from reading various posts on here ive gathered that we have some film buffs on here,now i consider myself a bit of a buff so lets see,whats this from......... "son of a bitch is dug in like an alabama tick"
[quote=big shrek;396057]from reading various posts on here ive gathered that we have some film buffs on here,now i consider myself a bit of a buff so lets see,whats this from......... "son of a bitch is dug in like an alabama tick"[/quote] Same film as "your bleeding" "i aint got time to bleed" Or something like that, aint seen it for a while.
Too easy dude. What about "what are ya nuts, Look at my tits, They're perfect"
Batchelor party ?
[quote=cherry1809;396064]Too easy dude. What about "what are ya nuts, Look at my tits, They're perfect"[/quote] bachelor party i think try this "first you wanna kill me now you wanna kiss me...........blow"
Thats an oldie........Army of the darkness....I think ..?
[quote=jct5r;396074]Thats an oldie........Army of the darkness....I think ..?[/quote] hell yeah
"Im fat because i eat and because i eat im fat ! Its a vicious circle !
[quote=jct5r;396076]"Im fat because i eat and because i eat im fat ! Its a vicious circle ![/quote] sounds like summat homer simpson would say
"You want a quarter? Kiss my ass! Find me in New York for this fcuking quarter!"
Austin Powers.
Close ! ...Clue : First word was an old British car manufacturer....second word is what you get more of with an ecu upgrade !
[quote=jct5r;396076]"Im fat because i eat and because i eat im fat ! Its a vicious circle ![/quote] Austin Powers
yes and... I've got Ash on my arm! So to be specific. Army of Darkness. Lol. Okay, Try this from the missus. The only way you'll get a piece of pussy is if the bitch dies and wills it to ya, And then maybe!
Damn ! You got it Alan !
ok then nice and easy this one "you vill lose"
Platoon...I think Cherry !?
Is that "Vill" with a "V" ??
Got to be either "Rocky" Dolph Lungdren or Klitchko vs Hayes ? (lol)
[quote=jct5r;396092]Got to be either "Rocky" Dolph Lungdren or Klitchko vs Hayes ? (lol)[/quote] hahaha both :)
[quote=jct5r;396088]Platoon...I think Cherry !?[/quote] Iiiiin one. Lol. Well done, But it wasn't one of mine. ;)
i will leave you with this one before i go bed "eating,drinking,****ing,sucking"
[quote=big shrek;396101]i will leave you with this one before i go bed "eating,drinking,****ing,sucking"[/quote] Is this a film quote or your plans for the ermmmmm....Evening ?
[quote=big shrek;396101]i will leave you with this one before i go bed "eating,drinking,****ing,sucking"[/quote] Seriously though............... "Wizard of Oz ?
you forgot snorting lol....scarface !!!!"
What the same film as "I'll get you my pretty and your little dog too"
Thats the one Andy ! Lol.......
its only noodles micheal
[quote=leet5r;396114]its only noodles micheal[/quote] Lost boys.
[quote=leet5r;396114]its only noodles micheal[/quote] Lost boys !
"You want a sandwich bacon" ?
[quote=jct5r;396119]"You want a sandwich bacon" ?[/quote] Lock Stock
"We're Gonna need a bigger boat".
"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"
[quote=stephenevans99;396164]"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"[/quote] The Italian Job
[quote=Tomcat;396166]The Italian Job[/quote] Oh TC...you're good...lol Try this one for size: "This is SPARTA"
[quote=Tomcat;396162]"We're Gonna need a bigger boat".[/quote] Jaws [quote=stephenevans99;396168]Oh TC...you're good...lol Try this one for size: "This is SPARTA"[/quote] 300 What about "We've got to survive, Somebody's got to survive"
Dawn of the dead !
"One Timex digital watch, broken. One unused prophylactic. One soiled. One black suit jacket. One pair of black suit pants. One hat, black. One pair of sunglasses. Twenty three dollars and seven cents. Sign here...."
[quote=stephenevans99;396175]"One Timex digital watch, broken. One unused prophylactic. One soiled. One black suit jacket. One pair of black suit pants. One hat, black. One pair of sunglasses. Twenty three dollars and seven cents. Sign here...."[/quote] My fave..........Blues Brothers.......Dan Ackroyd & John Belushi...love it !
