dave.
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Post 773154 by stribo on 2015-05-15 20:56:20
As those who have been fllowing Dave's build thread will be aware, he's suffered another set back with SSB. He doesn't have time to sort SSB, his house, attend to his 4 girls, and spend time with his long suffering wife, Ellen. As the car's build is quite specialist, I was thinking, rather than help Dave with his car, how about we help him with his house. Obviously this will have to have Dave's approval, and a list of jobs will need to be drawn up, along with a couple of dates, so as many people as possible can help, but at the moment what I'd like to get an idea of is people that would be willing to lend a hand, so anyone up for it, pop your name below along with a rough idea of your skills.
1. Stribo (Groundworks, basic plumbing, basic carpentry, basic electrics, capable D.I.Y.er)
Post 773158 by JamesT5 on 2015-05-15 21:12:20
Nice idea this, I'll get my thinking cap on. :D
Post 773159 by Jamest5r on 2015-05-15 21:12:45
2-, Jack of all master of none willing to help and I'll get the beer's in :)
Post 773160 by MIKESC70T5 on 2015-05-15 21:14:35
[QUOTE=JamesT5;773158]Nice idea this, I'll get my thinking cap on. :D[/QUOTE]
We could bury you under the patio
Post 773162 by WOODY T5 on 2015-05-15 21:17:31
Any carpets wood flooring or vinyl need let me know; )
Post 773164 by Nealevo on 2015-05-15 21:22:19
I'm a qualifed plumber..... You wasn't expecting that was you
Post 773165 by Jamest5r on 2015-05-15 21:25:00
[QUOTE=Nealevo;773164]I'm a qualifed plumber..... You wasn't expecting that was you[/QUOTE]
And your car had heating problems for a year!!!!!!! :)
Post 773166 by claymore on 2015-05-15 21:26:10
I'm a qualified Rolls Royce engineer and I can fix sewing machines, but I don't suppose those skills are any use on this occasion.
Post 773167 by Doingitsideways on 2015-05-15 21:26:46
Where does he live?
I'm a builder, plumber mainly these days.
Can also wire, was a joiner for a bit, roofer... You get the picture.
Currently head bathroom fitter for an FMB Masterbond builder.
Also have an excellent vocabulary of swear words and a massive hammer :)
If he's miles away, I'd be up for mucking in for the day or 2 and maybe find somewhere to stay locally.
With enough notice, I'm sure I could work something out.
Post 773168 by Doingitsideways on 2015-05-15 21:28:02
[QUOTE=claymore;773166]I'm a qualified Rolls Royce engineer and I can fix sewing machines, but I don't suppose those skills are any use on this occasion.[/QUOTE]
He might need to supercharge his toilet?!
Post 773171 by Nealevo on 2015-05-15 21:37:24
[QUOTE=Jamest5r;773165]And your car had heating problems for a year!!!!!!! :)[/QUOTE]
I'm not a auto electrician, I don't know what wires do!!!!!
Post 773172 by JUDGENINJA on 2015-05-15 21:37:34
I hate DIY, but if it's a meet and for Wobbly I'm in for role of "general dogs body" and move rubbish around!!
Post 773173 by stribo on 2015-05-15 21:40:48
[QUOTE=Doingitsideways;773167]Where does he live?
I'm a builder, plumber mainly these days.
Can also wire, was a joiner for a bit, roofer... You get the picture.
Currently head bathroom fitter for an FMB Masterbond builder.
Also have an excellent vocabulary of swear words and a massive hammer :)
If he's miles away, I'd be up for mucking in for the day or 2 and maybe find somewhere to stay locally.
With enough notice, I'm sure I could work something out.[/QUOTE]
I think he's in Telford.
Post 773174 by jamesy12345 on 2015-05-15 21:42:52
Great idea...I used to be able to weld if that helps! Otherwise champion tea maker (beat Graham to it)
Might be useful to know what jobs need doing on the house.
Post 773175 by Doingitsideways on 2015-05-15 21:44:28
[QUOTE=stribo;773173]I think he's in Telford.[/QUOTE]
Not too bad. What, about 90 miles or so?
Yeah, count me in.
Like I said, give me notice. It's all about notice.
After 15 years, Mrs Sideways still doesn't get that!
Post 773177 by Doingitsideways on 2015-05-15 21:45:55
[QUOTE=jamesy12345;773174]Great idea...I used to be able to weld if that helps! Otherwise champion tea maker (beat Graham to it)
Might be useful to know what jobs need doing on the house.[/QUOTE]
Bring your Ma.
She makes a mean bacon buttie ;)
Post 773179 by jamesy12345 on 2015-05-15 21:48:38
[QUOTE=Doingitsideways;773177]Bring your Ma.
She makes a mean bacon buttie ;)[/QUOTE]
probably more useful to send her rather than me!!
Post 773180 by MoleT-5R on 2015-05-15 21:50:40
general all rounder and easily able to do most building jobs from the ground to the roof, just got to finish some of them on my own house sometime....lol
Post 773181 by dtp on 2015-05-15 21:52:24
I am city & guilds plumber. Gas safe registered in all domestic appliances and willing to help Dave. Two years ago the first time I met Dave, it was at a vpc meet. I had forgotten my wallet and Dave offered to lend me some money for my lunch. He didn't know me from Adam but offered because he is a genuine bloke. I'm in.
Post 773183 by Santa on 2015-05-15 22:22:55
I know my way around B&Q and make a bostin cuppa
Post 773184 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-05-15 22:26:14
The main job is to cut a 6 inch wide channel in the patterned concrete on 2 sides of the cottage (it's detached), smash it out, tank the foundation wall.
I can hire out the concrete saw, but I am worried about the gas main (I may leave the section under the gas meter box??)
Once the walls are tanked I intend to fill the channel with small stone, extend the downspout across the gap so that the top water no longer comes near the foundations.
Post 773185 by jamesy12345 on 2015-05-15 22:29:46
Artex removal/plastering over http://www.diydoctor.org.uk/projects/artex.htm
Post 773188 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-05-15 22:36:46
Once the DPC is assured again - then I have to attack the artexing and redecorate.
Final big job is the pitched roof on the back porch. I am certain that there must be leaks still, even though I tried patching it up with a waterproofing material, there is still water creeping in somewhere, which has played havoc with the down stairs loo, which will need repairing again.
I need also to rationalise all the stuff in the garage so the SSB can come off the driveway.
Post 773189 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-05-15 22:39:29
[QUOTE=claymore;773166]I'm a qualified Rolls Royce engineer and I can fix sewing machines, but I don't suppose those skills are any use on this occasion.[/QUOTE]
Ellen has a flatbed, a needle feed, an overlocker and a blind hemmer (all industrial) all which are currently buried in the garage but need attention. I would obviously pay you for your time.
Post 773190 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-05-15 22:46:53
I am more than willing to provide free beds/camping/food/bbq and hot-tub for aching limbs. If we could just crack the damp proof course channel then I would be eternally grateful.
Post 773201 by t5 pete on 2015-05-15 23:11:05
Dave I've got the tools so no need for hire as said before it needs tanking then arco drains running round the entire house leading away from the house.
I cannot remember if I ask but im sure I will have did the damp only start when the previous builders butted the concrete up to your house?
I can plaster so if we can get a few plasters in you would be surprise what can be done for quickness ide remove the artex and dot and dab to stop any penetration.
All I require is beer and food.
And on another note I undertake all roofing work but I need to have a bitch with me so he or she can do the running up and down the ladder lol
Post 773204 by Jamest5r on 2015-05-15 23:22:41
[QUOTE=t5 pete;773201]Dave I've got the tools so no need for hire as said before it needs tanking then arco drains running round the entire house leading away from the house.
I cannot remember if I ask but im sure I will have did the damp only start when the previous builders butted the concrete up to your house?
I can plaster so if we can get a few plasters in you would be surprise what can be done for quickness ide remove the artex and dot and dab to stop any penetration.
All I require is beer and food.
And on another note I undertake all roofing work but I need to have a bitch with me so he or she can do the running up and down the ladder lol[/QUOTE]
Excuse my ignorance but what would be the time scale for the above?
Post 773205 by Doingitsideways on 2015-05-15 23:24:11
Same ae above.
I can plaster, just need a brew/mixing bitch ;)
You'd be amazed what a few blokes on the trowels can do in a reasonably short period of time.
I'm not fast tbh, but would muck in nay worries.
Roof wouldn't be a problem either.
Post 773206 by t5 pete on 2015-05-15 23:26:26
[QUOTE=Jamest5r;773204]Excuse my ignorance but what would be the time scale for the above?[/QUOTE]
Arco drainage with enough knowledgeable man power 1 day two days at the most
Plastering depending on how many walls it can be done in 1-2 days
Roofing depends whats wrong
Post 773207 by V70 Graham on 2015-05-15 23:28:37
As most of you know I'm useless on the tools but can follow instructions well (if there's pictures) only too happy to help if I'm free.
Any idea when this is likely to be Dave ?
Post 773208 by V70 Graham on 2015-05-15 23:29:35
As most of you know I'm useless on the tools but can follow instructions well (if there's pictures) only too happy to help if I'm available.
Any idea when this is likely to be Dave ?
Post 773210 by Jamest5r on 2015-05-15 23:31:40
Pick a weekend then Dave :)
Post 773214 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-05-15 23:59:03
Arco will not work because the low point has nowhere to go - no where to drain into.
I cannot tell if the damp was prior to the printed concrete install or not. I suspect from the state of the gripper rods that it is most likely a direct result. The concrete was up to the wall before, but a bit lower IIRC.
Post 773216 by t5 pete on 2015-05-16 00:03:39
another option Dave is to have a trench around the house 10-12" wide tank the house wall and dig the trench down to the footings or at least well below floor level
Post 773217 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-05-16 00:13:52
As for weekends, 30th/31st May. seems best for me. I know there is RR day on, but I think we'll have enough help and Colin can come later for the drinks if he wants.
Anyone travelling long distance can stay in the garden room.
Post 773218 by Doingitsideways on 2015-05-16 00:15:18
Chances are that the new concrete has bridged the damp course if it's higher than before.
You need to remove any physical ground contact with the brickwork above DPC, so if you went for the stone method it would have to be lower and be kept clear to stop it filling up with mud and crap.
Tanking would be much better as you have a physical barrier against the salts and you could have your finished ground at the same level :)
Post 773219 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-05-16 00:18:51
[QUOTE=t5 pete;773216]another option Dave is to have a trench around the house 10-12" wide tank the house wall and dig the trench down to the footings or at least well below floor level[/QUOTE]
that's what I am aiming for. Perhaps 6 inches is insufficient. If I can get help doing that then that would be a real bonus.
Post 773220 by Doingitsideways on 2015-05-16 00:21:04
I'll provisionally say yes to the above dates, if you want me :)
Will have to check the diary (i.e see if Mrs Sideways has planned anything and not told me)
Post 773221 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-05-16 00:49:41
I will push the dates to fit the professionals.
Post 773222 by stribo on 2015-05-16 07:12:05
I can sort the concrete, if Pete's got the tools, I may be able to borrow a disc cutter from work, so really just need a heavy breaker. Is there no storm drainage nearby that the Acos can drain into, failing that, what's the geology, as it may be possible to dig a soakaway to drain it into.
Post 773223 by t5 pete on 2015-05-16 08:13:25
I've got the stihl saw and hydraulic breaker but there's no chance I'll be able to do them dates you would be looking in a month's time as I'm packed solid at the mo
Post 773228 by claymore on 2015-05-16 10:14:45
[QUOTE=Wobbly Dave;773189]Ellen has a flatbed, a needle feed, an overlocker and a blind hemmer (all industrial) all which are currently buried in the garage but need attention. I would obviously pay you for your time.[/QUOTE]
So, whilst everyone is making a lot of noise and mess, I'll be sitting quietly in the garage fixing sewing machines :)
Post 773229 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-05-16 10:14:52
In that case let's aim for weekend of the 13/14th June?
