The lords prayer (Volvo)

[Justin]

Mrsmopp and i were chatting about this last night so i decided to do my own rendition of the above.

This is in no way meant to offend anyone and is entirely for jesticular purposes, if you have strong religious beliefs and think you may be offended please dont read it.

Here goes........


Our Volvo, Who art in Sweden, T5 be thy name.
Ecu upgrades done, ¼ miles won,
On "B" roads as it is on the motorways.
Give us this day our daily optimax
And forgive us our road rage
As we forgive those who get in our way.
Lead us not into the central reservation, but deliver us new parts from sweden
For thine is the kickdown, the brake horse power and the torque.
With wood and Leather

VOLVO

[Pedro Fandango]

amen brother :worship:

[Justin]

:hail: :sinner:

:worship:

[GuyD5]

I like it :thewave: :worship:

[Mrsmopp]

To be recited at every volvo meet!!! LOL

:worship:

x

[Justin]

Lol, we would be locked up!:eek:

[Mrsmopp]

We should all get out our tartan rugs and kneel beside our Volvo's reciting the Volvo Prayer!!! Then we'd get locked up! LOL

x

[volvo-t5.co.uk]

lol! thats well good is that!

[AndrewT5]

Tartan Rugs.... oh dear. Next we will be wearing waxed green barbors, fly fishing hats, and elbow patches. I like the prayer, and I am sure the Archbishop will reprint all the communion books if we submit it!
On another note:
I need a turbo timer, as I am fed up of leaving my engine running for a minute when I get to work... Country lanes and a spirited drive to work. I am sure you understand. Any suggestions on products?

Andrew

[lance]

:worship: :worship: amen

[Mrsmopp]

On another note:
I need a turbo timer, as I am fed up of leaving my engine running for a minute when I get to work... Country lanes and a spirited drive to work. I am sure you understand. Any suggestions on products?

Andrew

Waxworks has had a top dowg alarm clifford fitted to his which includes the remote start etc....Set the timer lock your car up and walk away!!!

x

[AndrewT5]

Thanks,
Might just have to combine it with a turbo upgrade tee hee!
Are you gonna be in Blackpool next Saturday?

A

[Mrsmopp]

A turbo upgrade hey? :wink: What you got in mind?

I'm having a financial mare at the moment - just trying to work out whether i would be crippled with a trip to Blackpool or not...TBC!!

x

[AndrewT5]

I have a financial mare too. It is called SWMBO plus American Express Card!

[Mrsmopp]

I have a financial mare too. It is called SWMBO plus American Express Card!

Am I being ditsy here? Whats SWMBO??? :shifty:

x

[Justin]

ERM Hijack in progress :help: :mgshoot:

[wright_t5]

I thought that Volvo had thought of this and made it so the water still circulates around the system to cool that hot turbo even after after switching off???

Although I too make sure I have a "few" yards of slooow driving afore I stop her....

[GuyD5]

Am I being ditsy here? Whats SWMBO??? :shifty:

x

I suspect that it's She Who Must Be Obeyed ... all us married men have got one :wink: :hidesbehi

[Wobbly Dave]

Showed it to my friend (the Volvo LP) and he and I agreed that it was pretty darn good - big Amen from me!

[Pedro Fandango]

ERM Hijack in progress :help: :mgshoot:
you can't take her any where can you

[Mrsmopp]

you can't take her any where can you

:troutslap (need I say anymore?)

x

[Pedro Fandango]

:troutslap (need I say anymore?)
NOPE :hidesbehi

[Justin]

Lol :)

[MissDMeanor]

I love it!!!! :rainfro:

Will recite it religiously :rolleyes: every night before bedtime :wink:

:thewave:

[Justin]

The mind boggles :tongue:

[Mrsmopp]

Viking and I were chatting about this over the weekend so i thought I'd resurect it for those of you with a sense of humour who haven't read the volvo lords prayer!!

Enjoy!!

Oh and please forgive the 2 pages of hijacking going on :slap:
x

[TangoDeltaSierra3]

Yeah i like it lol, 1st time i've seen it, your a good chaplain J.

[Vikingxc]

Fantastic

[TedBovis]

Can I have a special recital of the prayer for the departed one ? and pehaps again when it rises from the flames :)

oh and "top dowg alarm clifford fitted" they are great I have one fitted to my old....ermm am I allowed to say the B.. word on here? anyway it was great two bubles one to cover the interior and one to cover the exterior to warm people away from the car both fully configurable and you could plug in a laptop test all the triggers change all the settings and the alarms sound one for every week of the year, and the remote start is a great feature especially on cold and frosty mornings.