[quote=jct5r;396176]My fave..........Blues Brothers.......Dan Ackroyd & John Belushi...love it ![/quote] Got to be one of the best film of ALL time..... "It's got a cop motor, a four hundred and forty cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks, it was a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. Whaddya say? Is it the new Blues Mobile or what? Fix the cigarette lighter. " Classic
Don't get uptight with me man, Cos if you do I'll have to give you a dose of medicine, And if I spike you you'll know you've been spoke to.
Dolf Lungrem replying to someone after letting off an uzi in a bar.. "Are you out of your mind?" "no, just out of bullets"
[quote=stephenevans99;396177]Got to be one of the best film of ALL time..... "It's got a cop motor, a four hundred and forty cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks, it was a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. Whaddya say? Is it the new Blues Mobile or what? Fix the cigarette lighter. " Classic[/quote] Yep ! Never fails to put a smile on my face........
some good ones there...try this on for size "mmmmm this is a tasty burger"
Good old Samuel Jackson!
No one get mine? :)
"That six pound piece of **** stuck in your trousers would do more damage if you fed it to him"
[quote=cherry1809;396187]Don't get uptight with me man, Cos if you do I'll have to give you a dose of medicine, And if I spike you you'll know you've been spoke to.[/quote] The same guy who said " You mean we've come out here in the middle of fcuking nowhere without aspirins?" ;)
Lol :D Almost...
[quote=big shrek;396258]"that six pound piece of **** stuck in your trousers would do more damage if you fed it to him"[/quote] snatch same film as my favorite "do you know what nemesis means"
"I had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake....Now its time to erase that mistake" !
[quote=jct5r;396349]"I had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake....Now its time to erase that mistake" ![/quote] robocop 2 i think you have 5 seconds to comply :)
" With the Spectrum of antibiotics I'm giving you I could sew a dead cat inside you".
[quote=Tomcat;396421]" With the Spectrum of antibiotics I'm giving you I could sow a dead cat inside you".[/quote] Minority report.
Alright, It's time to go a bit more obscure and see how many sad gits other than me there are on here. :D "Lick my plate you dog dick"
Aaaaand, I know it's not a quote, But Jay cracks me up... He's not gay you know :D Oh I bet you can't guess what film this is from :cuckoo: [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkC6QCR_xoc&NR=1[/ame]
What about this line "runnings not a plan, runnings what you do when a plan fails!" BTW, i'v checked that i'm on the correct thread this time! lol
Once a plan fails ;) Tremors :)
How about this one...... "I didn't say park drive, I said through the park!"
[quote=Jim S70R;396506]How about this one...... "I didn't say park drive, I said through the park!"[/quote] Die Hard.....with a vengeance ?
[quote=jct5r;396521]Die Hard.....with a vengeance ?[/quote] You got it :)
[quote=Jim S70R;396528]You got it :)[/quote] McDonalds recruitment video??
[quote=stephenevans99;396529]McDonalds recruitment video??[/quote] Burger King :)
Another favourite oldie... " $10,000 for me by myself, for that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing !! "
[quote=LiamT4;396062]Same film as "your bleeding" "i aint got time to bleed" Or something like that, aint seen it for a while.[/quote] "If it bleeds - we can kill it,"
[quote=stephenevans99;396531]Another favourite oldie... " $10,000 for me by myself, for that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing !! "[/quote] That old chestnut ........"Jaws"
Ok, what about this... "I couldn't help myself.... it just popped in there" - "What, what did you do Ray"? or "No-one steps on a church in my town!"
[quote=martinrpeachey;396540]Ok, what about this... "I couldn't help myself.... it just popped in there" - "What, what did you do Ray"?[/quote] That would be........"Who you gonna call " .................and i dont mean 118....
try this one... "Let off some steam - Bennet"
It wasnt "Gordon"(Bennet) ...It was Arnie.....
One of my all time faves (Yep..another one) : "You couldnt put me down Ray "
Oh how about "what have you done to your face portal!"..love this film
[quote=jct5r;396548]One of my all time faves (Yep..another one) : "You couldnt put me down Ray "[/quote] Raging bull! (bit before my time)
Ok... "I don't know whats in there but its weird and pissed off whatever it is"
[quote=martinrpeachey;396550]Raging bull! (bit before my time)[/quote] Bit before my time....lol
[quote=martinrpeachey;396551]Ok... "I don't know whats in there but its weird and pissed off whatever it is"[/quote] Same film released in Ireland was called "The Ting"
[quote=Tomcat;396549]Oh how about "what have you done to your face portal!"..love this film[/quote] Got me there !
[quote=jct5r;396555]Got me there ![/quote] me too!
