Getting stitched up!

[Tee5alive]

My estate is dead waiting for a spark plug hole to be threaded, but the guy who does it is away on hols so.... The cars sat outside my lodgings for a few weeks.

I keep getting angry texts from neighbours CLAIMING my alarm keeps triggering keeping them awake, but strangely it never does this when im around to 'witness this' ( suspiciously i,m like a scapegoat i reckon) i think its neighbours whinging so ill move the car, but i cant get it to my storage yard ( about 3 miles)

I have checked the car and see no evidence of a trigger is there a way to disable it? I know there is the 'dog in the car' option but what about a total disable?

Getting a bit miffed at all the fingers pointed at MY VOLVO when i believe its another car nearby!

All i can do is TRY to potter along on 4 cylinders the 3 miles to get it off the road, but is that possible as the computer will see the missing plug as a fault surely?

Or if anyone has a spec lift tow truck handy to lift the front wheels? .......id gladly buy them a beer or two ������