These are pictures of the front and driveway back in 2009 when the new printed concrete was installed. Gas box is up near the top of the 1st pic.
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Post 773231 by stribo on 2015-05-16 10:25:02
[QUOTE=Wobbly Dave;773229]In that case let's aim for weekend of the 13/14th June?
These are pictures of the front and driveway back in 2009 when the new printed concrete was installed. Gas box is up near the top of the 1st pic.
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Well, that's handy, you've got a downpipe at the end there, you can just cut it, and have the Aco drain running into it underneath, and the downpipe running into the Aco above.
Post 773235 by Shinsplintz 101 on 2015-05-16 10:35:38
I would love to help but om stacked out for months, weekends & all. But you seem to have put together a handy team so I doubt I'll be missed!
One point however - unless you know how long that artrx has been up just pva it, then flat off with bonding before skimming - dont rasp it back. Artex used up until the mid '80s iirc contains asbestos. Left alone its fine, airborne its a bit of a hazard.
Best of luck & if anything changes I'll be along to help.
Morgan
Post 773236 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-05-16 10:40:39
All the old concrete was smashed out. New one was a bit higher and on the was not entirely pointing towards the front wall. I have for now drilled a number of holes near the gas box and along, just so the water doesn't pool against the wall. The line were the cobble effect changes is where I propose cutting. There is evidence of salting around the DPC. All the top water flows off the roof onto the front relief.
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The only way aco drains could be fitted would be if you can get tapering pieces, to open out onto the apron of the driveway
Post 773237 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-05-16 10:47:11
[QUOTE=Shinsplintz 101;773235]I would love to help but om stacked out for months, weekends & all. But you seem to have put together a handy team so I doubt I'll be missed!
One point however - unless you know how long that artrx has been up just pva it, then flat off with bonding before skimming - dont rasp it back. Artex used up until the mid '80s iirc contains asbestos. Left alone its fine, airborne its a bit of a hazard.
Best of luck & if anything changes I'll be along to help.
Morgan[/QUOTE]
I have no idea how old it is - so thanks for the tip.
Post 773317 by jct5r on 2015-05-16 19:30:09
Plasterer of some years..aches and pains to go with it..........havent stretched my arms much for a whjile but might be able to make that June date.....i will second that about disturbing artex...unibond, depending on type/ length of artex , the either tight bonding coat and / or skim.......fast trowel at the ready if dates are ok
Post 773324 by stribo on 2015-05-16 19:46:46
[QUOTE=Wobbly Dave;773236]All the old concrete was smashed out. New one was a bit higher and on the was not entirely pointing towards the front wall. I have for now drilled a number of holes near the gas box and along, just so the water doesn't pool against the wall. The line were the cobble effect changes is where I propose cutting. There is evidence of salting around the DPC. All the top water flows off the roof onto the front relief.
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The only way aco drains could be fitted would be if you can get tapering pieces, to open out onto the apron of the driveway[/QUOTE]
Just seen this again on my laptop, what I couldn't see on my phone was the downpipe just drains onto the drive,(a big no no in current building regs ;) ) will have a rethink.
Post 773325 by t5 pete on 2015-05-16 19:51:47
[QUOTE=stribo;773324]Just seen this again on my laptop, what I couldn't see on my phone was the downpipe just drains onto the drive,(a big no no in current building regs ;) ) will have a rethink.[/QUOTE]
Ha never spotted that on my phone the volume of water a roof collects is out standing certainly a big problem
Is that a an hole chamber I spot in the drive way could we not use the arco drains and tap into that dave
Post 773326 by Doingitsideways on 2015-05-16 19:59:54
Would mean carving up his drive though, looks to be on the wrong side to me. :(
How about Acos along the side and front of the house (if I've got the right image from the pics) then exiting from the drive gateway through one of those terminals that Dave linked?
Drive seems to nutually run to the road.
Could carry the rainwater from the roof too.
Bit of skillful Stihlsaw driving and it could look like it had always been there.
Post 773327 by t5 pete on 2015-05-16 20:14:03
I carnt see really which way the drive runs on my phone but a neat 5" cut straight it wouldn't look out of place running across the drive.
Only issue with it running down the drive where the gate is, is green water stains after time and winter time it will be like a ice ring
Post 773339 by Hound on 2015-05-16 21:43:08
I have absolutely zero building skills and am not even much use as a runner, plus it looks like tea-making is well catered for. But I take my hat off to you gentlemen and I will have my paws crossed that all goes swimmingly next month.
Post 773341 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-05-16 21:52:33
[QUOTE=jct5r;773317]Plasterer of some years..aches and pains to go with it..........havent stretched my arms much for a whjile but might be able to make that June date.....i will second that about disturbing artex...unibond, depending on type/ length of artex , the either tight bonding coat and / or skim.......fast trowel at the ready if dates are ok[/QUOTE]
Post-job hydrotherapy (with optional beer) is assured.
Post 773345 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-05-16 22:09:02
[QUOTE=t5 pete;773327]I carnt see really which way the drive runs on my phone but a neat 5" cut straight it wouldn't look out of place running across the drive.
Only issue with it running down the drive where the gate is, is green water stains after time and winter time it will be like a ice ring[/QUOTE]
Prevailing slope is downwards from the garage towards the apron. Most of the front relief slopes away too, towards the front wall. (pic 1 on post #45), but it is a little uneven.
If you want more photos to get a better idea then I will happily do that.
Post 773349 by t5 pete on 2015-05-16 22:23:51
Best port of call is get us there eairly In the morning and can see what is the best plan of action is (I can see this being fun a few builders all together with different plans of action lol) also need to know of local merchants all our plastic places round here stock aco drains so may same where you are.
We will also need grit sand/ ballast and cement and coloured dye to match in with your current colour as best as possible.
Post 773353 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-05-16 22:36:23
There are builders merchants Travis Perkins within a mile of here. There is also a Wickes and B&Q not too far away either.
Here are more shots from google maps
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@52.685801,-2.470318,3a,90y,289.63h,63.68t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1s5d0mM2qvgjD4z5XKodXa8Q!2e0
I had thought that I can re-route the 1st downpipe on the left so that it drains onto the drive, rather than the front relief. ATM I just route a longer pipe so that it drains just infront of the right hand gate post.
The company that did the work went bust in 2013 but I think I may be able to chase down the dye colour via the company that bought them out.
Found him again.
https://www.facebook.com/ade.rowley?fref=ts
I will get you some dimensions too.
Post 773368 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-05-16 23:38:19
Too blunt? https://www.facebook.com/pages/Property-Revive/147248685294260
Not sure his new employers will be that happy.
Post 773555 by The Flying Moose on 2015-05-18 22:32:49
Just cottoned on to this one,as with most jack of all master of none but once a dates confirmed if I can be of any help ill gladly oblige to for such a good gent! :)
Besides I think given the names so far on the list mixed with beer and manual labour you'll need me for medical cover...! ;)
Post 773562 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-05-18 23:50:51
[QUOTE=Wobbly Dave;773368]Too blunt? https://www.facebook.com/pages/Property-Revive/147248685294260
Not sure his new employers will be that happy.[/QUOTE]
They didn't like my comment so it was obviously deleted.
Post 773563 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-05-18 23:56:57
Is everyone ok [COLOR=#333333]for weekend of the 13/14th June?[/COLOR]
Post 773565 by t5 pete on 2015-05-19 00:04:17
Yep ill make sure I put my work around it Saturday would be best I'm hoping with enough man power we can get it sorted in day for you but need to be there eairly so evaluate what needs doing and go get materials.
Post 773566 by t5 pete on 2015-05-19 00:11:14
Dave just re looked at the pictures again I notice you have a soil pipe at the side of the house and also waste pipes from sink etc I take it them pipes join it the soil Pipe now I've seen it it's open a great place to run the arco drains into which means we won't have to cut across the drive to the man hole all your roof top water will now also flow into that.
Post 773568 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-05-19 00:39:47
Indeed there is a soil pipe perhaps 2/3rd up the driveway for the downstairs toilet (under the flat roof). I think we would struggle as this is against the prevailing slope. I've screen captured the tilted Google map satellite image
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The red V is where the soil pipe is.
Post 773569 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-05-19 00:50:18
FYI this is what the Timberwise report from last September said..
Edit - in hindsight it is probably unwise to share on a public forum. If you want a copy of their report then I can forward it .
Post 773573 by Santa on 2015-05-19 07:08:56
I can't make that date unfortunately but don't change it if suitable for everyone else as I was merely offering hands and tea
Post 773581 by Jamest5r on 2015-05-19 09:21:26
[QUOTE=Wobbly Dave;773563]Is everyone ok [COLOR=#333333]for weekend of the 13/14th June?[/COLOR][/QUOTE]
All good here for those dates :)
Post 773584 by kmb on 2015-05-19 09:51:05
Nice big house and plot, good to see people offering their help, a good bunch indeed on this forum :)
Post 773585 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-05-19 10:50:07
If anyone wanted to come on Friday evening then that would also be fine.
Post 773586 by stribo on 2015-05-19 11:49:26
I'll check the calendar when I get in, but should be fine.
Post 773614 by t5 pete on 2015-05-19 18:23:37
Looks like it's a date then Dave
Post 773619 by Jamest5r on 2015-05-19 18:54:52
[QUOTE=t5 pete;773614]Looks like it's a date then Dave[/QUOTE]
You want to stay over at mine Friday mate and we'll leave early from here make it easier?
Post 773622 by The Flying Moose on 2015-05-19 19:07:42
Typically it's when I'm due to start working again! I've amassed some leave though so I'll pop some leave in tomorrow and should be good to go also!:-)
Post 773623 by t5 pete on 2015-05-19 19:23:57
[QUOTE=Jamest5r;773619]You want to stay over at mine Friday mate and we'll leave early from here make it easier?[/QUOTE]
That would have been great but donnas working till half 8 so on kiddy duty and we both know we wouldn't be in a fit state Saturday morning lol
Post 773625 by stribo on 2015-05-19 20:13:49
[QUOTE=Wobbly Dave;773568]Indeed there is a soil pipe perhaps 2/3rd up the driveway for the downstairs toilet (under the flat roof). I think we would struggle as this is against the prevailing slope. I've screen captured the tilted Google map satellite image
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The red V is where the soil pipe is.[/QUOTE]
Roughly how much higher is the drive where the soil stack is, to the front of the house?
Post 773718 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-05-21 09:40:05
Enough to make running aco drainage up the drive impractical. Aco drains are viable if we empty onto the driveway apron near the road. That is wy I was looking at the terminals in post #47. If we can embed one of those into the apron then we can use the natural slope.
Otherwise the only option is to cut the channel - knock out an amount of material - tank the foundations - and fill with small stones. I still think this is necessary even if we install aco drains.
The timberwise report I commissioned also recommended repositioning the soak away which is at the far corner (near the gas box). Rather than me drip feeding the info - I have copied out the bulk of what was discussed.
[QUOTE=Timberwise report Sept 2014]
EXTERNAL OBSERVATIONS
A brief external inspection of the property was completed from the ground level only during our visit and the following defects noted:-
[LIST]
[*]3no downpipes to the front elevation wall are discharging rainwater directly onto the patterned concrete pathway and after carrying a flow test, water is ponding in various places as well as flowing back towards the property. (See below picture)
[*]Pathway/driveway levels to the front and left hand elevations were noted to be high in relation to the internal floor level. (See below picture)In our opinion the soakaway which has retrospectively been installed to the right hand gable is positioned too close to the property and does not drain properly. Ideally it should be positioned level or preferably lower than the adjacent building and no closer than 5 metres from the property.
[/LIST]
We advise that either the high ground levels to the front elevation be reduced to a minimum of a 150mm below damp proof course levels or a suitable Aco type drainage system be installed to the front and side elevations to stop the passage of moisture which is likely to spoil and damage internal finishes and decorations, but it will also put timbers within the property at serious risk from fungal decay and damage the building fabric itself. We also recommend that the existing downpipes are directed into the same drains to discharge rainwater correctly.