"And I was holding him and he said, when, when we get home, Johnny, we're gonna go crusin until the wheels come off. and I said with what man? I can't find your f**king legs"! (sob, sob)
[quote=martinrpeachey;396558]"And I was holding him and he said, when, when we get home, Johnny, we're gonna go crusin until the wheels come off. and I said with what man? I can't find your f**king legs"! (sob, sob)[/quote] Thats got me too.............bit before my time i reckon !
[quote=jct5r;396561]thats got me too.............bit before my time i reckon ![/quote] 1982...
[quote=jct5r;396555]Got me there ![/quote] Ok here's another quote from the same film by way of a hint..."You will Narfell the garthunk!!"
[quote=Tomcat;396564]Ok here's another quote from the same film by way of a hint..."You will Narfell the garthunk!!"[/quote] Coneheads!!!! gotitt!
Woohoo! I'll put yall out of yer misery with my quote, Rambo first blood - when he's havin his girly cry at the end.
[quote=martinrpeachey;396583]Woohoo! I'll put yall out of yer misery with my quote, Rambo first blood - when he's havin his girly cry at the end.[/quote] Easy that one, But I was shopping... Leave it up longer innit :D No one got mine yet, Heh heh.
[quote=cherry1809;396451]Alright, It's time to go a bit more obscure and see how many sad gits other than me there are on here. :D "Lick my plate you dog dick"[/quote] [quote=cherry1809;396611]Easy that one, But I was shopping... Leave it up longer innit :D No one got mine yet, Heh heh.[/quote] Sorry....had to cheat.....Texas Chainsaw Massacre II [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QZsxXEVcsE"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QZsxXEVcsE[/ame]
[quote=cherry1809;396611]Easy that one, But I was shopping... Leave it up longer innit :D No one got mine yet, Heh heh.[/quote] Withnail and I. OOOOOOHH YEAAH
How about..... " Work well and you'll be treated well, work badly and you will die!!"
"Bridge over the river Kwai "
Ok, here's one. Ronnie Ronnie, i think i have macaronied my pants again.
Mcvicar !
ok try this one, and I want the correct sequel here, "they mostly come out at night, mostly,"
Cute little Newt in ALIENS.........easy Again, one of my ALL time favourites. Not seen it in a long time. Remember.... Hicks: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man? Vasquez: No. Have you?
[quote=stephenevans99;396651]Cute little Newt in ALIENS.........easy[/quote] well done, bet u only know that cos of the southpark episode! ;) ok, next 1.. "I refuse to prove that I exist" says god "for proof denys faith and without faith I'm nothing," "Aaah" says man, "but what about the Babel fish, that proves you exist and therefor you don't," "Oh," says god and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic. "that was easy," says man and for an encore, he proves black is white and gets killed on the next zebra crossing. Answers on a postcard...
[quote=martinrpeachey;396655]well done, bet u only know that cos of the southpark episode! ;) ok, next 1.. "I refuse to prove that I exist" says god "for proof denys faith and without faith I'm nothing," "Aaah" says man, "but what about the Babel fish, that proves you exist and therefor you don't," "Oh," says god and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic. "that was easy," says man and for an encore, he proves black is white and gets killed on the next zebra crossing. Answers on a postcard...[/quote] The Island...........think ?
[quote=jct5r;396656]The Island...........think ?[/quote] miles off... keep tryin
Hint, a bad film made from a superb series of books...
If I didn't have a car and were to thumb a lift to the next solar system - would I be close????
[quote=stephenevans99;396662]If I didn't have a car and were to thumb a lift to the next solar system - would I be close????[/quote] Ha ha.....Hitchikers guide to the Galaxy..........i knew i would get that all on my own without any help whatsoever !! Not !
[quote=stephenevans99;396662]If I didn't have a car and were to thumb a lift to the next solar system - would I be close????[/quote] bang-on, Douglas Addams' finest
What about this one: " You gotta get sent to the slam, where they tell you you'll never see daylight again. You dig up a doctor, and you pay him 20 menthol Kools to do a surgical shine job on your eyeballs "
Are you such a loser that you cant tell when you`ve won ? The entire state of Texas,along with the FBI are looking for you,did they find you ? No they couldnt ...you`ve won Seth...Enjoy it !
