Window lickin' club!

SShhhhhh Quiet hes online i can hear his wooden leg on the deck

LMSO!!! Are you sure its his wooden leg?

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We need a bell in here lol

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A ships bell??

LOL love the new piccy!

I was thinking more of a door bell actually

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Euuuuughhhhhhhh

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Where did you find TC`s portrait :-)

The leg looks like it may have a little woodworm though with the age ;-)

Anyone got any flumps?

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I've got a boil if that's any good ?

Where is he?? Moppy has he been to your place and got his "woody" stuck in the cattle grid

Or an infected ingrowing toenail if you're really peckish lol

Mark you are officially disgusting!

LMSO @ Viking his Sally satnav is playing him up again, either that or he's lost his woody and is struggling to make his way back to his computer desk

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Soon as we mentioned tattooing him he made a quick exit ?

What the hell's all this?, don't you lot spend any time in the reall world?,lol.

And how the hell did you get a copy of my passport photo?.

Oh, forgot to add that I didn't get home from work until after 7pm...so bit tired tonight......ZZzzzzzzzz

Nobody try the 'Lets tattoo him while he's asleep gag ok?, I'm a really light sleeper(honest)

Blimey he found his way back a second time! That has to be one for the record books!

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What is this "real world" of which you speak?

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Hard day at sea was it Barbosa??

Its a bit of a ghost town in here today am i the only one with nothing better to do??

Barbosa is stuck in the floods i reckon

Oh look, I've found my way again!, it's a miracle....

I nearly missed the rain, well almost. Got caught in it and almost swept away about 4 oclock.

Nice to see you lot have nothing better to do all day, some of us have to go outdoors to earn a living you know.

Arrrrrrrrrr!!!

I had to work today too you know!!!

Nice to see your gprs is working today TC lol

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You know.....I've only just realised who the hell Barbosa is......ARrrrrrrr matey, yea be wanting to mutiny do yea?

You work?, ha!, every time I look your on here, you can't be doing much at work...

So where is everyone then?? I think ill be needing Barbosas pirate ship to get out the villgage tomorrow otherwise i will have to sit on here all day

They're probably sat behind half a dozen sandbags trying to keep the water out of the badgers den they've just rented.

Quality reply TC!!! LOL

Although we dont move in until August!

We're just negotiating the doggies we're going to be having ......

??? what you have to negotiate to have er....extra marrital activities???.

Where is the devil woman then?, I'm sick of being moaned at for not being here, when I am here she's bloody not.....tsk......(going to go hide now till she stop shouting)