Guess the bhp - roll up, roll up

**flyingbrick** · Friday 11th September 2009, 10:03

Originally Posted by scripter

ive finally had enough of this site however much i post or whatever i post i get fuk all replys and i think the forums a heap of **** ive today smashed the windscreen on my volvo as its a heap of £££££ **** if i get banned here make sure you delete my id as i no longer wanna be here as its full of idiots

Idiot.........

Funny too............

And am thinking 269bhp..........

**kyebosh** · Friday 11th September 2009, 10:45

Originally Posted by scripter

ive finally had enough of this site however much i post or whatever i post i get fuk all replys and i think the forums a heap of **** ive today smashed the windscreen on my volvo as its a heap of £££££ **** if i get banned here make sure you delete my id as i no longer wanna be here as its full of idiots

Anger is never without a reason, but seldom with a good one.

**Wobbly Dave** · Friday 11th September 2009, 10:53

Originally Posted by Flatout Phil

Oooh! Get her! Is that a serious hissy fit???

We may be idiots - but we are happy idiots

I've been a happy idiot for years now - never did me any harm (not entirely true).

I guess 235bhp at the wheelies

- It is a shame BTW we have lost our pompeii chum(p). Such piercing intellect would have been of great value to us all.

**Flatout Phil** · Friday 11th September 2009, 11:39

Originally Posted by phil_woods

Thanks for looking at that. It's now been confirmed then that he is/was just a pleb.... Now I don't feel bad anymore!!

254 @ wheels

complete guess as I am a numnuts!

Just wear boxers, it'll soon wear off...

**T5 ROB** · Friday 11th September 2009, 11:45

I'll have a go at this then.

270 Fly

230 Wheels

Is the prize a good one and i'm willing to share.

**RollingThunder** · Friday 11th September 2009, 12:38

I was going to say 282bhp fly, but as thats already taken I'll go with 281 at the fly. I'd be happy with that anyway

**Porcine_Aviator** · Friday 11th September 2009, 12:39

Originally Posted by scripter

ive finally had enough of this site however much i post or whatever i post i get fuk all replys and i think the forums a heap of **** ive today smashed the windscreen on my volvo as its a heap of £££££ **** if i get banned here make sure you delete my id as i no longer wanna be here as its full of idiots

And I'm going to scream and scream and throw my rattle out of my pram. And if that doesn't work am going to sit in the corner and sulk and make rude noises.

There there what's the matter, did you sit on a big nasty thistle? Or did the big nasty adults tell the little boy off.

Never mind I'm sure that the BBC have a forum that will suit you, Tellytubbies maybe the more adult Fireman Sam, he does have a nice big fire engine you can look at.

Thank you for being a high quality poster to this forum, your rhetoric, and erudite contributions will be missed, as will your not to be missed wit.

Now please go away in short sharp jerky movements.

And do have a nice day.

260 @ the Wheels not 360 so there

**sen** · Friday 11th September 2009, 13:25

Originally Posted by porcine_aviator

and i'm going to scream and scream and throw my rattle out of my pram. And if that doesn't work am going to sit in the corner and sulk and make rude noises.

There there what's the matter, did you sit on a big nasty thistle? Or did the big nasty adults tell the little boy off.

Never mind i'm sure that the bbc have a forum that will suit you, tellytubbies maybe the more adult fireman sam, he does have a nice big fire engine you can look at.

Thank you for being a high quality poster to this forum, your rhetoric, and erudite contributions will be missed, as will your not to be missed wit.

Now please go away in short sharp jerky movements.

And do have a nice day.

360 @ the wheels.

lmao!!!

**thebadger** · Friday 11th September 2009, 13:54

258 @ wheels
274 @ fly.

I hope scripters car is taken off him by the DVLA & sold (not crushed) as that would be some justice. He reminds me of a BB troll type... anyone else?

**Flatout Phil** · Friday 11th September 2009, 14:45

Originally Posted by scripter

ive finally had enough of this site however much i post or whatever i post i get fuk all replys and i think the forums a heap of **** ive today smashed the windscreen on my volvo as its a heap of £££££ **** if i get banned here make sure you delete my id as i no longer wanna be here as its full of idiots

All a bit Basil Fawlty - I'm going to teach you a lesson etc. At least he only smashed his windscreen - this bloke had a more, er, dangerous liaison with his motor: http://www.krqe.com/dpp/news/crime/c...r_200908131357

**Mrs_PA** · Friday 11th September 2009, 14:46

269 at the wheels, 284 at the fly.

