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MissDMeanor
Saturday 28th August 2004, 00:00
I've been offered a job delivering Indian take-away food in the evenings........

The lure of free Indian food is very tempting (not the customers :rolleyes: ) but is it worth it after:

cost of fuel to deliver :(
smell/possible leakages in 'my precious' (Golem whine) :eek:

???? any thoughts?

;)

Matt30462
Saturday 28th August 2004, 00:55
At least it would still be hot when delivered. Fastest Vindaloo in Kent.

MissDMeanor
Saturday 28th August 2004, 01:29
Lmao!!!! :D

How very true!!! ;)

Pedro Fandango
Saturday 28th August 2004, 03:18
you can't use a beauty like that for take-away delivers Ju, thats what Nissan Sunny's were invented for

Andy
Saturday 28th August 2004, 09:41
NO, leave that to people with Nissan Micra's, Daihatsu's and Hyundai's!

Justin
Saturday 28th August 2004, 10:34
Julie, i think we need to talk hun :rolleyes:

You cannot use the mouthy blonde to deliver curries, its the law:D

Mrsmopp
Saturday 28th August 2004, 11:48
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! Just my opinion! A rare and quality car and you going to use if for delivering smelly, leaking indian food!!! :eek:

x

lance
Saturday 28th August 2004, 14:26
d t5r in not economical enough you know would have to drive it old taxi driver style pulling off in 3rd gear,labouring in 5th at 20mph the bigest car you can have is a toyota carrina or nissan bluebird 1.6 or 1.8 if your lucky (dhere very economial and reliable you knoww) so a lot of asians have told me.
+++ you really dont want yer baby smelling of stale curry.
Please julie tell you were under the influence of something when you posted this!
If you really want to do it I will swap you my GF s silver Daewoo Lanos 1.4 5dr Vreg 39k for your volvo . You could even have it sign written Im sure it would deliver thousands of currys with no worries

Justin
Saturday 28th August 2004, 16:25
Lol @ Lance ;)

lance
Tuesday 31st August 2004, 15:00
SO I take it Jules that you r not intrested in the gaepoo lanos then for your new venture? ;)

Wobbly Dave
Tuesday 31st August 2004, 15:57
You are not allowed to deliver curries in the T5. Just imagine the catastrophe if any got on your lovely upholstery?! Fraid it'd have to be nissan or nowt.

It is bad enough you smoking in there. (sorry couldn't resist the dig)

Can I pre-order Lamb Rogan Josh, Pilau Rice and a peshwari nan. (How far is the free delivery??)

MissDMeanor
Tuesday 31st August 2004, 18:40
SO I take it Jules that you r not intrested in the gaepoo lanos then for your new venture? ;)

Am I being incredibly fik again? What on earth is gaepoo lanos? (it's conjuring up all sorts of images :eek: )

;)

MissDMeanor
Tuesday 31st August 2004, 18:43
You are not allowed to deliver curries in the T5. Just imagine the catastrophe if any got on your lovely upholstery?! Fraid it'd have to be nissan or nowt.

It is bad enough you smoking in there. (sorry couldn't resist the dig)

Can I pre-order Lamb Rogan Josh, Pilau Rice and a peshwari nan. (How far is the free delivery??)

I'm afraid the free delivery doesn't stretch as far as Birmingham :( I'm gonna take a rain-check on that job offer and wait for a better one to come along..... :D

And as for smoking in the car......does this sound familiar? 'What I do with/in my car..........' ;) ;)

lance
Tuesday 31st August 2004, 18:50
Am I being incredibly fik again? What on earth is gaepoo lanos? (it's conjuring up all sorts of images :eek: )

;)
Sorry my earlier reply reffering to a Daewoo Lanos in px for your yellow baby :)

Justin
Tuesday 31st August 2004, 18:57
That would just get you the wheels lance :)

lance
Tuesday 31st August 2004, 19:18
That would just get you the wheels lance :)
Yeah I know :eek: worth a try though, I hope I didnt offend Jules with that nasty offer of an inferior car :o Can t help wondering what images of gaepoo Lanos Jules was cungering up though! I just made it up after reading a car quize which had daewoo fudgerunner as a car model true or false thingy.

Hyundai atoz is called the Atos everywhere bar GB. :D

Justin
Tuesday 31st August 2004, 19:20
http://www.allautoreviews.com/auto_reviews/daewoo/photos/lanos5.jpg

Thats what he means Ju, cant see you in it hun, not your style :(

C70T5
Tuesday 31st August 2004, 20:16
http://www.allautoreviews.com/auto_reviews/daewoo/photos/lanos5.jpg

Thats what he means Ju, cant see you in it hun, not your style :(

I really can't do this because he's a mate of mine, but he asked for it because he drives one and tries to make it better by doing "stuff" to it.

Here goes http://www.cardomain.com/memberpage/428036 please don't tell him I sent you.