We strongly advise that you arrange for all the above noted defects to be attended as a matter of urgency.
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INTERNAL OBSERVATIONS
RISING DAMP
Due to the defects noted above in our external observations we cannot categorically state if the existing damp proof course is effective.
We did however note the following defects which may be contributing to the dampness visible on the internal walls and solid floor areas.
SOLID FLOOR – FRONT RECEPTION ROOM
The testing of solid floors falls beyond the scope of our non-destructive inspection however in this case a limited visual inspection of the top surface could be made.
In our opinion it appears that the existing floor slab does not benefit from a damp proof membrane and moisture meter readings taken from the surface of the concrete floor would also suggest this, however any figures taken are not conclusive and there are many factors that will influence the meter and we cannot rely on a meter as an accurate gauge of measurement.
As slight salting is occurring on the surface, it may be possible that condensation is forming and this is why the carpet and underlay is either wet to feel or rotting away especially at the wall / floor joint.
Recommendations
Ultimately we recommend that you seek the opinion of the original installers of the external pathway areas and we also suggest you think about either:
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[*]Removing the existing floor completely and relaying a new solid concrete floor, incorporating a damp proof membrane and suitably sized insulation to meet current building regulations
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or
[LIST]
[*]Possibly try to increase the room temperature so that no further condensation is allowed to form on the surface of the floor
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So basically improving the drainage from the front is my biggest concern.
Post 773741 by stribo on 2015-05-21 18:23:20
My thought was to recess the Aco into the drive around the side of the house so you could still get the fall, my only concern would be with running into the soil stack is unless some type of P trap wasx put in place , the soil stack would vent onto the Aco, leading to unpleasant smells. I don't think it's viable for the Aco to drain onto the apron because of the height of them, I know of none that taper down to practically zero height.
Post 773744 by t5 pete on 2015-05-21 19:21:40
[QUOTE=stribo;773741]My thought was to recess the Aco into the drive around the side of the house so you could still get the fall, my only concern would be with running into the soil stack is unless some type of P trap wasx put in place , the soil stack would vent onto the Aco, leading to unpleasant smells. I don't think it's viable for the Aco to drain onto the apron because of the height of them, I know of none that taper down to practically zero height.[/QUOTE]
We will have to dig down and install a trap for where he soil pipe connects into the under side of the aco tbh it's the only way I can see this being viable
Post 773745 by Doingitsideways on 2015-05-21 19:53:43
Hmm...
Prob have to put a trap either side of the soil pipe too somehow.
Either that or route the Aco around the soil pipe?
Post 773750 by Doingitsideways on 2015-05-21 20:04:12
Aye, was thinking double branch.
Into a trap either side. Should work well :)
Post 773751 by t5 pete on 2015-05-21 20:04:42
[QUOTE=Doingitsideways;773745]Hmm...
Prob have to put a trap either side of the soil pipe too somehow.
Either that or route the Aco around the soil pipe?[/QUOTE]
The aco's need to feed I to the soil pipe and get rid of the top water
Post 773752 by stribo on 2015-05-21 20:12:59
That was my thinking, though the actual soil pipe won't need to be very long, as we'll only need to make a couple of spigots, I can get a metre or so of pipe from work, and some pipe grease. I thinmk recessing the Acos would be the best bet, as Ideally they need to be lower than DPC anyway.
Post 773753 by Doingitsideways on 2015-05-21 20:14:45
[QUOTE=t5 pete;773751]The aco's need to feed I to the soil pipe and get rid of the top water[/QUOTE]
Yes, but like Stribo said, they'll need gulleys to stop the stink from the soil pipe
Post 773754 by stribo on 2015-05-21 20:15:42
[QUOTE=Doingitsideways;773753]Yes, but like Stribo said, they'll need gulleys to stop the stink from the soil pipe[/QUOTE]
The p traps will stop the smell, just like a bottle trap does on the bottom of a sink. ;)
Post 773755 by Doingitsideways on 2015-05-21 20:18:42
Hmm... Safe to say we're all thinking the same thing! ;)
A couple of these should do nicely :)
http://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/110767503945?nav=SEARCH
Post 773756 by t5 pete on 2015-05-21 20:21:00
Pmsl that's what the traps are for I've linked and yes stribo sinking them down will be good and can also over come daves drive falling the wrong way.
Post 773816 by t5 pete on 2015-05-22 22:19:20
Dave seeing as we're all agreed on what to do I would personally order the soil pipe double branch and the traps I know the builders merchants should have them in stock but better to be safe than sorry.
Also if you can do some ringing around to see who is the cheapest for the Aco drains that would be good.
Failing that I can get them from my local place
Post 773831 by stribo on 2015-05-23 07:09:59
[QUOTE=t5 pete;773816]Dave seeing as we're all agreed on what to do I would personally order the soil pipe double branch and the traps I know the builders merchants should have them in stock but better to be safe than sorry.
Also if you can do some ringing around to see who is the cheapest for the Aco drains that would be good.
Failing that I can get them from my local place[/QUOTE]
The only thing to check is whether Dave's soil stack is plastic, or cast iron as obviously the double branch soil adaptor will be different for each.
Post 773842 by t5 pete on 2015-05-23 08:46:09
It looks plastic to me but also on that note weather it connects into pot underground
Post 773928 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-05-23 22:46:39
current soil stack is plastic. It also needs attention as the main seal is leaking. I need to pull the D/S loo out and redo the whole thing.
Post 773930 by t5 pete on 2015-05-23 22:55:26
That's good news dave can you remember when they dug the old concrete up weather it was all plastic of weather it was joined into pot but tbh ide take the gamble and just order the double branch either way you will need them traps.
As said if you can get some prices on aco's that would be good and if my supplier is cheaper shall I get them from my end.
Also donna has the day off work so the kiddys are covered so I can set off eairly morning and be with you before 9 hopefully.
Doing it side ways if your coming from Manchester which way are you going as you minds well jump in van with me and will save on fuel for both of us
Post 773934 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-05-23 23:07:00
Well there is plenty of room to stay. I will get some measurements & more photos done tomorrow.
Post 774180 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-05-25 23:51:53
Done close ups and measurements in order to help give you a more accurate feel for the job.
Distance from back left corner to soil pipe is 2.6 metres approximately.
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Distance from soil pipe to front left corner (where the big wooden gate post is) 5.4 metres - so the side of the house is about 8 metres long.
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Front left corner to left side of the door is 3.2 metres (where the 2 downspouts are). Front left to front right corner is 9.6 metres.
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Hopefully this gives you a better idea of the slope on the drive and where the DPC is. The end nearest the front left corner is the only real place there is distance below the holes.
i have redirected the bottom of one of the downspouts to minimise pooling on the front. You can see where the splashing from the old end used to splash on to the wall - increasing the surrounding salting.
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Post 774182 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-05-25 23:52:56
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Post 774183 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-05-25 23:54:24
One idea I had was to reposition the nearest spout so that it empties onto the drive just beyond the wooden gate post?
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I think that going up the drive against the slope is going to be tricky?
Post 774201 by Doingitsideways on 2015-05-26 13:30:37
Will have to double check with the Mrs on the dates, but if all good then yeah, I'll jump in with you Pete.
Are you staying over though? Not sure if I'd get a pass out overnight.
Post 774212 by t5 pete on 2015-05-26 16:28:15
No dude won't be staying over but will be getting it done in day
Post 774215 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-05-26 16:36:02
I have flexible arrangements for anyone wishing to stay over.
Post 774226 by stribo on 2015-05-26 18:44:35
[QUOTE=Wobbly Dave;774215]I have flexible arrangements for anyone wishing to stay over.[/QUOTE]
I'll stay if that's o.k. Dave.
Post 774229 by JUDGENINJA on 2015-05-26 19:23:38
So who have we got then?
Foremen(basically doing most of the work)
T5 Pete
Stribo
Dogs bodies(drinking Daves coffee and shovelling ££££ around)
JudgeNinja
Doingitsideways
......
Post 774233 by Doingitsideways on 2015-05-26 19:58:13
Fecking dog's body?!
hmm...
I prefer chief piss taker, if you don't mind! ;)
Post 774235 by Jamest5r on 2015-05-26 20:09:57
[QUOTE=Doingitsideways;774233]Fecking dog's body?!
hmm...[/QUOTE]
Pmsl.......oh well shovel ££££ with us and drink beer :)
Oh and I'll probably stay the night as well as I'm sure there will be a bit to do in the morning, plus beer and curry on Dave :)
Post 774236 by t5 pete on 2015-05-26 20:26:48
Woh Woh Woh no body mentioned beer and curry I may have to re think my plans now but there's no way I'm sharing my bed with pinky and perky dodgy them southerners
Post 774237 by Jamest5r on 2015-05-26 20:34:38
[QUOTE=t5 pete;774236]Woh Woh Woh no body mentioned beer and curry I may have to re think my plans now but there's no way I'm sharing my bed with pinky and perky dodgy them southerners[/QUOTE]
Got to be a local pub :) and Donna and kids could stay here.
Post 774238 by t5 pete on 2015-05-26 20:39:29
The workers mixing gobo

Post 774239 by t5 pete on 2015-05-26 20:42:41
[QUOTE=Jamest5r;774237]Got to be a local pub :) and Donna and kids could stay here.[/QUOTE]
Now I'm lost you meaning donna to come down Saturday and stay with paula and we're staying at wobblys and going to be let loose in the local watering hole
Post 774240 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-05-26 20:42:47
[QUOTE=stribo;774226]I'll stay if that's o.k. Dave.[/QUOTE]
Saturday Night or Friday night as well?
Post 774242 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-05-26 20:54:06
[QUOTE=Jamest5r;774235]Pmsl.......oh well shovel ££££ with us and drink beer :)
Oh and I'll probably stay the night as well as I'm sure there will be a bit to do in the morning, plus beer and curry on Dave :)[/QUOTE]
Fine by me. Are you proposing that Ellen stays over at yours for the night too? I would have to check.
Post 774244 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-05-26 20:55:57
[QUOTE=t5 pete;774239]Now I'm lost you meaning donna to come down Saturday and stay with paula and we're staying at wobblys and going to be let loose in the local watering hole[/QUOTE]
I am also a little confused about the arrangements.
Post 774245 by Jamest5r on 2015-05-26 20:58:34
[QUOTE=t5 pete;774239]Now I'm lost you meaning donna to come down Saturday and stay with paula and we're staying at wobblys and going to be let loose in the local watering hole[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Wobbly Dave;774242]Fine by me. Are you proposing that Ellen stays over at yours for the night too? I would have to check.[/QUOTE]
Yep girls and kids can stay here which means I'm definitely not :)
Post 774248 by Jamest5r on 2015-05-26 21:06:38
Oh and the dogs coming aswell if that's ok Dave can't really leave him and.6 kids might be pushing my luck.
Post 774254 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-05-26 21:28:39
Our 2 year old will be going to her grandparents. So it will be just Ellen and the triplets going to yours.
There is plenty of room, with space in the house and the man cave. I have 1 inflatable double bed and 1 self inflating carry mat. There is a double bed in the man cave and a double in the master bed (for anyone brave enough to share with me).
I propose to use sofa cushions - but if anyone has a preferred camp bed solution then that would also work.
I still think trying to go against the slope of the drive is a difficult option, but I think I need to start budgeting and collecting materials. So if Pete can let me know - I will send a cash advance to cover materials.
Post 774255 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-05-26 21:30:04
Having the dog here is no issue.
Post 774257 by t5 pete on 2015-05-26 21:39:54
That sounds cool I'll buy all the stuff dave and just sort it when I get to yours can you give me the total meterage needed for the drains.
Regarding the slop as stribo proposed to sink the arco drains down below the level of the concrete that way it will over come the problem with sloping the wrong way.