[quote=Jim S70R;396620]How about..... " Work well and you'll be treated well, work badly and you will die!!"[/quote] Star Trek VI - The Undiscovered Country :) "Here she comes to wreck the day" - This line is actually sung not spoken and is dead easy to guess... in theory! lol
[quote=stephenevans99;396670]What about this one: " You gotta get sent to the slam, where they tell you you'll never see daylight again. You dig up a doctor, and you pay him 20 menthol Kools to do a surgical shine job on your eyeballs "[/quote] Easy Peasy, I won't say anything other than "DON'T YOU TOUCH THAT HANDLE" It would be rude of me to hog the thread any more :)
[quote=stephenevans99;396670]What about this one: " You gotta get sent to the slam, where they tell you you'll never see daylight again. You dig up a doctor, and you pay him 20 menthol Kools to do a surgical shine job on your eyeballs "[/quote] Chronicles of Riddick !
[quote=jct5r;396671]Are you such a loser that you cant tell when you`ve won ? The entire state of Texas,along with the FBI are looking for you,did they find you ? No they couldnt ...you`ve won Seth...Enjoy it ![/quote] Ont the run movie turned vampire movie. seenit.
[quote=martinrpeachey;396676]Ont the run movie turned vampire movie. seenit.[/quote] Hmmmmmmmm.....spose your right ! lol
[quote=jct5r;396674]Chronicles of Riddick ![/quote] So right, but still quite wrong...lol
[quote=stephenevans99;396679]So right, but still quite wrong...lol[/quote] Oooooeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr !
[quote=stephenevans99;396679]So right, but still quite wrong...lol[/quote] Getting really dark in here..........
[quote=AndysR;396672]Star Trek VI - The Undiscovered Country :) "Here she comes to wreck the day" - This line is actually sung not spoken and is dead easy to guess... in theory! lol[/quote] That the truth ?
Google cheat! Lol! Alright... Ladies, Now that was fun!
[quote=cherry1809;396684]Google cheat! Lol! Alright... Ladies, Now that was fun![/quote] Tut tut..........jealousy is an evil thing..thats not the answer....simply a statement.
[quote=jct5r;396683]That the truth ?[/quote] one of jim carey's better films "i'm sorry, I wasn't listening, I was staring at your breasts"
[quote=martinrpeachey;396687]one of jim carey's better films "i'm sorry, I wasn't listening, I was staring at your breasts"[/quote] Yep ! have to agree with that....Quality film.
"You`re not funny...you`re fat and look as though you should be but you`re not !
[quote=martinrpeachey;396687]one of jim carey's better films "i'm sorry, I wasn't listening, I was staring at your breasts"[/quote] [quote=jct5r;396688]Yep ! have to agree with that....Quality film.[/quote] You got it! :) Slightly harder one.... "Well, isn't that what you're supposed to do with s**t? Scrape it up with a little shovel?" Love that film...
There was a film thread on here not so long back which included some pretty obscure movies, one of them look quite sick....so obviously I rented it & it turned out to be quite a good film....and very sick !!! I've found this from a script search....read this....then rent it !!!! " I'll explain this spectacular operation only once. We start with cutting the ligamentum patella, the ligaments of the kneecaps, so knee extension is no longer possible. Pulling from "B" and "C" the central incisors, lateral incisors and canines from the upper and lower jaws, the lips from "B" and "C," and the anus of "A" and "B," are cut circular along the border between skin and mucosa, the mucus cutaneous zone. Two pedicelated grafts are prepared and lifted from the underlying tissue. The shaped incisions below the chins of "B" and "C" up to their cheeks connecting the circular mucosa and skin parts of anus and mouth, from "A" to "B," and "B" to "C," connecting the pedicelated grafts to the chin-cheek incisions from "A" to "B," and "B" to "C," creating a Siamese triplet, connected via the gastric system. Ingestion by A, passing through B, to the excretion of C. "
[quote=jct5r;396691]"You`re not funny...you`re fat and look as though you should be but you`re not ![/quote] Definately heard that before, Not sure which one but I am sure Mr. Richie may have had something to do with the film in question...
[quote=stephenevans99;396693]There was a film thread on here not so long back which included some pretty obscure movies, one of them look quite sick....so obviously I rented it & it turned out to be quite a good film....and very sick !!! I've found this from a script search....read this....then rent it !!!! " I'll explain this spectacular operation only once. We start with cutting the ligamentum patella, the ligaments of the kneecaps, so knee extension is no longer possible. Pulling from "B" and "C" the central incisors, lateral incisors and canines from the upper and lower jaws, the lips from "B" and "C," and the anus of "A" and "B," are cut circular along the border between skin and mucosa, the mucus cutaneous zone. Two pedicelated grafts are prepared and lifted from the underlying tissue. The shaped incisions below the chins of "B" and "C" up to their cheeks connecting the circular mucosa and skin parts of anus and mouth, from "A" to "B," and "B" to "C," connecting the pedicelated grafts to the chin-cheek incisions from "A" to "B," and "B" to "C," creating a Siamese triplet, connected via the gastric system. Ingestion by A, passing through B, to the excretion of C. "[/quote] The sequel to that film was band in the UK very recently, if it's the film I am thinking of and no I haven't seen it and no I haven't googled it but its the sickest film I can think of and it was set in Germany, starting with a car breaking down in the middle of nowhere with two American? girls..