Pedro Fandango
Tuesday 31st August 2004, 20:28
to be fair your mates Daewoo wasn't looking to bad (for a Daewoo) until i got to the interior LEDs/neons pics (his name wouldn't be "Barry" by any chance would it)

C70T5
Tuesday 31st August 2004, 20:31
to be fair your mates Daewoo wasn't looking to bad (for a Daewoo) until i got to the interior LEDs/neons pics (his name wouldn't be "Barry" by any chance would it)

He's a Lee, I think that still counts.
PS: he's in his 30's

Justin
Tuesday 31st August 2004, 20:51
Oh dear :eek:

(Justin is still holding his large belly laughing out loud) :D

MissDMeanor
Tuesday 31st August 2004, 23:44
Thanks Lance for trying to palm me off with a dubious looking motor :mad: lol

& thanks everyone else for sticking up for me!!

OK, OK, I won't deliver hot food.....what about being a taxi? ;)

Wobbly Dave
Wednesday 1st September 2004, 02:06
that'll be the daewoo

Pedro Fandango
Wednesday 1st September 2004, 11:07
OK, OK, I won't deliver hot food.....what about being a taxi? ;)
think of the miles she'll clock up, buy yourself a pushbike a get a paper round Ju :D

MissDMeanor
Wednesday 1st September 2004, 12:39
think of the miles she'll clock up, buy yourself a pushbike a get a paper round Ju :D

I'd only manage to get the wrong papers in the wrong doors :rolleyes: or get stuck into the Times/Telegraph crosswords.....then there would be cross words!!!

;)

Pedro Fandango
Wednesday 1st September 2004, 13:32
lol, but think of all those free CD's you'll be able to knick off the sunday papers :D

MissDMeanor
Wednesday 1st September 2004, 20:18
lol, but think of all those free CD's you'll be able to knick off the sunday papers :D

Trust you to think of that Duane :slap:

And I thought you were shy, sweet and an innocent pillar of society...... :saint:

:wink:

Mrsmopp
Wednesday 1st September 2004, 20:50
Trust you to think of that Duane :slap:

And I thought you were shy, sweet and an innocent pillar of society...... :saint:

:wink:

You got the wrong Duane there honey!!! :eek:

x

Pedro Fandango
Wednesday 1st September 2004, 21:38
And I thought you were shy, sweet and an innocent pillar of society...... :saint:
i am, i just keep getting corrupted by certain people on here (if only :wink: )

Pedro Fandango
Wednesday 1st September 2004, 21:42
You got the wrong Duane there honey!!! :eek:
says Mrs goody to shoes :kiss:

Mrsmopp
Thursday 2nd September 2004, 11:11
says Mrs goody to shoes :kiss:

Thats me :wink: :shifty:

x

Wobbly Dave
Thursday 2nd September 2004, 11:50
What like this??
:wink:
http://img.groundspeak.com/cache/84084_200.jpg

Justin
Thursday 2nd September 2004, 11:54
Rotf, are they yours Dave :hidesbehi

MissDMeanor
Thursday 2nd September 2004, 12:01
I bet she likes the socks :wink:

Wobbly Dave
Thursday 2nd September 2004, 12:23
My dad has a ponchaunt for wearing socks with sandals. I have yet to commit this fashion crime - but I guess it is just a matter of time.

lance
Thursday 2nd September 2004, 14:21
My dad has a ponchaunt for wearing socks with sandals. I have yet to commit this fashion crime - but I guess it is just a matter of time.
That would make you a sterio typical volvo driver :hidesbehi

MissDMeanor
Thursday 2nd September 2004, 14:35
You already wear the sandles Dave so you're half way there :eek:

Wobbly Dave
Thursday 2nd September 2004, 14:49
I wear teva sandals and that makes me a dude

http://www.teva.co.uk/

:bow_kneel

and I have a cool Volvo shirt :cool:

lance
Thursday 2nd September 2004, 15:00
I wear teva sandals and that makes me a dude

http://www.teva.co.uk/

:bow_kneel

and I have a cool Volvo shirt :cool:

You r cool as long as you dont ware sandels and socks
:wizardtro :tank:

Wobbly Dave
Thursday 2nd September 2004, 15:13
This smilie randomness is getting out of hand?

MissDMeanor
Thursday 2nd September 2004, 15:29
This smilie randomness is getting out of hand?


Never!! :rainfro:



:pirate:


:dgrin: :eek:

Justin
Thursday 2nd September 2004, 16:47
Dave, you know i'll tell you as a friend, there are no sandles on earth for men that can classed as cool. :cry:Sorry mate

Wobbly Dave
Thursday 2nd September 2004, 17:14
Hey! there is nowt wrong with sandals. :p

Mrsmopp
Thursday 2nd September 2004, 17:54
They couldn't possibly me my goody 2 shoes cos I only ever wear virgin socks :saint:

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