And to stop there being a drop you can later fill it will large pebbles etc but they need to be large ones so they don't go down into the drainage ide say 50mm minium aggregate
Post 774258 by Doingitsideways on 2015-05-26 21:40:56
[QUOTE=Wobbly Dave;774255]Having the dog here is no issue.[/QUOTE]
I'm not bringing the Mrs.
Ooohhhh... This post may be deleted very soon!
Post 774259 by t5 pete on 2015-05-26 21:44:37
[QUOTE=Doingitsideways;774258]I'm not bringing the Mrs.
Ooohhhh... This post may be deleted very soon![/QUOTE]
Pmsl it's staying here now come on dude you can bunk up with pinky and perky I may brave it with wobbly lol
Post 774260 by Doingitsideways on 2015-05-26 21:50:09
[QUOTE=t5 pete;774259]Pmsl it's staying here now come on dude you can bunk up with pinky and perky I may brave it with wobbly lol[/QUOTE]
Feck!
Hmm... Have to see if I can get a pass out.
The baby is teething, so driving the Mrs daft.
I'd be glad of the "quiet" tbh
I'd just like to add that I love my Mrs very much and still fancy her as much as the day I met her. ;)
Is it safe to come out yet?
Post 774261 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-05-26 22:00:49
My concern is the current soil pipe feeds into a drain that traverses the whole drive. Manhole cover is on the far left side. I've had a look and I think there is just enough depth.
As for total length - rounded up as I said earlier - 10 metres for the front - 8 metres for the side (assuming) we do the section up by the conservatory to the soil pipe.
I would also like to do aco across the front of the garage as the driveway installers got that too high too. It currently drains into holes I drilled across the front. It is easier to do as it can feed into the only aco solution that was fitted properly (down 1 side of the garage).
I still have had no joy getting hold of the colour stain (though i remember it being purple).
Post 774263 by t5 pete on 2015-05-26 22:09:53
With the way we're hoping to do it now dave you won't need any dye.
So thats 18 linear meters for the house how many for the garage?
If your worried the drain isn't deep enough can you take the top off your soil pipe and measure the depth down to the bend.
How deep is the man hole as that should give a rough ide of how far your soil pipe will go down
Post 774264 by t5 pete on 2015-05-26 22:16:24
From Web site
Aco 18 at £6.38
Quad box 4 at £7.80
Stop ends 4 at £2.70
P trap 2 at £7.50
Double branch 1 at £31
That should give you a rough idea of what to expect
Post 774266 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-05-26 22:32:39
I had a look and I think we'll be ok. From the bottom of the sink waste water to the bottom of the curve is about 18 inches. I will have to move the cars tomorrow to look down the man hole.
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Garage is 4.8 metres.
Now do you want to look at the pictures of the current aco?
Post 774267 by t5 pete on 2015-05-26 22:35:06
Current aco dave I'm just lost lol do you currently have aco drainage at the front of the garage also where does it run to
Post 774269 by t5 pete on 2015-05-26 22:37:19
Stribo are you bringing a length of soil pipe or should I get one
Post 774270 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-05-26 22:39:00
My only concern now is the location of the armour cable supplying the garage. We will have to be careful to not cut that.
Post 774273 by t5 pete on 2015-05-26 22:42:21
Dave a few connector blocks and a bit of duck tap will sort it pmsl sorry couldn't resist
Post 774274 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-05-26 22:43:32
[QUOTE=t5 pete;774267]Current aco dave I'm just lost lol do you currently have aco drainage at the front of the garage also where does it run to[/QUOTE]
Current aco runs the full width of the rear of the property. There is also drains down the right side of the garage which runs into a buried pipe. This joins up with the aco down the rear wall of the conservatory. You can just make it out on left side of this photo.
Post 774276 by t5 pete on 2015-05-26 22:47:58
Cool so do you need new aco drains in front of garage
Post 774278 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-05-26 22:50:44
here is the aco at the back.
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Post 774279 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-05-26 22:53:43
[QUOTE=t5 pete;774276]Cool so do you need new aco drains in front of garage[/QUOTE]
want more than need, but I figure while we can we should. Water ingress into the garage has been a pain.
Post 774280 by t5 pete on 2015-05-26 22:58:36
Cool so 23 mtrs of drainage
Post 774281 by t5 pete on 2015-05-26 23:00:18
You got some good pubs down there wobbly
Post 774283 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-05-26 23:01:59
Do I need to hire a skip for the material coming out? The alternative is multiple runs to the local recycling centre about 2 miles away?
Also what if anything should I do about the soak away at the end of the front right corner?
Post 774284 by Jamest5r on 2015-05-26 23:02:05
Glad all that minor stuff is sorted...... so how much beer is needed :)
Post 774285 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-05-26 23:04:20
[QUOTE=t5 pete;774281]You got some good pubs down there wobbly[/QUOTE]
CAMRA award winning pub is about 4 miles away.
Post 774287 by t5 pete on 2015-05-26 23:05:47
[QUOTE=Jamest5r;774284]Glad all that minor stuff is sorted...... so how much beer is needed :)[/QUOTE]
Lots
Post 774288 by t5 pete on 2015-05-26 23:07:02
[QUOTE=Wobbly Dave;774283]Do I need to hire a skip for the material coming out? The alternative is multiple runs to the local recycling centre about 2 miles away?
Also what if anything should I do about the soak away at the end of the front right corner?[/QUOTE]
There will most Likely be a fair amount of rubble depending on how much needs digging out so for the cost of a mini skip ide opt for that unless you and others in cars want to do any runs to the dump also what time does that shut in a Saturday
Post 774289 by t5 pete on 2015-05-26 23:09:01
[QUOTE=Wobbly Dave;774285]CAMRA award winning pub is about 4 miles away.[/QUOTE]
Camra is that a posh pub or a rough and ready also do we get live entertainment as james knows he pulled when he went out with us round wombwell really classy bird aswell
Post 774290 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-05-26 23:16:47
Given the scale of the work am I correct in thinking that it will be enough just to complete the drainage project in the 2 days available?
I will book a mini skip for the 2 days.
Post 774291 by t5 pete on 2015-05-26 23:21:16
Piss easy dave there's enough man power to get this done
Post 774293 by t5 pete on 2015-05-26 23:22:42
P.s stop worrieing and get onto the maim topic PUB
Post 774299 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-05-26 23:54:13
I am not worrying - I am just trying to plan to maximise the help.
Post 774301 by Doingitsideways on 2015-05-27 00:12:48
[QUOTE=Jamest5r;774284]Glad all that minor stuff is sorted...... so how much beer is needed :)[/QUOTE]
You're an artic driver aren't you?
You sort it out! ;)
Brewery of choice anyone??
Post 774305 by stribo on 2015-05-27 06:31:27
[QUOTE=t5 pete;774269]Stribo are you bringing a length of soil pipe or should I get one[/QUOTE]
I can grab a length from work, 2 metres should be plenty shouldn't it?
Post 774306 by stribo on 2015-05-27 06:33:38
[QUOTE=Wobbly Dave;774240]Saturday Night or Friday night as well?[/QUOTE]
Just Saturday night thanks, I'll make an early start Saturday morning, so shouldn't be there that late.
Post 775266 by JUDGENINJA on 2015-06-07 16:02:10
Like a work shy hussy I can't come.......I've realised my weekend in Belgium clashes!!
Post 775267 by stribo on 2015-06-07 16:08:51
Could you PM me your address please Dave?
Post 775333 by t5 pete on 2015-06-07 21:19:19
[QUOTE=stribo;775267]Could you PM me your address please Dave?[/QUOTE]
Ditto
Post 775334 by Nealevo on 2015-06-07 21:24:25
Ditto
Post 775405 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-06-08 15:26:00
Sure thing - just to say that I have booked a 4 tonne skip for Saturday morning.
Post 775407 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-06-08 15:42:30
I've sent out a PM to all those who stated an interest earlier in the thread. If interest has waned or you can't come then I am grateful all the same.
Post 775414 by t5 pete on 2015-06-08 16:25:00
Mine is missing dave
Post 775427 by stribo on 2015-06-08 18:34:41
So is mine.
Post 775429 by dps1973 on 2015-06-08 18:39:35
Where does dave live?
Post 775434 by t5 pete on 2015-06-08 19:47:21
[QUOTE=dps1973;775429]Where does dave live?[/QUOTE]
Cloud cookoo land by all accounts were just waiting for confirmation from the man in question lol
Post 775440 by Jamest5r on 2015-06-08 20:20:02
Telford
Post 775441 by t5 pete on 2015-06-08 20:21:18
[QUOTE=Jamest5r;775440]Telford[/QUOTE]
Well that's a great help looks like me and stribo are having the day together in Telford where ever that is
Post 775443 by Nealevo on 2015-06-08 20:28:49
Just head to Telford and follow the trail of oil and antifreeze
Post 775454 by stribo on 2015-06-08 21:23:34
[QUOTE=t5 pete;775441]Well that's a great help looks like me and stribo are having the day together in Telford where ever that is[/QUOTE]
We could just knock on random doors,see if anyone wants any work doing, might make some money out of it. lol
Post 775455 by t5 pete on 2015-06-08 21:25:39
[QUOTE=stribo;775454]We could just knock on random doors,see if anyone wants any work doing, might make some money out of it. lol[/QUOTE]
Sounds good go scouting around for some work
Post 775467 by JUDGENINJA on 2015-06-08 21:40:36
Pikeys..!! Should take Nobber with you..
Post 775477 by stribo on 2015-06-08 21:58:41
[QUOTE=JUDGENINJA;775467]Pikeys..!! Should take Nobber with you..[/QUOTE]
We weren't planning on doing any tarmaccing. ;)
Post 775528 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-06-09 15:57:11
Message resent - didn't realise there was a 5 person limit on PMs. Sorry for any confusion caused.
Post 775538 by Doingitsideways on 2015-06-09 18:12:32
[QUOTE=Wobbly Dave;775528]Message resent - didn't realise there was a 5 person limit on PMs. Sorry for any confusion caused.[/QUOTE]
But you only sent it to five people!
Pmsl!!
Replied anyway.
As I said to Dave via PM, I can't get out of working Sat morning, but will be down in the afternoon as I finish at 12, so should be there for shortly after half 1.
See you all on Saturday :)
Post 775544 by t5 pete on 2015-06-09 19:21:35
So what's the plan dave for our evenings entertainment either a bit of group loving in the hot tub or we hitting the tiles
Post 775549 by Jamest5r on 2015-06-09 20:12:41
[QUOTE=t5 pete;775544]So what's the plan dave for our evenings entertainment either a bit of group loving in the hot tub or we hitting the tiles[/QUOTE]
Out of them 2 choices ummmm tiles everytime :)
Post 775550 by Nealevo on 2015-06-09 20:17:55
Well I've got my speedos ready! :)
Post 775551 by t5 pete on 2015-06-09 20:18:37
[QUOTE=Jamest5r;775549]Out of them 2 choices ummmm tiles everytime :)[/QUOTE]
We just need confirmation from the wobbly one as last time I had some speedos I was 8 so hoping the tiles it is other than that bare back it is :wave23d:
Post 775553 by Doingitsideways on 2015-06-09 20:27:00
Take the "S" of Speedo...
Post 775555 by t5 pete on 2015-06-09 20:32:12
[QUOTE=Doingitsideways;775553]Take the "S" of Speedo...[/QUOTE]
Says while doing it sideways
Post 775556 by Nealevo on 2015-06-09 20:40:44
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Post 775558 by stribo on 2015-06-09 20:46:30
I was planning on bringing my mankini. ;)
Post 775564 by Jamest5r on 2015-06-09 21:40:48
I'm feeling quite disturbed now
Post 775565 by stribo on 2015-06-09 22:03:55
[QUOTE=Jamest5r;775564]I'm feeling quite disturbed now[/QUOTE]
Why? have you lost your posing pouch? lol
Post 775571 by Dangerous Dave on 2015-06-10 00:11:21
Be aware that there are roadworks on the M54 near Telford (if anyone is travelling that way), not sure what stage it's at now but it was down to one lane and 40mph back in April which was bloody awful with people crawling along at 30mph :(
Post 775579 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-06-10 09:45:47
Also be aware that the Cosford airshow is on this Sunday - so best to avoid M54 entirely - You might need to go back via the A5 or other routes. e.g for those going South via Bridgnorth and for those heading North it would be worth going via Newport/Stafford and joining M6 further up or going via Derby to reach S. Yorkshire that way?