[quote=jct5r;396691]"You`re not funny...you`re fat and look as though you should be but you`re not ![/quote] Lock stock!
[quote=AndysR;396694]Definately heard that before, Not sure which one but I am sure Mr. Richie may have had something to do with the film in question...[/quote] You got it..............Lock,Stock,The F***ing Lot !
[quote=martinrpeachey;396696]Lock stock![/quote] You are S*it hot Martin...definitely have to watch you !
[quote=AndysR;396695]The sequel to that film was band in the UK very recently, if it's the film I am thinking of and no I haven't seen it and no I haven't googled it but its the sickest film I can think of and it was set in Germany, starting with a car breaking down in the middle of nowhere with two American? girls..[/quote] human centipede 1/2
[quote=AndysR;396695]The sequel to that film was band in the UK very recently, if it's the film I am thinking of and no I haven't seen it and no I haven't googled it but its the sickest film I can think of and it was set in Germany, starting with a car breaking down in the middle of nowhere with two American? girls..[/quote] What was it called ?
[quote=martinrpeachey;396699]human centipede 1/2[/quote] Damn...He`s done it again !
[quote=AndysR;396692]You got it! :) Slightly harder one.... "Well, isn't that what you're supposed to do with s**t? Scrape it up with a little shovel?" Love that film...[/quote] Stephen kings best ever... Christine ('58 plymouth fury if you're wondering)
[quote=AndysR;396695]The sequel to that film was band in the UK very recently, if it's the film I am thinking of and no I haven't seen it and no I haven't googled it but its the sickest film I can think of and it was set in Germany, starting with a car breaking down in the middle of nowhere with two American? girls..[/quote] That's the one....The Human Centipede. The First Sequence. [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9-r-QIu1Lo&feature=related"]NOT FOR THE SQUEEMISH[/ame]
[quote=jct5r;396702]Damn...He`s done it again ![/quote] Tbh I didn't want to name the film just incase someone else wanted a shot, that said I've seen enough trailers and clips to get the jist of it and I'm good with that.... lol
[quote=martinrpeachey;396703]Stephen kings best ever... Christine ('58 plymouth fury if you're wondering)[/quote] Na na na naaaaaaaaa na ! Lol. Im sure someone on this forum called there car "Christine"
[quote=jct5r;396706]Na na na naaaaaaaaa na ! Lol. Im sure someone on this forum called there car "Christine"[/quote] one of the original cars from the film used to live at the end of my street. Temperamental cow it was too. Next quote... "I drive a volvo, a beige one"
[quote=martinrpeachey;396703]Stephen kings best ever... Christine ('58 plymouth fury if you're wondering)[/quote] The very same... This soundtrack takes some beating! [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhmciEDdN5k[/ame] Especially from 1.53 onwards :)
[quote=martinrpeachey;396708]one of the original cars from the film used to live at the end of my street. Temperamental cow it was too. Next quote... "I drive a volvo, a beige one"[/quote] The Rock!
[quote=AndysR;396710]The Rock![/quote] probably a bad quote to use on a volvo owners club forum!
Just watched a snatch (pardon the expression and not the film snatch either !)of that Human Centipede.....Sod that !
[quote=AndysR;396709]The very same... This soundtrack takes some beating! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhmciEDdN5k Especially from 1.53 onwards :)[/quote] Preach-on brother film-nerd!
NEEEXXXT.... "I told you... NEVER touch my balls without asking!"
The Human Centipede is the ONLY film that I've actually turned my head away for a moment in horror to what is shown.....truly graphic and very sick!!!! It's ace.
[quote=stephenevans99;396717]The Human Centipede is the ONLY film that I've actually turned my head away for a moment in horror to what is shown.....truly graphic and very sick!!!! It's ace.[/quote] Ever seen Cannibal holocaust? That is EFFIN twisted for a 35 year old film
Not yet !!!! Just added it on my LoveFilm list..... apparently "Banned under the 1984 Video Recordings Act, Cannibal Holocaust has become a notorious film. Only released for Britain in 2001, it was passed with a number of cuts." Sounds good...
