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    Quote Originally Posted by bomb192uk View Post
    LOL, the Volvo Mafia are out to get ya.

    In the words of Terry Tibbs.....

    "I looked up at the heavens, God popped his beardy face out of the cloud and said 'Terry, I got a great idea for ya, theres an 850 T5-R for sale for 1200 quid. Heres the number, give him a call, offer him a paaaand'
    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVYW-4zPKLE"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVYW-4zPKLE[/ame]

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    Bloody hell, not this numpty again.

    If we know so little about volvos, then why don't he post up on t5d5 and voc. See what response he'd get there?
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    Tit, wasn't he the transexual winner of eurovision? Lol
    Yes, here he is. Showbusiness is full of so many tragedies, from pop diva to dodgy dealer in the east midlands...shocking. How are the mighty fallen!

    Portentious song title though - Ding Dong. Probably autobiographical.

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    I've found a pic of him...


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    I have a feeling that he doesn't like us! Some people just can't take advice from people who know about Volvos, and when you try and sell a car with more than a duff pedigree to people who know a bit about said cars, it's not really surprising you get your bum bitten by rabid Volvo owners.

    Not that I would be in the queue to text him to ask him for a dyno print out to back up the mentioned BHP or anything like that, still seems a little high for a 850 T5R knowing what he has said in the past. >

    Oh look it's dinner time.
    “If people let the government decide what foods they eat and what medicines they take, their bodies will soon be in as sorry a state as the souls who live under tyranny.” Thomas Jefferson (1778)

    Did you know the EU says that you can't claim that drinking water prevents dehydration. So now you know for sure what many of have known for years that the EU is run by a bunch of nutters.

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    This car is getting so infamous that it may be almost worth buying... surely it is famous by now and will eventually become an Icon!!!


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    The guy has a massive turnaround of Volvo's. He had a lovely V70r a while back and that T5r has been sitting on his drive for ages. I don't know him but did pass comment on his R years back as it was in very good condition. He seems to think he may have also owned my T5 before me at some point but I don't/can't find his name on my V5's and copies of old V5's for my car.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mental Wealth Doctor View Post
    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha pmfsl.

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    Well if i didnt know about volvo's and read that ad the first thing Id do is pop along here and see why he dont like us, would seem like a no brainer.. "hey there forum about fast volvos.. whats the crack with this one..." im sure we'd all help with some sound advice.

    Like run for the hills.... its probably a shed !



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    I am almost tempted to go there in the Honda just to ask...
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    Spelling is that bad he spelt cockhead as Dana Mina. I remember him and his rants, sort of like one of those kids we all knew that thought he knew everything and always made out his stuff was way better than everyone elses. Jeez even his advert spells it out to anyone with an ounce of sense.

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    I should put him straight I do know Jack he's my Brother-in-Law
    “If people let the government decide what foods they eat and what medicines they take, their bodies will soon be in as sorry a state as the souls who live under tyranny.” Thomas Jefferson (1778)

    Did you know the EU says that you can't claim that drinking water prevents dehydration. So now you know for sure what many of have known for years that the EU is run by a bunch of nutters.

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    He is an idiot. The guy cant even cobble together an advertisement. Its laid out poorly and he cant be bothered to add pictures.

    Says it all if you ask me.
    Arguing is pointless....she may not be right but she's never wrong

    Tell her a remap is just having your satnav updated.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Flying Moose View Post
    He is an idiot. The guy cant even cobble together an advertisement. Its laid out poorly and he cant be bothered to add pictures.

    Says it all if you ask me.
    Well, his advert has sent over our newest member...lol (not sure that was the effect he was after)
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    Holy thread resurrection..... But he's still at it

    http://forums.t5d5.org/topic/30993-v...t-linerbeware/

    http://forums.t5d5.org/topic/30622-v...56-ucw-beware/

    like a hoover for knackered cars, tarting up and selling to some poor mug on the pretence of being a private seller

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    Quote Originally Posted by Niles View Post
    hmmmmmmm '96 T5R? only made them '94 & '95. 850R's are '96-'97. Shows what he knows eh? ****.
    You can get 1998 registered 850r's R and S reg sell through stock (yes l have pics)


 

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