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  1. Tuesday 17th January 2012, 13:50 #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Flying Moose View Post
    Starting to sound like smithy eh???
    eh enough of that lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by smithy View Post
    eh enough of that lol
    Was was it I once wrote:

    Chapter One in the Smithisms - It wasnt boosting right

    Chapter Two - It was underfueling

    Chapter Three - It was overfueling

    Chapter Four - I couldnt get the power down... blah blah blah

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  4. Tuesday 17th January 2012, 15:04 #63
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    [QUOTE=Chad;450610]Welcome !!!!

    gay gold ey??????[/QUOTE]

    Its a select club lol
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  5. Tuesday 17th January 2012, 21:01 #64
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    nice 1 lads , might have to spit me dummy out and see what happens lol , so woodys the fastest member and fastest mod now
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  7. Tuesday 17th January 2012, 22:06 #65
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Flying Moose View Post
    Was was it I once wrote:

    Chapter One in the Smithisms - It wasnt boosting right

    Chapter Two - It was underfueling

    Chapter Three - It was overfueling

    Chapter Four - I couldnt get the power down... blah blah blah

    You know we all love you really mate
    pmsl you forgot a few chapters tho

    Chapter five- its broke down

    Chapter six- the engine isnt run in

    Chapter seven- oil cooler leak

    Chapter eight- pete wont sell me his bloody alloys

    lol as said we do all love ya really
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  9. Tuesday 17th January 2012, 23:37 #66
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Flying Moose View Post
    Was was it I once wrote:

    Chapter One in the Smithisms - It wasnt boosting right

    Chapter Two - It was underfueling

    Chapter Three - It was overfueling

    Chapter Four - I couldnt get the power down... blah blah blah

    You know we all love you really mate
    Quote Originally Posted by t5 pete View Post
    pmsl you forgot a few chapters tho

    Chapter five- its broke down

    Chapter six- the engine isnt run in

    Chapter seven- oil cooler leak

    Chapter eight- pete wont sell me his bloody alloys

    lol as said we do all love ya really

    Harsh lads but very funny


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  10. Tuesday 17th January 2012, 23:40 #67
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    Chapter 9....it's too hot

    Chapter 10...it's too cold

    Chapter 11...got up late

    Chapter 12...ive only got 136bhp


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  11. Tuesday 17th January 2012, 23:41 #68
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    Quote Originally Posted by jamest5r View Post
    Chapter 9....it's too hot

    Chapter 10...it's too cold

    Chapter 11...got up late

    Chapter 12...ive only got 136bhp
    I always, mistakenly it seems, understood it as 137hp....


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    Quote Originally Posted by AndysR View Post
    I always, mistakenly it seems, understood it as 137hp....
    We'll never know, it'll never see a dyno LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by bomb192uk View Post
    We'll never know, it'll never see a dyno LOL

    It was on the dyno a couple of months ago at HLM when he had the piggy back system fitted and spent the day mapping it with Hamish.......sworn to secrecy


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  15. Wednesday 18th January 2012, 00:03 #71
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    Quote Originally Posted by jamest5r View Post
    It was on the dyno a couple of months ago at HLM when he had the piggy back system fitted and spent the day mapping it with Hamish.......sworn to secrecy
    139bhp?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bomb192uk View Post
    139bhp?
    Pushing it a bit now aren't we?


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    Quote Originally Posted by AndysR View Post
    Pushing it a bit now aren't we?
    Well he has had it mapped.....
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    PMSL, poor Smithy!
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    [quote=t5 pete;450713]
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    Welcome !!!!

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    deffo. you still looking for one?
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    Yeah chad do you happen to know of one
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    A guy where i work was selling his as he has bought a 2005 V70R now.

    i will get in touch with him and let you know.!

    cool??
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    Brilliant chad thank you i look forward to your reply
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    Quote Originally Posted by AndysR View Post
    Pushing it a bit now aren't we?
    i might get to 140 bhp when i turn her up and ps your all barstewards but funny pmsl
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