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Porcine_Aviator
Friday 31st July 2009, 20:06
Imagine a whole street with this idea.

Well Your Honour I'd had a few drinks and was making me way home when I tripped over this cable going across the street. I got up and walked about a car length and then I tripped over another one. Then I got up and someone walking towards me tripped over a cable and hit me in the face, with his head.

It's not my fault it's all these Volvo owners!

http://img.worldcarfans.com/2009/6/large/4164314.jpg

I can see it now, a bunch of towrags running down the street pulling cables out, and running off with them.:buttkick:

To add to this you'll get rogue drivers nicking you electric while you're at work.:wink:

t5 stealth
Friday 31st July 2009, 20:08
think off the law suites.....trippin over cables......

Porcine_Aviator
Friday 31st July 2009, 20:27
Lol

Baj
Saturday 1st August 2009, 03:17
Zero emmissions my arse. Unless, of course, the other end of that flex is connected to magic pixies and not a massive smoking power station.

p fandango
Saturday 1st August 2009, 06:14
i wondered where my Flymo lead went, robbing gits

cookie
Saturday 1st August 2009, 12:56
why has no one invented the nuclear powered car, or have they?

Porcine_Aviator
Saturday 1st August 2009, 13:13
That one is, the Nuclear Power Station is on the other side of the wall :lol:

Baj
Sunday 2nd August 2009, 02:47
why has no one invented the nuclear powered car, or have they?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ford_Nucleon

Recognisable to anyone who has played Fallout 3

Porcine_Aviator
Sunday 2nd August 2009, 10:32
To go with the car you can have the clothing as well
http://www.web-photos.co.uk/volvokidscloths1.jpg
And if you are really green you could kit out the whole family.
http://www.web-photos.co.uk/volvokidscloths2.jpg