'Bloody hell Nick you could choke a donkey on that'.
[quote=Alan M;396724]'Bloody hell Nick you could choke a donkey on that'.[/quote] Lock stock !
[quote=martinrpeachey;396713]Preach-on brother film-nerd![/quote] "Max kills cops for a living!" "All those feathers and he still can't fly" "Were definately outside the box now, huh?"
[quote=stephenevans99;396722]Not yet !!!! Just added it on my LoveFilm list..... apparently "Banned under the 1984 Video Recordings Act, Cannibal Holocaust has become a notorious film. Only released for Britain in 2001, it was passed with a number of cuts." Sounds good...[/quote] Sounds like orange squash....... Watered down! lol
[quote=jct5r;396683]That the truth ?[/quote] There's two answers to that if it's a quote then... Star Trek IV? If your asking... Yes ;)
[quote=Alan M;396724]'Bloody hell Nick you could choke a donkey on that'.[/quote] lock stock again and it's "Bloody hell nick, you could choke a dozen donkeys on that" not that I'm picky or anything
[quote=AndysR;396736]There's two answers to that if it's a quote then... Star Trek IV? If your asking... Yes ;)[/quote] As in Liar Liar.....lines crossed methinks
[quote=jct5r;396739]As in Liar Liar.....lines crossed methinks[/quote] Ah fair play.. lol
goin out now, I'll try followin this thread on my blackberry. 1 more before I go... "they have weapons," - "so what?" ((splat)) "OH SH*T!"
"What have you been feeding this thing?"...."Blondes"..."I think it's still hungry"
Cant Recall this one ! Totally forgot !
[quote=AndysR;396752]"What have you been feeding this thing?"...."Blondes"..."I think it's still hungry"[/quote] "Get your ass to mars"
"One morning i shot an elephant in my pyjamas...How it got into my pyjamas i dont know"
as he thrust his purple headed warrior into her quivering mound of love pudding. and no its not a porn film :)
[quote=t5 stealth;396768]as he thrust his purple headed warrior into her quivering mound of love pudding. and no its not a porn film :)[/quote] Dont you just love Leslie Nielsen !
One for ya... 'we ended up lookin like a monkey ****** a football out there!!!'
[quote=martinrpeachey;396760]"Get your ass to mars"[/quote] ;)..
"Evidently Mr. Ringo's an educated man. Now I really hate him" That's also a very good film
[quote=jct5r;396778]Dont you just love Leslie Nielsen ![/quote] "Nice Beaver"
"We have to get these people to a hospital" What is it ? Its a place where they have beds and doctors and nurses !
[quote=jct5r;396795]"We have to get these people to a hospital" What is it ? Its a place where they have beds and doctors and nurses ![/quote] "But that's not important now...!" "Jane, Jane, That name will always remind me of her"
"I've been dating too. An author, she wrote the book on male sexual dysfunction. You've probably read it."
[quote=AndysR;396801]"But that's not important now...!" "Jane, Jane, That name will always remind me of her"[/quote] You got it ! lol ! As for the autopilot .....
[quote=jct5r;396804]You got it ! lol ! As for the autopilot .....[/quote] "I just want to let you know, we're all counting on you"
"I am serious... and don't call me Shirley"
Theres no reason to be alarmed amd we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight...By the way...Is there anybody on board that knows how to fly a plane ?
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines"
Just before take off : Nervous ? Yes ! First time ? Noooo....Ive been nervous lots of times !
"Because of my mistake, six men didn't return from that raid." "Seven. Lieutenant Zip died this morning."
Moving on...... "Well, it's... it's not much of a philosophy, I know. But, well... f""k you! I can live my own life in my own way if I want to. F""k off! Don't come following me!"
I'm back, what did I miss?
Not much, just went in a little tangent for abit... Try these out... and the post directly above.. [quote=AndysR;396731]"Max kills cops for a living!" "All those feathers and he still can't fly" "Were definately outside the box now, huh?"[/quote]
[quote=martinrpeachey;396703]Stephen kings best ever... Christine ('58 plymouth fury if you're wondering)[/quote] Think it was supposed to be a 57 :) [quote=martinrpeachey;396718]Ever seen Cannibal holocaust? That is EFFIN twisted for a 35 year old film[/quote] Seen it, Got it uncut and a Tee shirt,Lol. Good film. Also see: New York Ripper Zombie Flesh Eaters And Cannibal Appocalypse for similar effects :) [quote=cherry1809;396684]Google cheat! Lol! Alright... Ladies, Now that was fun![/quote] No one?