Road works on the M54 start at Junction 3 (westbound) and there is a 40 mph average speed limit. Luckily if you come off at Jnc4 you can reach Wobbly Towers via the back of Stafford Park and the A442 (using the Ketley exit).
Post 775580 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-06-10 09:53:00
Looks like it is going to be raining - so the chances of BBQ/ mankini are diminishing?
West Midlands
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Post 775581 by Jamest5r on 2015-06-10 10:12:54
Don't look too bad

Post 775582 by Doingitsideways on 2015-06-10 10:21:00
I'll be coming down M6 then A519, Pete will prob do the same I would have thought as it's Google Maps' preferred route.
Yeah, looks like we may get the odd shower, but be mainly dry so should be ok.
Post 775583 by t5 pete on 2015-06-10 10:50:06
God knows which way I'm coming ill leave that to tom tom I get lost driving out of the village
Post 775584 by Doingitsideways on 2015-06-10 10:52:05
See above Pete ;)
Post 775585 by t5 pete on 2015-06-10 11:00:48
[QUOTE=Doingitsideways;775584]See above Pete ;)[/QUOTE]
That's just all gobbledygook to me lol Google says it's 120 miles and 2 hrs and 20mins
Post 775587 by Doingitsideways on 2015-06-10 11:58:08
[QUOTE=t5 pete;775585]That's just all gobbledygook to me lol Google says it's 120 miles and 2 hrs and 20mins[/QUOTE]
Ffs. Yorkshiremen!
Where do you think I got it from?
I'm a builder, not a wagon driver like Jimbob. He's the one who should be like a walking road atlas.
I'm guessing he's not though. Pmsl :D
Post 775589 by Jamest5r on 2015-06-10 13:28:00
[QUOTE=Doingitsideways;775587]Ffs. Yorkshiremen!
Where do you think I got it from?
I'm a builder, not a wagon driver like Jimbob. He's the one who should be like a walking road atlas.
I'm guessing he's not though. Pmsl :D[/QUOTE]
I have my moments bloody northerners :)
Post 775592 by Doingitsideways on 2015-06-10 13:46:52
[QUOTE=Jamest5r;775589]I have my moments bloody northerners :)[/QUOTE]
Do we really need to start this again?! ;)
Post 775593 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-06-10 14:19:37
I take it all 4 of you are stopping Saturday night.
Post 775594 by Jamest5r on 2015-06-10 14:36:30
[QUOTE=Wobbly Dave;775593]I take it all 4 of you are stopping Saturday night.[/QUOTE]
I will be as my house will be full of babies :)
Post 775596 by t5 pete on 2015-06-10 14:44:12
Me too
Post 775599 by Doingitsideways on 2015-06-10 15:02:04
Seriously doubt it for me.
I went out on the piss last friday at 7 and didn't come home 'til 3 on saturday afternoon.
Properly in the ££££ book! :(
Post 775603 by t5 pete on 2015-06-10 17:13:22
So list
25 aco drains
4 box sections
2 water traps
Double branch soil
4 cap ends
Post 775604 by Nealevo on 2015-06-10 17:38:50
[QUOTE=t5 pete;775603]So list
25 aco drains
4 box sections
2 water traps
Double branch soil
4 cap ends[/QUOTE]
And a partridge in a pear tree... As you can see I will be loads of help
Post 775605 by stribo on 2015-06-10 17:56:44
[QUOTE=t5 pete;775603]So list
25 aco drains
4 box sections
2 water traps
Double branch soil
4 cap ends[/QUOTE]
I've got 2 metres of 4" pipe, and lube. ;)
Post 775606 by t5 pete on 2015-06-10 18:01:06
[QUOTE=Nealevo;775604]And a partridge in a pear tree... As you can see I will be loads of help[/QUOTE]
As long as you come with tyres ill let you off
Post 775607 by t5 pete on 2015-06-10 18:02:44
[QUOTE=stribo;775605]I've got 2 metres of 4" pipe, and lube. ;)[/QUOTE]
I can understand the pipe but the lube? God help who ever your sleeping with I vote Jim bob he seems a little shy to a bit of man love in the pool and speedos so be gentle with him
Post 775609 by Jamest5r on 2015-06-10 18:21:02
[QUOTE=t5 pete;775603]So list
25 aco drains
4 box sections
2 water traps
Double branch soil
4 cap ends[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Nealevo;775604]And a partridge in a pear tree... As you can see I will be loads of help[/QUOTE]
I can translate that for you mate,
25 fags
4 case's of john smiths
2 case's of carling
Double brandy neat
4 pairs of speedos
See simples when you spend a weekend at Pete's I'm fluent in northan speak :)
Post 775610 by stribo on 2015-06-10 18:44:47
[QUOTE=t5 pete;775607]I can understand the pipe but the lube? God help who ever your sleeping with I vote Jim bob he seems a little shy to a bit of man love in the pool and speedos so be gentle with him[/QUOTE]
Haha, pipe lube, but I'm sure it could be used in other circumstances. ;)
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Post 775611 by Doingitsideways on 2015-06-10 19:14:38
[QUOTE=stribo;775610]Haha, pipe lube, but I'm sure it could be used in other circumstances. ;)
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But that's what spit's for! ;)
Post 775613 by t5 pete on 2015-06-10 19:19:15
Lol must be a posh southern thing we just have either pipe fat or washing up liquid
Post 775615 by jamesy12345 on 2015-06-10 19:21:36
[QUOTE=Doingitsideways;775611]But that's what spit's for! ;)[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=t5 pete;775613]Lol must be a posh southern thing we just have either pipe fat or washing up liquid[/QUOTE]
:lol:
Post 775620 by stribo on 2015-06-10 19:51:54
[QUOTE=Doingitsideways;775611]But that's what spit's for! ;)[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=t5 pete;775613]Lol must be a posh southern thing we just have either pipe fat or washing up liquid[/QUOTE]
We do stuff properly down south, but then we have to, our toilets are indoors. :D
Post 775623 by Nealevo on 2015-06-10 20:08:10
They don't have toilets up north, they just go dig a hole in the garden
Post 775625 by t5 pete on 2015-06-10 20:12:34
Hahaha funny guys you nobs lol
Post 775626 by t5 pete on 2015-06-10 20:15:09
And to our wobbly commander what we doing for the evening if we're going out ill have to go shopping as I'm guessing wellys and tweed clothing isn't acceptable down there.
Post 775627 by t5 pete on 2015-06-10 20:19:47
How far is telford centre from you that looks good on Google
Post 775629 by stribo on 2015-06-10 20:39:31
[QUOTE=t5 pete;775626]And to our wobbly commander what we doing for the evening if we're going out ill have to go shopping as I'm guessing wellys and tweed clothing isn't acceptable down there.[/QUOTE]
Wellys and tweed, who are you trying to kid? More like hob nail boots, and a donkey jacket.
Post 775630 by t5 pete on 2015-06-10 20:41:57
Bit warm for pit coat and boots this time of year
Post 775722 by t5 pete on 2015-06-12 11:55:51
Been and got all materials this morning dave so all we need now is a length of pipe and some of the southern posh lube failing that washing up liquid
Post 775724 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-06-12 12:02:24
I have rope of all kinds.
Post 775725 by t5 pete on 2015-06-12 12:07:44
[QUOTE=Wobbly Dave;775724]I have rope of all kinds.[/QUOTE]
I'm sure you do as to what use rope will be unless stribo is going to use it to tie james with and his lube then it's understandable
Post 775726 by Nealevo on 2015-06-12 12:10:15
If the lube is out i dont think James will need to be tied up
Post 775740 by Jamest5r on 2015-06-12 15:49:28
Oi nobs lol, no problem I'm bringing my dog he quite fancies Pete :)
Post 775741 by Jamest5r on 2015-06-12 15:54:19

Post 775742 by craigoodwood on 2015-06-12 15:58:44
[QUOTE=t5 pete;775627]How far is telford centre from you that looks good on Google[/QUOTE]
town centre aint far from daves but not really a 'going out' type centre, Jenco's is walking distance from dave http://www.jenkos-mongolian-barbeque.co.uk/about ;)
also if anyone comin from south via bridgenorth with a satnav it may take you down a deadend road that the council have put up bollards, i was virtually quarter mile to destination an had to turn around (ive never updated mine though)
i dunno where all these volvos are gonna park either :D
Post 775744 by t5 pete on 2015-06-12 16:09:39
I'll take the dog any day over you lot of dodgy buggers
Post 775745 by t5 pete on 2015-06-12 16:11:29
[QUOTE=craigoodwood;775742]town centre aint far from daves but not really a 'going out' type centre, Jenco's is walking distance from dave http://www.jenkos-mongolian-barbeque.co.uk/about ;)
also if anyone comin from south via bridgenorth with a satnav it may take you down a deadend road that the council have put up bollards, i was virtually quarter mile to destination an had to turn around (ive never updated mine though)
i dunno where all these volvos are gonna park either :D[/QUOTE]
Cool so where the best place for a night out?
round my way we have little towns with loads of pubs which are close to each other and good for a night out
Post 775746 by t5 pete on 2015-06-12 16:12:37
[QUOTE=Jamest5r;775741]
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Haha haha
Post 775750 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-06-12 17:56:19
[QUOTE=t5 pete;775745]Cool so where the best place for a night out?
round my way we have little towns with loads of pubs which are close to each other and good for a night out[/QUOTE]
I've bought a load of food to do a nice curry and I have a crate of ale too. If you want to go out for a few to the local pubs - then there is a decent CAMRA pub not too far away.
Not really feeling like doing a big night out ATM.
Post 775752 by craigoodwood on 2015-06-12 18:57:03
[QUOTE=t5 pete;775745]Cool so where the best place for a night out?
round my way we have little towns with loads of pubs which are close to each other and good for a night out[/QUOTE]
i dont actually know i gave up goig out drinkin years before i moved to telford, oakengates isnt far from dave or wellington is a bit further ;)
Post 775753 by t5 pete on 2015-06-12 18:57:53
Looks like a wet day tomorrow remember to bring your wet suits or you can work in your speedos much to Jamest5r's delight
Post 775754 by t5 pete on 2015-06-12 18:58:38
[QUOTE=craigoodwood;775752]i dont actually know i gave up goig out drinkin years before i moved to telford, oakengates isnt far from dave or wellington is a bit further ;)[/QUOTE]
Cool I'll go with the flow on the night
Post 775755 by stribo on 2015-06-12 19:07:58
[QUOTE=t5 pete;775744]I'll take the dog any day over you lot of dodgy buggers[/QUOTE]
Well, you've had plenty of practice with whippets. :D
Post 775756 by t5 pete on 2015-06-12 19:09:45
That's sheep not whippets bloody southerners getting it wrong again.
Post 775757 by stribo on 2015-06-12 19:12:03
[QUOTE=Wobbly Dave;775750]I've bought a load of food to do a nice curry and I have a crate of ale too. If you want to go out for a few to the local pubs - then there is a decent CAMRA pub not too far away.
Not really feeling like doing a big night out ATM.[/QUOTE]
CAMRA that's that warm ditch water they call beer isn't it? I only drink shandy. ;)
It's understandable you not wanting a night on the town, maybe we'll play it by ear, and see how you're feeling.
