Giving T5's a bad name

[Cueball_MOB]

My mate Dale has had his V70 T5 Phase 2 on a '02 plate for about a week now - and look what he's done............

.......I don't think we should let him join VPCUK! Obviously been perusing the pound shops!

Cheers

Cue

[Mrsmopp]

Ermmmmmmmm....WHY??? LOL!!

Dont let him join he'll be hung up and flogged within hours!! LOL

x

[Andrew]

LOL
Chavtastic.!

[Murphy]

oh dear - looks as well modified as the 1995 impresa 1.6 sort of turbo look-a-like i saw last night

[Phuturephantasy]

WOW ! What a stunning piece of aftermarket tomfoolery.

Those exquisite mods have got to be good for at least 50 bhp.

Seriously though if it keeps him happy then why not, at least it's a bit 'different'

[r07s]

So this is how Halfords stay in business

[Matt30462]

If he's quick, Andrew might have a few stickers left that he can put in the windows.

Oh! And by the way. Come on Dale........show yourself.

[iGGy]

What is with that tail pipe, I thought only diesels pointed downwards...did he reverse over something?

[Cueball_MOB]

What is with that tail pipe, I thought only diesels pointed downwards...did he reverse over something?

The tailpipe on the Phase 2 does point down slightly but that monstrosity he stuck on the end of his exhaust just makes it more prominant!

I didn't know he'd done it until he turned round to drive off - with me shouting WTF??? down the avenue!

Cheers

Cue

[Cueball_MOB]

If he's quick, Andrew might have a few stickers left that he can put in the windows.

Oh! And by the way. Come on Dale........show yourself.

Just spoke to him and filled him in on the abuse he's generating. Has promised to sign up later tonight and defend himself.

Cheers

Cue

[Vikingxl]

[Matt30462]

Just spoke to him and filled him in on the abuse he's generating. Has promised to sign up later tonight and defend himself.

Cheers

Cue

Oh this WILL be interesting. Fred West, Dr Crippen, Peter Sutcliffe and Donald Neilson would have a better chance of defending themselves.

[TheButler]

The exhaust looks like it has a tinfoil esque bit around it, of course it's some sort of heat shield I personally don't think that 'look' 'looks' right on a volvo on a stock Corsa with lexus lights and 18" alloys yes but volvo no.

[waynebaggies]

he will be fitting neon lights next furry dice and 28 magic trees all over the car.
did PIMP MY RIDE UK do all the mods ha ha

[arbee]

lol classic, feed him to the wolves!

[TheButler]

I could rig him out with some neons, pulsing ones at that or little internal ones that flash to the music ... he does seem like the type

[Straker]

Right:
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Basically I'm not convinced. Tell him to save up for some proper mods!!!!

[Matt30462]

When he logs on, we can all convince him he is heading down the mod route in the wrong direction.

He shall be saved, oh yes, brothers and sisters. We will be the ones to show him the light, we shall lead this lost soul from the darkness in which he finds himself. Have faith, brothers and sisters, for the Ovlov shall wash away his sins.

[DONKEYT5]

i think we should confiscate his t5, and make him sit in the naughty cormer until he realises what he has done, and apologises to us all one by one

[Straker]

When he logs on, we can all convince him he is heading down the mod route in the wrong direction.

He shall be saved, oh yes, brothers and sisters. We will be the ones to show him the light, we shall lead this lost soul from the darkness in which he finds himself. Have faith, brothers and sisters, for the Ovlov shall wash away his sins.

AMEN BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!