[quote=cherry1809;396971]Think it was supposed to be a 57 :) [/quote] Note to self, don't try and be clever while drinking. '57 it is.
Easy one?.. "Hope it burns up the sky".
[quote=Tomcat;398354]Easy one?.. "Hope it burns up the sky".[/quote] Not that easy, haven't heard this one before so googled it. Haven't seen the film before either... I won't spoil it for everyone else by saying what it is though ;) How about this one? "I win you loose.... Again!" Any ideas anyone?
"candle in the eye!" "what?" "Candle in the eye!" "righty-dokey-matey" "AAAAARRRGGGHH"
[quote=martinrpeachey;396973]Note to self, don't try and be clever while drinking. '57 it is.[/quote] I say supposed because I think they used 58's and some that weren't even Fury's, But made them out to be 57's. Something like that :)
[quote=cherry1809;398382]I say supposed because I think they used 58's and some that weren't even Fury's, But made them out to be 57's. Something like that :)[/quote] I was going to comment on that but you beat me to it ;)
How about this, legendary 90's film "Get my pies outta the oven"
[quote=The Flying Moose;398404]How about this, legendary 90's film "Get my pies outta the oven"[/quote] Great film my favorite of his!!! ""Yeah, well... I also cook!" Under Siege, great film, great actors, great story line.... Stunning ship... even if it is american. The saying they don't make them like they used to was mean't for ships produced after the USS Missouri!
[quote=AndysR;398411]Great film my favorite of his!!! ""Yeah, well... I also cook!" Under Siege, great film, great actors, great story line.... Stunning ship... even if it is american. The saying they don't make them like they used to was mean't for ships produced after the USS Missouri![/quote] Couldnt agree more... loved the later line of "God damn cook's a seal!"
[quote=The Flying Moose;398412]Couldnt agree more... loved the later line of "God damn cook's a seal!"[/quote] "The safest place on this ship is behind you" My men are trained to handle a dozen marines and a hundred cooks" "Where are you going? "To make Honolulu glow in the dark" "Outstanding"
[quote=AndysR;398416]"The safest place on this ship is behind you" My men are trained to handle a dozen marines and a hundred cooks" "Where are you going? "To make Honolulu glow in the dark" "Outstanding"[/quote] I can sense myself having a quiet night infront of the TV later this week with a few beers and films...
[quote=Tomcat;398354]Easy one?.. "Hope it burns up the sky".[/quote] What no one?...Ok another one from the same film "Boy is this a machine"...
[quote=The Flying Moose;398422]I can sense myself having a quiet night infront of the TV later this week with a few beers and films...[/quote] Same here, some great films that need revisiting have been touched on a few times along the way in this thread! I look forward to future posts..
[quote=Tomcat;398433]What no one?...Ok another one from the same film "Boy is this a machine"...[/quote] Blooming hell of course! Staring Clint Eastwood no less... Firefox :)
"I'm your huckleberry" "You skin that smoke wagon and we'll see what happens!" "I wasn't" All from a very good 90's film, all star cast too!
[quote=AndysR;398446]"I'm your huckleberry" "You skin that smoke wagon and we'll see what happens!" "I wasn't" All from a very good 90's film, all star cast too![/quote] Easy... Tombstone. How about this. Its from possibly my favourite film of all time "You can't handle the truth!"
[quote=The Flying Moose;398450]Easy... Tombstone. How about this. Its from possibly my favourite film of all time "You can't handle the truth!"[/quote] That's even easier! A few good men
How about soppy quote... Perhaps on of the most famous films of it's type? "Molly, you in danger girl"
I aint got a ghost of a chance in getting that one !
Well, No one got mine. Was from Death Proof. :beer:
"Death Proof" ....Never heard of it !
[quote=jct5r;398951]"Death Proof" ....Never heard of it ![/quote] http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1028528/ Wasn/t the one i was thinking of though.
[quote=jct5r;398951]"Death Proof" ....Never heard of it ![/quote] Death proof, Bruce Willis, can't be killed, does stuff. U didn't miss much. Still nobody got my last 2...? C'mon guys I set u a challenge here... (no google-ing u cheating sods!)