**Mrs_PA** · Friday 11th September 2009, 14:48

Originally Posted by Flatout Phil

At least he only smashed his windscreen - this bloke had a more, er, dangerous liaison with his motor: http://www.krqe.com/dpp/news/crime/c...r_200908131357

In Albuquerque, he's lucky he didn't get charged with miscegenation, too. Wonder what the offspring would look like!!

**Flatout Phil** · Friday 11th September 2009, 14:51

Originally Posted by Mrs_PA

In Albuquerque, he's lucky he didn't get charged with miscegenation, too. Wonder what the offspring would look like!!

I might have to look that one up!

**Jamest5r** · Friday 11th September 2009, 18:08

......................WHP FLY

Jamest5r..........285......264
Sen...........................268
FFM.................239.....263
hd9584.......................272
Gramayr......................267
JelT5..........................276
Bornagain..........271
Cameron...........255......280
Tomcat.............262
Mexybhooy.........238.....276
Lance..........................272
Callyuk.........................257
Murphy.........................282
Phil-woods..........254
Flyingbrick..........269
Wobblydave........235
T5rob................230.......270
RullingThunder.................281
P.A...................360??
Mrs.P.A.............269.......284
Thebadger.........258.......274

Thats all the info, can someone make it look pretty, im crap with computers

bornagain · Friday 11th September 2009, 18:18

Originally Posted by jamest5r

......................WHP FLY

Jamest5r..........285 264
Sen...........................268
FFM.................239.....263
hd9584.......................272
Gramayr......................267
JelT5..........................276
Bornagain..........250 271
Cameron...........255......280
Tomcat.............262
Mexybhooy.........238.....276
Lance..........................272
Callyuk.........................257
Murphy.........................282
Phil-woods..........254
Flyingbrick..........269
Wobblydave........235
T5rob................230.......270
RullingThunder.................281
P.A...................360??
Mrs.P.A.............269.......284
Thebadger.........258.......274

Thats all the info, can someone make it look pretty, im crap with computers

Just added a guess at the wheels.

Can't wait to win his car!

I guess that must be the prize!

**Jamest5r** · Friday 11th September 2009, 18:23

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......................WHP FLY

Jamest5r..........264......285
Sen...........................268
FFM.................239.....263
hd9584.......................272
Gramayr......................267
JelT5..........................276
Bornagain..........250.....271
Cameron...........255......280
Tomcat.............262
Mexybhooy.........238.....276
Lance..........................272
Callyuk.........................257
Murphy.........................282
Phil-woods..........254
Flyingbrick..........269
Wobblydave........235
T5rob................230.......270
RullingThunder.................281
P.A...................360??
Mrs.P.A.............269.......284
Thebadger.........258.......274

Got mine the wrong way wrong.......idiot

**Porcine_Aviator** · Friday 11th September 2009, 18:24

That was meant to be 260 @ the wheels not 360, that's what happens when you are talking to someone on the phone and typing at the same time.

**Porcine_Aviator** · Friday 11th September 2009, 18:25

Originally Posted by jamest5r

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......................WHP FLY

Jamest5r..........264......285
Sen...........................268
FFM.................239.....263
hd9584.......................272
Gramayr......................267
JelT5..........................276
Bornagain..........250.....271
Cameron...........255......280
Tomcat.............262
Mexybhooy.........238.....276
Lance..........................272
Callyuk.........................257
Murphy.........................282
Phil-woods..........254
Flyingbrick..........269
Wobblydave........235
T5rob................230.......270
RullingThunder.................281
P.A...................260??
Mrs.P.A.............269.......284
Thebadger.........258.......274

Got mine the wrong way wrong.......idiot

There that's better

**AlanG** · Friday 11th September 2009, 18:36

Was waiting to see what every other idiot was guessing

.......I'll go 245 whp and 285 fly........Right.......kettle..

**Jamest5r** · Friday 11th September 2009, 18:39

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......................WHP..... FLY

Jamest5r..........264......285
Sen...........................268
FFM.................239.....263
hd9584.......................272
Gramayr......................267
JelT5..........................276
Bornagain..........271
Cameron...........255......280
Tomcat.............262
Mexybhooy.........238.....276
Lance..........................272
Callyuk.........................257
Murphy.........................282
Phil-woods..........254
Flyingbrick..........269
Wobblydave........235
T5rob................230.......270
RullingThunder.................281
P.A...................260
Mrs.P.A.............269.......284
Thebadger.........258.......274

Someone make this nice and neat.. does my eyes in being all wobbly,

ive tried