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Monday 5th December 2011, 21:42 #1Senior Member
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Monday 5th December 2011, 21:49 #2Moderator
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Thanked 2,643 Times in 1,928 PostsQuestion is...
Are you cool enough?
All told that's a car you'd never wash
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Thanked 1,783 Times in 1,506 Postsnice like it lol
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Tuesday 6th December 2011, 17:05 #5Senior Member
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Thanked 7,752 Times in 5,648 PostsI'd buy it if she came with it (or in it lol) although I hope she's got the lightning from the @rse problem sorted, could be painful.
And I'd want a few quid knocked - off for the damage her stilettos did to the bonnet.19t, greens, 3" inlet, 3" downpipe with race cat, V70R catback, autotech map...
310.2bhp / 333ft/lb
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Got an old discovery now.
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Thanked 60 Times in 27 Postslol, josh freese is a famous drummer. i wonder if its ever been used lug a kit about?
im sure its flown whereever he's going these days!
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Thursday 19th January 2012, 16:39 #8Demented Tonka Toy
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Thanked 1,758 Times in 1,256 PostsLet's face it.
A Woman like that would never bang you if you drove an old Volvo!
Beardy guy was cool but the guy in the Silver raybans looked like a rent boy IMHO.
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Originally Posted by t5_monkey
I will say I wasnt too impressed with the lightning shooting out of her arse. There was enough going on with her body to not warrant SFX thanks very much.
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Friday 20th January 2012, 13:02 #10Senior Member
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Thanked 1,005 Times in 711 PostsBen, WHAT are you trying to tell us??? Originally Posted by t5_monkey
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Friday 20th January 2012, 13:26 #11Shiny Superstar
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With an electric @rse that did that you'd never need a jump start ever again - LOL
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Friday 20th January 2012, 14:14 #12Senior Member
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Thanked 1,005 Times in 711 PostsDon't get Monkey onto the concept of electric @rses - he'll be out trying to rent you one Originally Posted by Wobbly Dave
KISS Rs
850R manual, Rica 310, IKEA fitted bathroom, H&C running water, Jetex 2.5", pipe rack, cap stand, Forge BOV, circular wheels with full 360 degree rotation, 302mm discs, IPD front and rear anti-roll bars, numerous shiny features, sub-atomic particle accelerator, VTOL capability ...Volvo With Attitude!!!
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"It's really fast, and growls like a tiger!"
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Friday 20th January 2012, 15:54 #13Shiny Superstar
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Thanked 49 Times in 35 PostsThat's amazing! I want one...
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Saturday 28th January 2012, 21:42 #15Shiny Superstar
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Thanked 49 Times in 35 Posts Originally Posted by Wobbly Dave
Oh I've got one of them already, was thinking a 940
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Thanked 1,758 Times in 1,256 Posts*cough* I've just heard they dress like that ! Originally Posted by Haizum74
BSR stage 3, BSR Stainless Exhaust, Vibratechnics gearbox Mount, OZ 17" Superturismo Alloys, Bell FMIC, LED Side lights, LED interior Lights, Tinted Windows, Eibach Sports Springs, K&N Air Intake, 3" Sports Cat and Downpipe, Debadged, EST Strut Brace, EST Grille, Black Moose Stickers, Bilstein B8 Dampers, Fully Polybushed, CC3 all round, CF Wingmirrors
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