HERE'S my contribution. "Personally I think your a F"""ing Idiot" "You work your side of the street, I'l lwork mine" "Yeah" "Sixty, We dropped at least 60" "That only leaves 3940"
[quote=philt6;398954]HERE'S my contribution. "You work your side of the street, I'l lwork mine" [/quote] bullit
[quote=philt6;398954]HERE'S my contribution. "Personally I think your a F"""ing Idiot" "You work your side of the street, I'l lwork mine" "Yeah" "Sixty, We dropped at least 60" "That only leaves 3940"[/quote] Top one is Sean Connery talking to Ed Harris about his plans in "The Rock"
"I need a shower, Warden" http://youtu.be/-u0GJdNu1Ds That quote appears in the same film as that song does just before something happens which makes the character say the above quote.
"That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?"
"Vanity is definitely my favorite sin."
"Define 'irony'. A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."
"You are a sad, strange little man. And you have my pity."
[quote=AndysR;398991]"You are a sad, strange little man. And you have my pity."[/quote] toy story. still, nobody got my last two?
[quote=AndysR;398989]"Define 'irony'. A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."[/quote] "why couldn't you put the bunny back in the box?"
One for the oldies:- " Rosebud"
[quote=martinrpeachey;398376]"candle in the eye!" "what?" "Candle in the eye!" "righty-dokey-matey" "AAAAARRRGGGHH"[/quote] C'mon guys, this is a relatively recent, Brittish film by 2 of britains best portrayers of slapstick comedy... Another 1 from the same film? "aaaaaaaawww gaaawwwddd!" "cheer up richie, it's not that bad," "Yes it is, I just trapped the tip of my penis in the till drawer!"
Guest house paradiso !
[quote=martinrpeachey;398953]Death proof, Bruce Willis, can't be killed, does stuff. U didn't miss much.[/quote] Lol, I told you what it was and you still got it wrong :D
try this one jesus.....i was expecting a bowl of cornflakes and a quick wank..........
[quote=big shrek;399237]try this one jesus.....i was expecting a bowl of cornflakes and a quick wank..........[/quote] Football Factory :D
Look at this couch! Somebody threw out a whole couch and it's in great shape.
[quote=cherry1809;399254]Look at this couch! Somebody threw out a whole couch and it's in great shape.[/quote] "that's great kid, don't get penisy!" howabout this, "if he runs he's a vc, if he don't run, he's a well disciplined vc"
[quote=martinrpeachey;399349]"that's great kid, don't get penisy!" howabout this, "if he runs he's a vc, if he don't run, he's a well disciplined vc"[/quote] Platoon :)
[quote=cherry1809;399404]Platoon :)[/quote] Nope, close but Nope :)
Aaa, Couldn't decide between Platoon or Full metal jacket.
Tried this earlier on in the thread... "They have weapons" - "So what?" SSPPLLAAATT! "Oh F**K"
[quote=martinrpeachey;399414]Tried this earlier on in the thread... "They have weapons" - "So what?" SSPPLLAAATT! "Oh F**K"[/quote] Ooh, I've heard that. It's not 'Planet Terror' is it?
[quote=cherry1809;399417]Ooh, I've heard that. It's not 'Planet Terror' is it?[/quote] Nope, 80's comedy horror spawned 2 sequels. Nasty little furry things.
[quote=martinrpeachey;399455]Nope, 80's comedy horror spawned 2 sequels. Nasty little furry things.[/quote] hhmmm was gonna say critters but that had 3 sequels...................
[quote=big shrek;399466]hhmmm was gonna say critters but that had 3 sequels...................[/quote] Tis critters, thought they only made 3 in all?
[quote=martinrpeachey;399467]Tis critters, thought they only made 3 in all?[/quote] nah they made a fourth one set in space i think
Lol, Thats it. The subtitled bit. :D
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZWwNlKn8xE&feature=related"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZWwNlKn8xE&feature=related[/ame] best movie quote
"You talk too much. You're opinionated. You're stubborn, sarcastic, and stuck up! Your ass is too narrow and your tits are too small".
[quote=big shrek;399810]"You talk too much. You're opinionated. You're stubborn, sarcastic, and stuck up! Your ass is too narrow and your tits are too small".[/quote] Ghandi ??
My wife !
'I got it, I got it, #drop# I don't got it!'
[quote=Niles;399844]'I got it, I got it, #drop# I don't got it!'[/quote] Goonies!
[quote=AndysR;399847]Goonies![/quote] "go on chunk, give us the truffle shuffle!"
"Gentelmen, you cannot fight in here! This is the war room!" :funkybana