Post 775759 by Jamest5r on 2015-06-12 19:36:27
Speedos it is then :)

Post 775760 by Jamest5r on 2015-06-12 19:39:07
What time we starting on a serious note and estimate on how long the job is going to take
Post 775761 by t5 pete on 2015-06-12 19:43:21
I will aim to be there for 8.30 setting off at 6 then mc D's breakfast on the run.
its a faor mount of work so it's graft till its done but I've got all the gear to make it easy that's why I thought about going out as it will be well deserved and as it goes us northerners do like beer and good scenery probably spelt wrong but I don't care
Post 775763 by Doingitsideways on 2015-06-12 19:51:19
Beer spelt right.
Only word that matters.
Just wish I could get on it with you lads :(
Post 775765 by The Flying Moose on 2015-06-12 19:57:43
Wobbly and all, best of luck tomorrow chaps, sadly I cant make it much to my disappointment (and yes I do mean that!) as I've been forced to work an alternative shift which has seen me working yet another weekend.
Hope it all goes to plan and nobody is too shell shocked by Jim in his "bobby dazzlers!"
Post 775768 by t5 pete on 2015-06-12 20:13:52
[QUOTE=Doingitsideways;775763]Beer spelt right.
Only word that matters.
Just wish I could get on it with you lads :([/QUOTE]
You could always use the old excuse they wouldn't let me go I really wanted to come home as well love but they just wouldn't let me
Post 775769 by Jamest5r on 2015-06-12 20:21:50
[QUOTE=Wobbly Dave;775750]I've bought a load of food to do a nice curry and I have a crate of ale too. If you want to go out for a few to the local pubs - then there is a decent CAMRA pub not too far away.
Not really feeling like doing a big night out ATM.[/QUOTE]
That sounds spot on mate as long as the curry is nice and spicy, Pete loves his curries hot :)
Post 775775 by stribo on 2015-06-12 20:37:15
[QUOTE=Jamest5r;775760]What time we starting on a serious note and estimate on how long the job is going to take[/QUOTE]
I'm leaving at 6.30, aiming to get there between 8.30 and 9. TBH there's going to be a lot of graft as Pete said, but whilst the drive's being cut, there's not much anyone else can do, once we start breaking the concrete out then they'll be a fair bit of shovelling, then it's a case of knocking up a bed for the Acos, and laying them, and connecting them. It's that easy lol.
Post 775778 by t5 pete on 2015-06-12 20:45:54
While I'm cutting you could be filling Jim bobs estate with cement and ballast
Post 775779 by t5 pete on 2015-06-12 20:47:19
[QUOTE=Jamest5r;775769]That sounds spot on mate as long as the curry is nice and spicy, Pete loves his curries hot :)[/QUOTE]
Erm I don't like spicy curry and I don't like bits as the Indians got told in wombwell
Post 775781 by stribo on 2015-06-12 21:00:56
[QUOTE=t5 pete;775779]Erm I don't like spicy curry and I don't like bits as the Indians got told in wombwell[/QUOTE]
The hotter the better as far as I'm concerned. :D
Post 775795 by Jamest5r on 2015-06-12 21:53:29
[QUOTE=stribo;775775]I'm leaving at 6.30, aiming to get there between 8.30 and 9. TBH there's going to be a lot of graft as Pete said, but whilst the drive's being cut, there's not much anyone else can do, once we start breaking the concrete out then they'll be a fair bit of shovelling, then it's a case of knocking up a bed for the Acos, and laying them, and connecting them. It's that easy lol.[/QUOTE]
I'll bring the bacon and bread then :)
Post 775796 by MoleT-5R on 2015-06-12 21:57:33
do you need to bring your own shovel??? will be there sometime around 9
Post 775798 by t5 pete on 2015-06-12 21:59:05
[QUOTE=Jamest5r;775795]I'll bring the bacon and bread then :)[/QUOTE]
And the estate for the ballast
Post 775800 by stribo on 2015-06-12 22:19:21
[QUOTE=MoleT-5R;775796]do you need to bring your own shovel??? will be there sometime around 9[/QUOTE]
I'm bringing one. :D
Post 775804 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-06-12 23:02:17
Got bacon and bread and sausages. All the food we need. Whilst the concrete is being cut there is more help i need in t garden
Post 775816 by Nealevo on 2015-06-13 07:47:09
I'll be there bout 9 just got to go work first
Post 775818 by craigoodwood on 2015-06-13 09:37:01
apologies to adrian i didnt log in again yesdy, if anyone one thats there reads this can they tell him ill bring the bits round this afternoo :B_thumb:
Post 775825 by JUDGENINJA on 2015-06-13 13:23:31
Hope it's going well... I'm sure you're doing well without my invaluable assistance in drinking coffee and point at stuff..
Post 775839 by Nealevo on 2015-06-13 20:07:03
Typical, all watching Adrian work, well done today lads a great effort. In shocking weather
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Post 775842 by MoleT-5R on 2015-06-13 20:25:31
Yep a very wet day and some hard graft put in by all that attended, hopefully we may have sorted Dave's damp issue now. It may be a while before he can comment on today's works as a small mix up has left him with no internet or tv......oooops!
Post 775844 by Orca2 on 2015-06-13 21:13:15
Well done you guys... And it could have been worse, I am assuming the gas main survived.
Post 775846 by MoleT-5R on 2015-06-13 21:34:51
[QUOTE=Orca2;775844]Well done you guys... And it could have been worse, I am assuming the gas main survived.[/QUOTE]
yep, probably one of the few to survive....:)
Post 775848 by Doingitsideways on 2015-06-13 22:28:50
Pmsl :D
Virgin media man turned up eventually, think he's got something sorted.
I managed to get power back to Dave's man cave too. Let's be honest, that's the most important part. That's where the beer fridge is! ;)
Just got back to Manchester myself, still soaking, left them all to go for a curry and a well deserved pint. Good day though, lads, and a hell of a lot of hard graft gone into that lot.
Oh, thanks for leaving me behind with 1/4 ton of cement in my boot when I had absolutely no idea where I was. That's not how a convoy works!
Post 775856 by spike.16 on 2015-06-14 00:11:50
That's no problem mate lol
Post 775865 by t5 pete on 2015-06-14 12:56:47
Just got back in there was some mighty work done yesterday and all good grafter's started at half 8 in morning and worked all way through to 9pm in the pissing down rain.
Had a good night last night with beer and curry so that was the icing on the cake.
Post 775873 by stribo on 2015-06-14 14:49:11
I got back about 1, great day, apart from the weather, and a good laugh last night with a few beers. :D
Post 775875 by Doingitsideways on 2015-06-14 14:52:41
Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know I'm a part timer!
Post 775921 by LiamT4 on 2015-06-14 21:25:53
[QUOTE=Nealevo;775839]Typical, all watching Adrian work, well done today lads a great effort. In shocking weather
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Well done, hopefully it'll help with Dave's water issue.
Dodgy looking bunch though..............did anyone fall out their chairs last night *cough*James*cough
Post 775922 by Nealevo on 2015-06-14 21:28:35
[QUOTE=LiamT4;775921]Well done, hopefully it'll help with Dave's water issue.
Dodgy looking bunch though..............did anyone fall out their chairs last night *cough*James*cough[/QUOTE]
He didnt fall over this time, he was leaning against that pole all day supervising
Post 775925 by Doingitsideways on 2015-06-14 21:34:41
I went on my arse in B&Q, does that count? (Right in front of that tasty bird on the till too. Doh!)
Oh, hang on...
Yeah, I fell over all the Acos too. Jim's fault.
Post 775928 by LiamT4 on 2015-06-14 21:39:32
Just told the mrs what was happening and she asked if you lot do kitchens ;)
Post 775929 by Doingitsideways on 2015-06-14 21:40:14
I actually do!
Pmsl :D
Edited to add:
Not for free though!
Post 775931 by LiamT4 on 2015-06-14 21:42:06
[QUOTE=Doingitsideways;775929]I actually do!
Pmsl :D[/QUOTE]
Really lol shame your in Manchester then.
Post 775932 by t5 pete on 2015-06-14 21:42:32
[QUOTE=Doingitsideways;775925]I went on my arse in B&Q, does that count? (Right in front of that tasty bird on the till too. Doh!)
Oh, hang on...
Yeah, I fell over all the Acos too. Jim's fault.[/QUOTE]
Pmsl I manage to ram Jim bob with trolley at least twice and I think moley got him as well all jims fault
Post 775933 by Doingitsideways on 2015-06-14 21:45:24
[QUOTE=t5 pete;775932]Pmsl I manage to ram Jim bob with trolley at least twice and I think moley got him as well all jims fault[/QUOTE]
Dave didn't get the bacon on 'til about 4 o'clock.
All Jim's fault
Post 775934 by LiamT4 on 2015-06-14 21:46:13
Sounds like it was all his fault.
Post 775935 by Doingitsideways on 2015-06-14 21:47:55
Also, it pissed it down all day.
Guess who I'm blaming?...
Post 775942 by Dangerous Dave on 2015-06-14 22:11:51
[QUOTE=Doingitsideways;775935]Also, it pissed it down all day.
Guess who I'm blaming?...[/QUOTE]
God?
Post 775951 by Jamest5r on 2015-06-14 22:45:13
[QUOTE=Nealevo;775922]He didnt fall over this time, he was leaning against that pole all day supervising[/QUOTE]
Cheeky fecker didn't finish till 5 hrs after you left :)
Post 775952 by Jamest5r on 2015-06-14 22:46:33
[QUOTE=Doingitsideways;775933]Dave didn't get the bacon on 'til about 4 o'clock.
All Jim's fault[/QUOTE]
I gave him 2 packs of bacon and a loaf of bread at 10 am not my fault it took him 6 hrs to cook it
Post 775954 by Jamest5r on 2015-06-14 22:49:53
Blame it all on the dog I find that works :)
Post 775957 by MoleT-5R on 2015-06-14 23:11:37
An interesting day indeed, a small band of men and a big task to be accomplished and steady rain all day, all dug in and cracked on, some good laughs along the way (and I don't mean severed cables) and the odd hiccup, I hope this sorts Dave's damp issue's and has helped with some of his estate problems at Wobbley Towers. Sorry I could not stop for the beer and curry night...:(
Now where's the pic of my loaded Volvo leaving B&Q.....LOL
Post 775962 by Doingitsideways on 2015-06-14 23:29:33
[QUOTE=Dangerous Dave;775942]God?[/QUOTE]
Jim?
God?!
Bahahahahahaha!!
Post 775965 by Doingitsideways on 2015-06-14 23:34:35
[QUOTE=MoleT-5R;775957]
Now where's the pic of my loaded Volvo leaving B&Q.....LOL[/QUOTE]
I bet that rozzer sat in the side road around the corner was wondering wtf was going on, with all the Volvos looking like they were trying to do wheelies!
Post 775976 by t5 pete on 2015-06-15 09:50:52
I do worrie about you at times taking pictures of my bum very strange boy that james is its all james's fault
Post 775979 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-06-15 11:18:55
Massive thanks to everyone who pitched in and despite the abysmal weather achieved so much in such a small space of time. You are all amazing.
I can't begin to tell you what a boost it has given myself and the missus.
Sunday I put down the pea gravel on the front, wash the cement away of the apron, cleaned the front section, finished the waste water plumbing, reconnect the garage to the mains (in the end I had to put a new piece through the wall and reconnect it), remove the fencing from the large lawn (it was rotten), seal in the new supply to the garage, mount the new wiring in the garage and fill the skip. At least with no more worries about damp I can begin to sort out the redecoration.
Pete - I have sent you the money for the materials used. I take it you managed to get the spare comet I promised?
post some pic later - just this 1 for now of a slammed 850 (owing to a 1/4 tonne of sand in the boot) - I think it is moleys'?
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Post 775982 by t5 pete on 2015-06-15 11:43:50
Fantastic news dave I was also thinking if you wanted to you could do the same with the side of your house as you've done with the front that way it will all match in.
Give it a good month or two and you should see a big improvement in your walls drying out.
