Something for the sun - C70 Convertible in Black

**Wobbly Dave** · Tuesday 30th June 2015, 00:33

Check this out near London

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/search/u.../price-to/1500

proper messed up erm I mean modified.

**AcidicDavey** · Tuesday 30th June 2015, 00:36

Originally Posted by Doingitsideways

There's bloody loads of them tempting me on eGay!

Correct me if I'm wrong here, but ALL C70s are ME7, right?
So no buying an early T5 and getting it mapped for 20p?

All Convertibles will be ME7 yeah but they launched the Coupe in 97

**Doingitsideways** · Tuesday 30th June 2015, 00:40

I like it

Who wants to lend me £1500?

**Wobbly Dave** · Tuesday 30th June 2015, 00:45

credit card - sell it at the end of the year. Unlikely to make a loss.

**Doingitsideways** · Tuesday 30th June 2015, 00:53

Originally Posted by Wobbly Dave

credit card - sell it at the end of the year. Unlikely to make a loss.

I might miss my testicles though when Louise takes a carving knife to them!!

**Wobbly Dave** · Tuesday 30th June 2015, 00:54

Just need to find a good time to ask

**Rebel Rebel** · Tuesday 30th June 2015, 08:23

Nice Dave - I think you need a bit more sun so you blend in to those seats.

**Wobbly Dave** · Tuesday 30th June 2015, 11:54

Overweight, early 40s, white man in a car with dale winton seats? You have a point.

I need to book myself into one of those orange spray tan places?

**jamesy12345** · Tuesday 30th June 2015, 12:04

Originally Posted by Wobbly Dave

Overweight, early 40s, white man in a car with dale winton seats? You have a point.

I need to book myself into one of those orange spray tan places?

yes personally I would think twice about driving one of these due to having a head like a chewed toffee & Nosferatu-like complexion. But if you like it, ££££££££ to what others think.

**Doingitsideways** · Tuesday 30th June 2015, 12:16

Think I'm cool enough to pull it off.

(See avatar)

**jamesy12345** · Tuesday 30th June 2015, 13:13

Originally Posted by Doingitsideways

Think I'm cool enough to pull it off.

(See avatar)

if you shaved that mop off & drove around in one of these you'd be stopped by Plod every 30 secs for a full cavity search

**Doingitsideways** · Tuesday 30th June 2015, 13:30

Originally Posted by jamesy12345

if you shaved that mop off & drove around in one of these you'd be stopped by Plod every 30 secs for a full cavity search

Kinky

**Wobbly Dave** · Tuesday 30th June 2015, 13:55

Originally Posted by jamesy12345

yes personally I would think twice about driving one of these due to having a head like a chewed toffee & Nosferatu-like complexion. But if you like it, ££££££££ to what others think.

Just been out with the roof down for lunch (a la patisserie de Greggs) just because I can. I may well be forced to go out again later LOL for no reason whatsoever.

**Orca2** · Tuesday 30th June 2015, 17:15

Did anyone see the story a few months back , Gregg's website was hacked , they changed the banner to read " Gregg's selling sh 1te to chavs for over thirty years. "
It took them a week to spot it.

Shame , I like Greggs.

**jamesy12345** · Tuesday 30th June 2015, 17:30

Originally Posted by Orca2

Did anyone see the story a few months back , Gregg's website was hacked , they changed the banner to read " Gregg's selling sh 1te to chavs for over thirty years. "
It took them a week to spot it.

Shame , I like Greggs.

hehe

http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Greggs

Chav's don't drive C70's though surely

**Orca2** · Tuesday 30th June 2015, 18:19

Absolutely not Jamesy, the C70 convertible is the vehicle of choice for Gentlemen Lounge Lizards doncha know.

Pimm's anyone?

**AcidicDavey** · Tuesday 30th June 2015, 20:35

Originally Posted by jamesy12345

Chav's don't drive C70's though surely

Hey, I've had a couple!

**jamesy12345** · Tuesday 30th June 2015, 20:43

Originally Posted by AcidicDavey

Hey, I've had a couple!

They didn't last long did they..!

**AcidicDavey** · Tuesday 30th June 2015, 20:45

...fair point, they never do!

**Orca2** · Tuesday 30th June 2015, 22:17

They are the ultimate " Homer Ball " present for your wife, thats how I got mine. I drive the V70 t5 all week and the C70 rag top at the weekends, happy frickin daze. And I am just about to buy a Suzuki jeep for the sprog cos I always liked them and could never justify buying one again. Hehehe.