Killing other cars

**lance** · Monday 15th November 2004, 14:18

Went out this morning to find my car blocked in by a pug 607 who was parked on double yellows, I was about to gently ram it out the way when a parking attendant kindly put a ticket on it and helped me reverse just gently nudging the 607s bumper, about 10 turns later i was out of my parking spot and moving up the road to turn round, as i was turning round a client poped up to say hello as i was talking to her my car rolled a bit further than I intended into an M reg Rover Metro

, my client said she would keep quiet but I was honest about it and informed the Metros owner I had helped knock all the rust of the wheel arch and done little damage to her little car apart from a slight dint,and removal of wheel arch, Im fortunatly not expecting a bill from her but offered to get it sorted anyway.
But now Miss Whiplashs bumper has blue paint on it and is slightly scraped , does any one know any dents/scratch away people around who are good and reasnoble.
Yours embarressed

**Justin** · Monday 15th November 2004, 14:55

Jees what is it today??

This is whats left of a 406 after smacking my sister up the ass earlier today

There is a scratch on his bumper apparently but im sure she will fill us in the details later, they are both fine BTW.

Chin up mophead

**lance** · Monday 15th November 2004, 15:00

Not a good day for peugeots metros or volvos bloody monday mornings.

Hows Winnie.

Pedro Fandango · Monday 15th November 2004, 15:08

i hope the driver got a good slapping

i went into the back of a Sierra in my old cheesewedge (Volvo 480) bent his tow bar, shattered his bumper & bent the metal panel behind that. I got a cracked number plate (which wasn't bad enough to even warrant replacing it)

**Mrsmopp** · Monday 15th November 2004, 15:22

Today I realised why I bought safety and performance rather than just the performance!

Driving Steve's car and sat waiting for the lights to change in a Q of traffic and a peugeot 405 thought better of braking behind me and hit me full on at around 30mph!!! :shock: OUCH! Hit us so hard that the sunroof visor had shot back into its housing and the stereo popped out of its housing!!! :shock: Upon inspecting the damage we expcted to see a mess as the 405's front end was completely caved in with fluid dripping everywhere......Billie got off with a couple of scratches and a slightly moved rear bumper!!!!!

If I had been driving a saxo or similar then he would have been in my back seat!!!

I love my volvo more today than I ever have!

x

**lance** · Monday 15th November 2004, 15:31

Thank god we are all in Volvoooooooooooooooooooos

**Bracer** · Monday 15th November 2004, 15:50

Good to hear you Ok Nat

And I'm pleased Winny got off lightly

**Mrsmopp** · Monday 15th November 2004, 15:57

I was driving Billie Whizz when i got shunted........Winnie was sat on the driveway doing a bit of R&R LOL!

x

**Bracer** · Monday 15th November 2004, 16:01

Originally Posted by Mrsmopp

I was driving Billie Whizz when i got shunted........Winnie was sat on the driveway doing a bit of R&R LOL!

x

Sorry correction "Glad Billie Whizz got of lightly"

**Bakey** · Monday 15th November 2004, 19:03

Woman Driver..... Driving a Volvo..... Monday Morning..... so many possible puns so little time ! ! ! ! !

Glad your ok anyway Mrs, like you say tho.... if you was in a Citroen Paxo there would quite literally be stuffing everywhere

**Mrsmopp** · Monday 15th November 2004, 19:40

LMSO!!! Yeah but I'm not your average female

x

**Bakey** · Monday 15th November 2004, 19:44

lol so they keep tellin me.....

**C70T5** · Monday 15th November 2004, 19:57

I'm not quite taking this in! Again I hope you're both OK and the car is still in a reparable state. The photo that J posted is not there anymore, does anybody have it to host?