It was more than a pleasure helping you and your family and I hope our work serves you well I'm just so glad I brought the breaker.
And yes thank you very mich for the wheel dave it's really appreciated and the final thing I needed for Donnas car.
And thank you for sending the money I will let you know later that it has all gone through when I get chance to go to the bank.
Post 775983 by t5 pete on 2015-06-15 11:44:35
Fantastic news dave I was also thinking if you wanted to you could do the same with the side of your house as you've done with the front that way it will all match in.
Give it a good month or two and you should see a big improvement in your walls drying out.
It was more than a pleasure helping you and your family and I hope our work serves you well I'm just so glad I brought the breaker.
And yes thank you very mich for the wheel dave it's really appreciated and the final thing I needed for Donnas car.
And thank you for sending the money I will let you know later that it has all gone through when I get chance to go to the bank.
Post 775987 by stribo on 2015-06-15 12:45:49
I was thinking the same about shingle up the side, it'll be easier than trying to colour match the pointing in, only needs to come up to the top of the Acos, so no need for membrane, the only issue is around the soil stack, as water will sit in there against the wall. You will need bigger stone in front of the garage though.
Post 775988 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-06-15 13:12:30
I partially filled the new run for the armour cable with black roofing sealant - and then filled the channel with the same 20mm gravel I used on the front. Skip has been collected so I will busy myself this evening with trying to get the driveway cleaned up.
Ellen was asking - why can't we just do the same for the side? I did want to cover over the aco down the side (on the driveway).
If I use a membrane over the top of the aco - should I screw it or glue it on to the plastic?
As for the area around the soil pipe - I would like some recommendations.
Post 775990 by jamesy12345 on 2015-06-15 13:27:25
Looks like some hard work went on that day. Great that people from the forum were able to sort out something like that.
You should send the pictures to the company that did the driveway btw, maybe they will learn something.
Post 775993 by Doingitsideways on 2015-06-15 13:41:45
Dave, I found a receipt from Wickes in my car, think you must have left it in there when you bobbed out for some bits.
Let me know if you need it so you can run it through your books (business premises and all) and I'll post it to you :)
Post 775994 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-06-15 14:32:05
Not necessary but thanks all the same. It was just for the strap-on.
Post 775996 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-06-15 14:39:51
[QUOTE=jamesy12345;775990]Looks like some hard work went on that day. Great that people from the forum were able to sort out something like that.
You should send the pictures to the company that did the driveway btw, maybe they will learn something.[/QUOTE]
Shropshire Concrete Design went bust in 2013. I did ask the former manager to contact me & his new employers/new company said that they would get him to call me (and yes he is still laying this stuff) to get a colour match - but sadly did not get any response. Onwards and forwards.
BTW the residential phone line is now back and working (using the new cable) - so all is well.
Post 775998 by stribo on 2015-06-15 14:53:07
I don't think membrane will be necessary down the side, as the top of the Acos are roughly the same level as the drive, just some shingle down the side should suffice. As for round the soil pipe, you could either, paint the bottom of the wall with bituminous paint, and shingle it, or point it in, but you'll have to get colour matched mortar dye.
Post 775999 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-06-15 15:24:34
I have some bitching paint left over so I'll clean off that small section and paint it up & stick the stones in. The stone size is 20mm so I may just buy 10 bags at B&Q and see how I get on.
Post 776043 by Dangerous Dave on 2015-06-15 23:09:30
[QUOTE=Wobbly Dave;775994]Not necessary but thanks all the same. It was just for the strap-on.[/QUOTE]
Oooh, kinky!
Post 776047 by t5 pete on 2015-06-15 23:17:56
[QUOTE=Dangerous Dave;776043]Oooh, kinky![/QUOTE]
Yes dave went shopping for a strap on and a condom I'm not sure as to why or what but wobbly is as wobbly does
Post 776050 by Doingitsideways on 2015-06-15 23:46:21
He eventually came back with a pack of 2 condoms.
Just one strap on was enough though ;)
Post 776540 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-06-22 17:21:55
I've used this red stone - its quite pale when dry but looks the same colour as the drive when wet. Erica helped with the stones.
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Thanks again to everyone involved.
Post 776652 by Doingitsideways on 2015-06-23 21:13:25
Looks like it grew there, Matey :)
Post 776656 by MoleT-5R on 2015-06-23 21:59:23
big pat on the back all around, Dave's finishing touch makes it look great, hopefully he's starting to see some improvement with the damp issues now
Post 776763 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-06-24 23:28:39
I think there is an image limit because these didnt upload 1st time.
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Post 783062 by MoleT-5R on 2015-08-24 20:13:58
and now for sale wtf !!, thoughts folks who put there time and effort into sorting wobbleys damp issue's to help him and his family out, from him to stick it on the market less than 6 months later.........????????
http://www.nicktart.com/search/telford/3-bedroom-detached-house-for-sale-in-telford/full_details_bold3/890601#.VdsbDaPBORs.facebook
Post 783066 by jamesy12345 on 2015-08-24 20:30:48
More than likely due to needing more space for the kids...the house looks lovely btw. Shame that
Post 783069 by Jamest5r on 2015-08-24 20:35:08
[QUOTE=MoleT-5R;783062]and now for sale wtf !!, thoughts folks who put there time and effort into sorting wobbleys damp issue's to help him and his family out, from him to stick it on the market less than 6 months later.........????????
http://www.nicktart.com/search/telford/3-bedroom-detached-house-for-sale-in-telford/full_details_bold3/890601#.VdsbDaPBORs.facebook[/QUOTE]
I know what your saying Ade but I'm pretty sure Dave didn't have that intention when we done the work and if it helps him sell the house and move to something larger then so be it.
Post 783074 by MoleT-5R on 2015-08-24 21:00:51
just would like the person who started the thread to see this, bit miffed but I wish dave and his family every luck with there move, just pee'd me of after what we all went though to help a mate out. sorry dave if it sounds a bit harsh but it really rattled my cage when it appeared on facebook.
Post 783076 by Nealevo on 2015-08-24 21:13:22
I can se where your coming from but 6 people in a 3 bed is always going to be cosy, I'm sure he still appreciates more than he can express the help we gave and I wish him all the best. Moving now is probably best, we did the work so it won't last more than 12 months.
Post 783077 by t5 pete on 2015-08-24 21:37:23
I'm sorry dave this all must be down to us sleeping together and the mrs just cannot live in the same house we were in.
Post 783079 by stribo on 2015-08-24 21:50:13
[QUOTE=MoleT-5R;783074]just would like the person who started the thread to see this, bit miffed but I wish dave and his family every luck with there move, just pee'd me of after what we all went though to help a mate out. sorry dave if it sounds a bit harsh but it really rattled my cage when it appeared on facebook.[/QUOTE]
Who started this thread? What really boils my piss, is it's only £250,000, a house around here like that would be double that. I did have similar thoughts when I first saw it on Facebook Ade, but at the end of the day, we did it to help a mate out, because he didn't have the time, or a clue how to do it lol. If it helps him sell the house so he can find one to fit his family fair enough, but we'd better get invited to the house warming. ;)
Post 783081 by t5 pete on 2015-08-24 22:01:15
[QUOTE=stribo;783079]Who started this thread? What really boils my piss, is it's only £250,000, a house around here like that would be double that. I did have similar thoughts when I first saw it on Facebook Ade, but at the end of the day, we did it to help a mate out, because he didn't have the time, or a clue how to do it lol. If it helps him sell the house so he can find one to fit his family fair enough, but we'd better get invited to the house warming. ;)[/QUOTE]
Daves mrs says your all welcome round the new house bar me for some reason
Post 783084 by Nealevo on 2015-08-24 22:04:29
What exactly did I miss that night??
Post 783086 by stribo on 2015-08-24 22:07:50
What happens at Wobbly's, stays at Wobbly's. ;)
Post 783088 by MIKESC70T5 on 2015-08-24 22:15:22
[QUOTE=stribo;783079]Who started this thread? What really boils my piss, is it's only £250,000, a house around here like that would be double that. I did have similar thoughts when I first saw it on Facebook Ade, but at the end of the day, we did it to help a mate out, because he didn't have the time, or a clue how to do it lol. If it helps him sell the house so he can find one to fit his family fair enough, but we'd better get invited to the house warming. ;)[/QUOTE]
Playing devils advocate here. If you guys hadn't done all the work, the house would be up for £10000 less.
Post 783092 by Jamest5r on 2015-08-24 22:19:01
[QUOTE=MIKESC70T5;783088]Playing devils advocate here. If you guys hadn't done all the work, the house would be up for £10000 less.[/QUOTE]
Maybe, but makes no difference to me glad I helped to add value in a small way.
Post 783093 by jamesy12345 on 2015-08-24 22:29:35
[QUOTE=MIKESC70T5;783088]Playing devils advocate here. If you guys hadn't done all the work, the house would be up for £10000 less.[/QUOTE]
I was thinking that. The last selling price of the house was 206k in 2009, so work done between then and now has added a fair bit over & above average house price increase.
If Dave works in oil & gas, now is a bad time to be getting a bigger mortgage, hope he is downsizing...!!
Mind you I hear 250k is pocket change for you southerners...
Post 783097 by MIKESC70T5 on 2015-08-24 22:52:29
I[QUOTE=jamesy12345;783093]I was thinking that. The last selling price of the house was 206k in 2009, so work done between then and now has added a fair bit over & above average house price increase.
If Dave works in oil & gas, now is a bad time to be getting a bigger mortgage, hope he is downsizing...!!
Mind you I hear 250k is pocket change for you southerners...[/QUOTE]
Prices down South are just stupid. We have a very small 3 bedroom detached house, small back garden etc and that's £300,000 now.
Post 783099 by jamesy12345 on 2015-08-24 22:57:40
[QUOTE=MIKESC70T5;783097]I
Prices down South are just stupid. We have a very small 3 bedroom detached house, small back garden etc and that's £300,000 now.[/QUOTE]
Do you need any work doing :P you could sell up and come up North & buy a village or 2
Post 783100 by MoleT-5R on 2015-08-24 23:13:18
[QUOTE=stribo;783079]Who started this thread? What really boils my piss, is it's only £250,000, a house around here like that would be double that. I did have similar thoughts when I first saw it on Facebook Ade, but at the end of the day, we did it to help a mate out, because he didn't have the time, or a clue how to do it lol. If it helps him sell the house so he can find one to fit his family fair enough, but we'd better get invited to the house warming. ;)[/QUOTE]
we won't be invited as we may snip a wire or 2....lol :)
Post 783104 by Doingitsideways on 2015-08-24 23:38:59
[QUOTE=MoleT-5R;783100]we won't be invited as we may snip a wire or 2....lol :)[/QUOTE]
That means I'll get an invite then :)
Dave's been a bit quiet recently, would have thought he'd have stuck his head in and given us a heads up.
Suppose that's what happens though when you have 186 kids.
His house though, so I suppose it's up to him if/when he decides to sell up.
Post 783175 by JUDGENINJA on 2015-08-25 16:39:32
I very much doubt that there was any malicious intent (it's not in Wobbley's nature).
Post 783204 by The Flying Moose on 2015-08-25 18:54:30
Touches to the above, Dave is one of the nicest creatures I know and has regularly gone out his way for others. Whats a couple of days work grafting amongst mates with a few beers anyhow?
That aside, Dave's house is lovely. Really like the lounge, that would be 400k in Norfolk...
