Apologies to Wizzy VXR man on M2

**cameron** · Sunday 23rd August 2009, 18:07

The T5, T5R and R and very understated, thats why i love showing the tailgate to loads of rice machines, bmw's, and bigger more expensive cars

Long live the Volvo

**The Flying Banana** · Sunday 23rd August 2009, 18:31

Originally Posted by cameron

The T5, T5R and R and very understated, thats why i love showing the tailgate to loads of rice machines, bmw's, and bigger more expensive cars

Long live the Volvo

I've never had a Volvo show my BMW the road home yet tho ......

**AlanG** · Sunday 23rd August 2009, 18:35

Originally Posted by The Flying Banana

I've never had a Volvo show my BMW the road home yet tho ......

Only a matter of time.......

**walter leever** · Sunday 23rd August 2009, 19:36

Originally Posted by The Flying Banana

I've never had a Volvo show my BMW the road home yet tho ......

Mine will show you the road home but i don't know where you live

**AlanG** · Sunday 23rd August 2009, 19:50

Originally Posted by walter leever

Mine will show you the road home but i don't know where you live

If you can get a post code you can follow mine mate...Sat Nav..

**walter leever** · Sunday 23rd August 2009, 19:58

Originally Posted by AlanG

If you can get a post code you can follow mine mate...Sat Nav..

..............lol,bit i'll be to scared............west bank and all that.

**skirmish998** · Sunday 23rd August 2009, 21:20

Had a bit of 'fun' on the m6 toll today with a renaultsport megane the 225 one in my t5. All i have done is the k and n ind kit, top mount poly'd, HD drop links and brand new fresh oil.... nowt special and at 173k miles probably not hitting the 225 bhp it should have had at factory but was absolutely all over the back of him till he moved over and we hit a clear stretch. he just couldn't keep up... unfortunately for him I had noticed the motorway womble and cop wagon up ahead and backed right off..... can anyone hear that strange two tone noise???? brightened my 6 hour drive to bonnie Jockland. not bad for 466 miles....

**walter leever** · Sunday 23rd August 2009, 21:25

Originally Posted by skirmish998

Had a bit of 'fun' on the m6 toll today with a renaultsport megane the 225 one in my t5. All i have done is the k and n ind kit, top mount poly'd, HD drop links and brand new fresh oil.... nowt special and at 173k miles probably not hitting the 225 bhp it should have had at factory but was absolutely all over the back of him till he moved over and we hit a clear stretch. he just couldn't keep up... unfortunately for him I had noticed the motorway womble and cop wagon up ahead and backed right off..... can anyone hear that strange two tone noise???? brightened my 6 hour drive to bonnie Jockland. not bad for 466 miles....

Another one who can explain it at home:"i'm not lying baby there was a crazy one with an old volvo behind me"

**callyuk** · Sunday 23rd August 2009, 21:34

can i add to the list with the plick in a 2000 plate golf gti that thought 2 inches from my rear bumper on country roads was a safe distance and the attempting to over take on the long straight and failing before finally overtaking me in a residentail area into oncomming traffic who had to swerve to avoid him, before pulling up at the next traffic lights only to realise i was going to be along side him so held back to avoid eye contact and some verbal abuse from my side. His poor missis looked scared sh****ss.

**skirmish998** · Sunday 23rd August 2009, 21:35

what can I say he was not observing his surroundings in a safe and appropriate manner.... but missing a womble 4x4 and a 'MARKED' estate is his own fault..... ooops!

**walter leever** · Sunday 23rd August 2009, 21:38

Originally Posted by callyuk

can i add to the list with the plick in a 2000 plate golf gti that thought 2 inches from my rear bumper on country roads was a safe distance and the attempting to over take on the long straight and failing before finally overtaking me in a residentail area into oncomming traffic who had to swerve to avoid him, before pulling up at the next traffic lights only to realise i was going to be along side him so held back to avoid eye contact and some verbal abuse from my side. His poor missis looked scared sh****ss.

What you could have said is:"missus,do you like to continue your journey in a safe car?"

And faster as that sh*tbox?

**callyuk** · Sunday 23rd August 2009, 21:40

think my farther in law who was in the passange seat might have said something about that lol besides he didnt have the balls to pull up next to me he just hung a cars lenght back

**walter leever** · Sunday 23rd August 2009, 22:17

Originally Posted by callyuk

think my farther in law who was in the passange seat might have said something about that lol besides he didnt have the balls to pull up next to me he just hung a cars lenght back

Ok,mate good point(on the other hand,if you don't try you'll never know

)

Maybe he could get in the Golf and explain the traffic rules.

**AlanG** · Sunday 23rd August 2009, 23:11

Tell you what bud,can't tolerate these people. Arse ending you with his girl in the car? Only one word for people like him...pr**k! Would never take any chances with precious cargo. If I get the urge,as I'm sure the rest of us on here do,do it alone.

**Porcine_Aviator** · Monday 24th August 2009, 00:53

I remember on one trip to Hudds I was rolling up the M5 near the Droitwich turn, around 2 miles before it I think, when I looked up the road ahead and thought there's a plod on the little bridge overhead. So I backed off and went down to around 80 mph as I shot underneath the bridge.

Sure enough there was our friendly local tax collector earning his bosses a nice fat wad. I went a few hundred yard further and there were two poor sods on the hard shoulder getting tickets. I don't know why but I didn't put my boot down, I kept her at just over 80. About a half a mile on there were two more plods one in an unmarked gray Audi Coupe, with his little blue lights flashing. Talk about blitz, they must have paid for all the petrol for the West Mercia Force that day.

I did see something very interesting on the sea front in Weston a short time ago. The Royal Pier Hotel went up in flames and as I was driving away from the blaze a light gray Audi R8 Coupe with blue lights in the grill came flying down the road towards me.

I still can't figure out why the Police or the Fire Service need to have a car that costs the best part of £100,000.

I mean where the hell to you put the hose and the water tank?

**AlanG** · Monday 24th August 2009, 00:58

I mean where the hell to you put the hose and the water tank?[/QUOTE]

We pay for everything the collectors do...........sexual or otherwise. Expenses..

**The_Rapid_Tank** · Monday 24th August 2009, 10:40

Add a few evos and subarus pulsar to that list that have been smoked by my tank haha. U get the haha its a volvo at the lights then when u beat them there like wtf

**mikouk** · Monday 24th August 2009, 10:59

I did see something very interesting on the sea front in Weston a short time ago. The Royal Pier Hotel went up in flames and as I was driving away from the blaze a light gray Audi R8 Coupe with blue lights in the grill came flying down the road towards me.

I still can't figure out why the Police or the Fire Service need to have a car that costs the best part of £100,000.

It was probably a doctor. They sometimes use their own car.

**irf** · Monday 24th August 2009, 11:03

completely standard evo 8 fq330 and bmw z3m coupe with a remap and exhaust. Went against both four five times from to 50 to --- in the middle of the night. After they got the initial jump there was absolutely nothing in it. Have some videos against the Z3M but they'll stay private. A 450bhp rx-7 made me look like i was in reverse. A newage scooby with 350bhp (dyno dynamics), again nothing in it once moving. Went past a few porsches at the ring and been overtaken by a completely standard 1.6 civic vti bar brakes and totally stripped. Have evidence for all the above apart from the evo.