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    Hi, Don't forget we can do a Guaranteed...

    Hi,

    Don't forget we can do a Guaranteed Professional repair for a fraction of the cost of a new DIM from Volvo and download the latest Software
    from Volvo if necessary.
    Happy New Year,
    Nats.
  2. Thread: Lance's V50 T5

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    Lance's V50 T5

    Guys if you are interested there are now photos of Lance's T5 on our facebook page, to view go to our website http://www.hlmtuning.co.uk/ click the facebook icon and like our page.

    Any questions...
  3. Thread: deer day

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    Hi hun so sorry to hear about you ickle accident...

    Hi hun so sorry to hear about you ickle accident - Emlyn showed us the photos today :( how crap is that. Hamish was well disappointed as he was looking forward to meeting you and dynoing your car....
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    Opps sorry didn't see that thread :( xx

    Opps sorry didn't see that thread :( xx
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    Would I be rubbing salt into the wound if I told...

    Would I be rubbing salt into the wound if I told you how much we charge for a DIM repair?



    £350 all in *natrunsandhide*
  6. Thread: Is it Gay?

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    Don't joke Connor - Hamish and Marcus are going...

    Don't joke Connor - Hamish and Marcus are going to school in it this morning!!!! I'm so embarrassed lol can you imagine what the mums are going to say lol.

    I have to say I haven't seen Marcus...
  7. Thread: Is it Gay?

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    Went for a drive this morning to Shelsley Walsh...

    Went for a drive this morning to Shelsley Walsh Breakfast Club in the "Orangutan" parked it between a Disco4 and an Audi RS4 and let it leak oil in the Shelsley Paddock like a real classic. Meantime...
  8. Thread: RICA parameters

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    Please give me a call at work so that I can...

    Please give me a call at work so that I can explain properly but for now I will try and explain why I told you to turn the boost down to FIX your problem.

    ** 1 bar = 14.7 psi
    *** a £45 boost...
  9. Thread: VES Sport remap

    by Nathlm
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    Martin - they will not be able to tune through...

    Martin - they will not be able to tune through the serial port hun, they will be breaking open your ecu. Our map is £300 inc a dyno, much much better value.
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    Words fail me Connor - abusive text just sent to...

    Words fail me Connor - abusive text just sent to you pmsl!!!
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    Ahhh see Aunty Natalie was right wasn't she - if...

    Ahhh see Aunty Natalie was right wasn't she - if fact I was not only right but I am BLOODY WELL JEALOUS!!!!!! My dream car (pref D5 engine but not fussy) lol. So pleased you brought it xxxx
  12. Thread: angel tuning

    by Nathlm
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    Hi just to let you know that Angel tuning will...

    Hi just to let you know that Angel tuning will NOT be tuning through the ODB port, they will be removing your ecu, opening it and taking the chip off the board. Our tune for that car is only £300...
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    A good 'un will produce 275 - 280 at peak (on our...

    A good 'un will produce 275 - 280 at peak (on our dyno) but the gains are greater lower down the rev range.
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    This offer is ongoing :) E3 D5 is approx 195hp...

    This offer is ongoing :) E3 D5 is approx 195hp and 60 nmt xx
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    Offer offer offer offer offer

    ATM (Autotech Motorsport Sweden) tunes, to include full diagnostics VAT and dyno before and after (which many so called tuners can't offer)

    NOW ONLY £300 (All Volvo 1999 - 2007)

    The best Volvo...
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    you jumping straight on to a forum and slagging...

    you jumping straight on to a forum and slagging us off by saying 'disappointed with HLM' shows what sort of customer you would be and we were right to say no to you.
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    You've got half an hour or all husband rights...

    You've got half an hour or all husband rights will be removed for this evening ;)
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    Bangers, mash and onion gravy mmmmmm x

    Bangers, mash and onion gravy mmmmmm x
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    Yes and so do most other tuners but charge a hell...

    Yes and so do most other tuners but charge a hell of lot more than we do. Also if we were ODB 2 tuning 850 the prices would have to go up to cover the cost of extra equipment - hence the reason our...
  20. Thread: boost figures

    by Nathlm
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    Brett It could be a number of issues.....what...

    Brett

    It could be a number of issues.....what fuel are you using, there could be problems with your maff, bcs - really a number of things. If you can spare the time its best to bring it over to...
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    Full service including oil, air, pollen and...

    Full service including oil, air, pollen and cambelt/tensioner £350 plus VAT

    Mini oil Service £98 plus VAT to include oil flushes and injector cleaners.

    Oil filter and oil change no frills £73...
  22. Thread: Rica + ac

    by Nathlm
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    *big smiley* Very very difficultly. Having...

    *big smiley*

    Very very difficultly. Having worked with them for 5 or so years Roel hated taking phone calls and his stroppy receptionist (he got through a few) won't pass on messages or gets the...
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    Chipped UK is Jason, we have started to do most...

    Chipped UK is Jason, we have started to do most of his P2 volvo tuning for him :)

    The Chipped UK dealer will be BDM'ing the car and using alternative software.

    Chipped has moved accross town...
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