Post 783220 by stribo on 2015-08-25 20:54:19
[QUOTE=The Flying Moose;783204]Touches to the above, Dave is one of the nicest creatures I know and has regularly gone out his way for others. [COLOR="#FF0000"]Whats a couple of days work grafting amongst mates with a few beers anyhow?[/COLOR]
That aside, Dave's house is lovely. Really like the lounge, that would be 400k in Norfolk...[/QUOTE]
Exactly, although the weather was crap, it was a good laugh, meeting up with some mates, to help another mate out, would do it again tomorrow. :D
Post 783224 by Jamest5r on 2015-08-25 21:17:38
[QUOTE=stribo;783220]Exactly, although the weather was crap, it was a good laugh, meeting up with some mates, to help another mate out, would do it again tomorrow. :D[/QUOTE]
Cool I'm about to get my house back off the ex wife after 2 yrs gonna need some work I'll give you a bell :)
Post 783225 by Ettienne on 2015-08-25 21:19:11
[QUOTE=MIKESC70T5;783097]I
Prices down South are just stupid. We have a very small 3 bedroom detached house, small back garden etc and that's £300,000 now.[/QUOTE]
We're lucky down here, where I was born 300k pays for a decent 2 bed flat (private estate) quite a lot go much higher than that.
We stole our gaff and it's gone up over £75k in 3 years, we moved here for school catchment, but once the children are in secondary school we'll most likely buy somewhere bigger.
From what I've read prices only seem to be going up and quite a lot of us my be priced out so now might be time to strike whilst you can it's a big commitment buying a place and if it's the right time for Dave, it's the right time for Dave has to do what best for him and family.
Post 783226 by Doingitsideways on 2015-08-25 21:22:05
[QUOTE=Jamest5r;783224]Cool I'm about to get my house back off the ex wife after 2 yrs gonna need some work I'll give you a bell :)[/QUOTE]
Delete my number.
Post 783227 by The Flying Moose on 2015-08-25 21:29:48
[QUOTE=Jamest5r;783224]Cool I'm about to get my house back off the ex wife after 2 yrs gonna need some work I'll give you a bell :)[/QUOTE]
Hang on a minute... You promised me that house for "dispatching" of your ex wife?!?!
Post 783228 by stribo on 2015-08-25 21:38:14
[QUOTE=Jamest5r;783224]Cool I'm about to get my house back off the ex wife after 2 yrs gonna need some work I'll give you a bell :)[/QUOTE]
Not a problem mate, you know that, as long as you're more prompt with the bacon sarnies ;)
Post 783229 by stribo on 2015-08-25 21:40:01
[QUOTE=The Flying Moose;783227]Hang on a minute... You promised me that house for "dispatching" of your ex wife?!?![/QUOTE]
Did you despatch of his ex, the same way Pete tried to despatch Mrs Wobbly?
Post 783233 by t5 pete on 2015-08-25 22:09:29
[QUOTE=stribo;783229]Did you despatch of his ex, the same way Pete tried to despatch Mrs Wobbly?[/QUOTE]
All tho its didn't work the thought of me will never go away pmsl
Post 783238 by stribo on 2015-08-25 22:34:50
[QUOTE=t5 pete;783233]All tho its didn't work the thought of me will never go away pmsl[/QUOTE]
I'm guessing they'll be getting a new bed when they move. ;)
Post 783240 by t5 pete on 2015-08-25 22:46:14
I would presume so
Post 787047 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-09-29 00:24:30
I haven't been around for a while because with work and everything else - nothing has been done or moved on the SSB front.
I appreciate what Moley's saying but he singly fails to understand that perhaps it wasn't me that instigated the need to move. When people put in their time back at the start of the summer, both Ellen & I were very touched and grateful for everyone's efforts. The size of the house is a key factor but there were other extraneous issues that pushed Ellen & now she wants to move on.
The work around the drainage etc would have been done regardless. As you all know Ellen was pushing to have the artexing sorted, in order to stay - so just to prove to the cynics that this was some part of a scheme or plan. I certainly would not have put 15K into the garden room etc, if I felt in 2014 we would move within the year.
I think it is more of a realisation that this 3 bed is just not going to be big enough, so before Erica reaches schooling age and Mark Carnage puts up the base rate.
I am a bit upset that people thought this was a scheme. It never entered my head, I was just grateful for the help.
Post 787064 by Mrs Wobbly on 2015-09-29 10:08:53
I hold my hands up, it's all my fault and my sanity is shot. I have done my up most to make this house work for us but the simple fact is it doesn't anymore and it's only going to get worse. When Zoe started crawling it became glaringly obvious that the time has come to move on, not something either of us relish. There are other circumstances that have pushed us towards this also. We have spent a small fortune on this place in the 6yrs we have been here and no way are we going to recoup it all but it has helped increase the value of the property. Yes we bought it for £206,00 which was £24,000 under the asking price - they were desperate to move, I drove a hard bargain as prices were still precarious. I confess I'm upset to see we have offended some of you with our decision to move but I do understand without knowing the full reasons to why we now feel we need to that it does look like we are just trying to profit from your kindness. We had no plans of moving when the work was done and as I said at the time we are incredibly grateful of the the help and support you gave us.
Please remember I am a woman and it's my prerogative to change my mind. 😉
Post 787066 by The Flying Moose on 2015-09-29 10:48:54
Mr and Mrs wobbly, I know I wasn't involved in the home repair but as someone who has "been around the block" and known Mr wobbles for quite some years I can honestly say I know that there would have been no foul intent as your one of the good guys.
Wobbles is as most a genuine guy whom like us all makes mistakes but this can't ever be seen as one, family must always come first (the ones you still talk to anyhow!).
Best of luck mate. :)
Post 787067 by jamesy12345 on 2015-09-29 10:52:32
[QUOTE=Mrs Wobbly;787064]...We had no plans of moving when the work was done and as I said at the time we are incredibly grateful of the the help and support you gave us...[/QUOTE]
very well said
[QUOTE=The Flying Moose;787066]...family must always come first (the ones you still talk to anyhow!)..[/QUOTE]
:lol: there speaks a man of experience
Post 787069 by Kingsford G on 2015-09-29 11:09:16
The way I see it its a very nice of you guys helping Dave out and now as their plans have changed and decision is made to move for a better place it will help to shift the house with the work done and hopefully get them to a new,better place where Wobblys will be happy and that would have your guys legacy in it.Unfortunately I was not fit to help.
Post 787070 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-09-29 11:19:35
This sour twist is still niggling me somewhat, not least because Ellen is also upset too.
There is something else that dawned on me today. This DIY SOS was never about the house itself, how much it was worth, how much we did or didn't pay for it back in 2009, whether or not we sell in 2 months, 2 years or 10 years from now, whether Ellen instigated it or not. I should not have pointed the finger at her, as that is not fair. (sorry love).
In fact it was about the most precious commodity we have. So valuable we spend our working lives selling it to other people, so we can save up to spend more of it, on the things/people we care about. Something that I was made crushingly aware of, when my mum died in June.
It was about time.
The fact that we are selling the house does not detract in anyway from the value I saw in the time given freely by people from this forum, so I might have more free time to accomplish other goals (including beating Dean). The beat-Dean thing hasn't yet panned out that way.
I have not given up nor will I never forget and always be willing where possible to reciprocate that time to anyone else that needs it.
If people feel I have disrespected any of this generous gift, then it was never my intent.
Post 787073 by stribo on 2015-09-29 11:49:35
[QUOTE=Wobbly Dave;787070]This sour twist is still niggling me somewhat, not least because Ellen is also upset too.
There is something else that dawned on me today. This DIY SOS was never about the house itself, how much it was worth, how much we did or didn't pay for it back in 2009, whether or not we sell in 2 months, 2 years or 10 years from now, whether Ellen instigated it or not. I should not have pointed the finger at her, as that is not fair. (sorry love).
In fact it was about the most precious commodity we have. So valuable we spend our working lives selling it to other people, so we can save up to spend more of it, on the things/people we care about. Something that I was made crushingly aware of, when my mum died in June.
It was about time.
The fact that we are selling the house does not detract in anyway from the value I saw in the time given freely by people from this forum, so I might have more free time to accomplish other goals (including beating Dean). The beat-Dean thing hasn't yet panned out that way.
I have not given up nor will I never forget and always be willing where possible to reciprocate that time to anyone else that needs it.
If people feel I have disrespected any of this generous gift, then it was never my intent.[/QUOTE]
Chill Dave, I had a great time (mostly ;) ) though obviously not as good as Pete lol. I don't feel like I gave up my time, but rather invested it, not only in helping you out, but spending it with mates, and having a laugh, rather than laying on the sofa watching T.V. all weekend, which is what I would have done.
Post 787076 by Nealevo on 2015-09-29 12:12:23
Dave, Ellen, you don't have to justify yourselves, we had a laugh (mainly at James trying to use a hammer), and as far as I'm concerned that is end of the matter, i wish you all the best in finding a new bigger home. If the work we did helps you to get there quicker then that's a bonus.
Post 787092 by MoleT-5R on 2015-09-29 15:33:10
Mr and Mrs Wobbly, It just would have been nice if Dave had given us the heads up here first, rather than facebook delivering shock news that things are getting to cramped at Wobbly Towers and it is time to move on. I wish you every bit of luck with your future move and hope you find somewhere that suits all your needs.
Post 787097 by Kingsford G on 2015-09-29 17:06:47
[QUOTE=MoleT-5R;787092]Mr and Mrs Wobbly, It just would have been nice if Dave had given us the heads up here first, rather than facebook delivering shock news that things are getting to cramped at Wobbly Towers and it is time to move on. I wish you every bit of luck with your future move and hope you find somewhere that suits all your needs.[/QUOTE]
You are right on this one.We all make mistakes and I`m sure Dave has realized that too.
Post 787100 by Mrs Wobbly on 2015-09-29 17:49:09
It also would have been nice if you had sent us a private message with your grievance rather than it turning in to a free for all on our family decision.
Post 787143 by MoleT-5R on 2015-09-30 07:08:25
[QUOTE=Mrs Wobbly;787100]It also would have been nice if you had sent us a private message with your grievance rather than it turning in to a free for all on our family decision.[/QUOTE]
Fair point, but this is the job thread.
Post 787156 by T5frankie on 2015-09-30 10:54:36
Can I just point out this was Steve's idea in the first place not Dave's.
Post 787165 by stribo on 2015-09-30 13:10:14
[QUOTE=T5frankie;787156]Can I just point out this was Steve's idea in the first place not Dave's.[/QUOTE]
Can I just point out, as with all these things, it's Jim's fault. ;)
Post 787178 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-09-30 15:39:50
Prior to this week I have not been on the forum since the 6th August, which is 2 weeks prior to the house being listed for sale. It didn't enter my head to seek approval or notify anyone, prior to the announcement on social media. I put it there (FB) because a few more people might actually see it - although the number of people following me may not have helped.
BTW if anyone knows someone who is looking for a house in Telford, then please pass them on to me. I can personally vouch for the excellent work done on the exterior drainage.
Post 787181 by MoleT-5R on 2015-09-30 15:47:46
Glwts, do you have any particular areas you are looking to move to or staying close to where you are now ??
Post 787183 by Wobbly Dave on 2015-09-30 15:56:31
Welsh borders/ Shropshire. We need to remain reasonably close to Ellen's parents, who live near Llanfair. Ellen wants peaceful seclusion, I need a big garage so I can rock out some air tools, no erm I mean ... bugger it's happened again.
Post 787186 by MoleT-5R on 2015-09-30 16:09:39
[QUOTE=Wobbly Dave;787183]Welsh borders/ Shropshire. We need to remain reasonably close to Ellen's parents, who live near Llanfair. Ellen wants peaceful seclusion, I need a big garage so I can rock out some air tools, no erm I mean ... bugger it's happened again.[/QUOTE]
I'm 4 miles from Llanfair, very scenic around that area, good luck with your search and hope you find something to suit all your family needs.
Post 787190 by claymore on 2015-09-30 17:48:19
Dave, you could buy my sisters house and be virtually next door neighbors to Adrian :)
http://www.vpcuk.org/forums/forum.php
Post 787195 by MoleT-5R on 2015-09-30 18:58:01
[QUOTE=claymore;787190]Dave, you could buy my sisters house and be virtually next door neighbors to Adrian :)
http://www.vpcuk.org/forums/forum.php[/QUOTE]
chop a few trees here and there I could probably see it from here