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nobananas
Monday 27th July 2009, 20:50
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1997-VOLVO-850-GLT-GREY-no-px-swap_W0QQitemZ220455646845QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAutom obiles_UK?hash=item33542e367d&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=65%3A12|66%3A2|39%3A6|72%3A1683|293%3A1| 294%3A48

I wondered why I was only getting 30 to the gallon !, I'm off to cut a plug lead !

leet5r
Monday 27th July 2009, 20:55
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1997-VOLVO-850-GLT-GREY-no-px-swap_W0QQitemZ220455646845QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAutom obiles_UK?hash=item33542e367d&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=65%3A12|66%3A2|39%3A6|72%3A1683|293%3A1| 294%3A48

I wondered why I was only getting 30 to the gallon !, I'm off to cut a plug lead !

haha did you not know that ?

t5 stealth
Monday 27th July 2009, 20:59
its also not a turbo,the engine isnt & it says 2.0 on the boot...
& the spelling is excellent

p fandango
Monday 27th July 2009, 21:00
oh dear, & i'm surprised it can pull itself let alone a caravan as well lol

t5 stealth
Monday 27th July 2009, 21:02
its a t5 cos its got those wheels on it.....honest

nobananas
Monday 27th July 2009, 21:06
its also not a turbo,the engine isnt & it says 2.0 on the boot...
& the spelling is excellent

LOL ! I actually missed the bit where it said 'T5' !......even better !

Rob S
Monday 27th July 2009, 21:26
Someones making it up as they go along.....muppets

Porcine_Aviator
Monday 27th July 2009, 21:47
Didn't you know that the fifth cylinder disconnects from the crank as soon as the revs drop below 4000 and the injector stops working, and the cam disengages, this does cut down on engine wear in town driving.

To add to the it's a real stealth T5 coz the turbo is hidden under the carpet in the passenger compartment.

If you look carefully you can see that there's an engine under the bonnet that seems to be missing things, a prize for the person who can name what they are.

Spoolin dont seem lik sufin wot they dooz fur a livin do it?

t5lover
Monday 27th July 2009, 22:36
no wonder i get turbo lag oh well best get a real 2.0 i mean a 2.5 no i mean t5???? and its got new back breaks lol,,,,

JelT5
Tuesday 28th July 2009, 05:39
Wish mine was in "metailic gray" and had this fuel saving feature ;)

*rushes off to ebay to buy it*

thebadger
Tuesday 28th July 2009, 08:16
If you buy it now you get a free unicorn/pegasus & a griffin thrown in to make it ACTUALLY FLY!

£500 ovno!

SHED, run away, it's full of griffin poop!

Porcine_Aviator
Tuesday 28th July 2009, 10:32
I don't think you are taking this at all seriously.

This is the result of the fifth cylinder cutting in at 4000 rpm.

http://www.web-photos.co.uk/4000rpm.jpg
Please note this was before the unicorn, Pegasus and griffin modifications.

This was the Grim Reaper drive.

Filterlab
Tuesday 28th July 2009, 11:11
Mmmm, lovely car, and a quality honest seller whom has paid particular attention to the ever important details.


...befor u...

...matailic gray...

...break pads...

...5th cylinder only cut in around 4thousand revs...

...some scraches...

...no tyer kickers...

...dosent use water...

You've got to love the educated. :)

PaulZX
Tuesday 28th July 2009, 11:22
Didn't you know that the fifth cylinder disconnects from the crank as soon as the revs drop below 4000 and the injector stops working, and the cam disengages, this does cut down on engine wear in town driving.That makes sense, I've always wondered why the engine gets louder after 4,000 rpm. It'l be that extra cylinder joining in. lol simples

Rhys
Tuesday 28th July 2009, 11:48
He wants to put a 20v rocker cover on before he sells it - that would add a few hp and you won't have to put petrol in it then.. Muppet..

JelT5
Tuesday 28th July 2009, 13:10
If you buy it now you get a free unicorn/pegasus & a griffin thrown in to make it ACTUALLY FLY!

£500 ovno!

Always wanted an assortment of mythical creatures so that sounds like a great deal lol

Free hens' teeth and rocking horse ££££ thrown is as well no doubt ;)

Filterlab
Tuesday 28th July 2009, 13:16
Always wanted an assortment of mythical creatures so that sounds like a great deal lol

Free hens' teeth and rocking horse ££££ thrown is as well no doubt ;)

I hear that he'll even get it resprayed with tartan paint and he'll knock out the dents with a glass hammer.

thebadger
Tuesday 28th July 2009, 14:17
I don't think you are taking this at all seriously.

This is the result of the fifth cylinder cutting in at 4000 rpm.

http://www.web-photos.co.uk/4000rpm.jpg
Please note this was before the unicorn, Pegasus and griffin modifications.

This was the Grim Reaper drive.

I believe that the white spattering all around the engine was from the griffin.

Either that or the gremlin that puts the turbo action into it... once cylinder 5 has kicked in yo!

AlanG
Tuesday 28th July 2009, 15:12
Would that be the V8,six cylinder,inline 5 model??:cuckoo:

Porcine_Aviator
Tuesday 28th July 2009, 15:21
That one was five anywhere you want them drive. It was a five in line but then the fifth cylinder kicked in at 4000 and the extra boost rearranged them.

volvoturboman
Tuesday 28th July 2009, 15:42
Hey don't laugh.You's may all be very surprised but she is correct, the fifth cylinder does only come in after 4000 revs. The same way as the Turbo and the supercharger start spooling in my V70 10 valve non turbo at only 2rpm or by flicking the little switch just above the flux capacitor that says in your dreams sunshine!!!!!

O' yeah and it has plenty of power as it has 5 cylinders, cause those 4 cylinder 850's were crap?????????????????

Porcine_Aviator
Tuesday 28th July 2009, 16:44
:insane: you're both :insane:

Rhys
Tuesday 28th July 2009, 17:23
Didn't they come with a cylinder upgrade kit to turn it into a six pot. Or was this the rare American Hemi version?

cookie
Tuesday 28th July 2009, 18:05
put 2 bikes in the back, and it will genuinly be a 20v

(10 in the engine, 1 on fuel rail, 5 on tyres inc spare, and 2 each per bike wheel :D)

I had a 2.0 20v and it was a nice economical cruiser, if a tad gutless at accelerating, the 2.0 10v is IMHO a horrible totally gutless engine

Jamest5r
Tuesday 28th July 2009, 18:20
Oh come on lads give her a bit of credit at least she managed to put the right fuel in!!! lol :bricks:

850 2.5 10v
Wednesday 29th July 2009, 11:21
I think my question / statement to her should clear things up for potential buyers.

Dear god and they want £800 for it....

nobananas
Wednesday 29th July 2009, 20:10
That will be why the descriptions changed now ! I notice that your question hasn't been posted in the listing !

Porcine_Aviator
Wednesday 29th July 2009, 21:58
Is that your question that's first in the list at the bottom. She reckons it's what the insurance company told her, Doh I mean all you have to do is look it up on the web and it comes up as

P187FUD - GREY VOLVO 850 10V ESTATE 2.0 GLT 5dr (1994 - 1997 Model) Manual 1984cc

It says clear as night in a snow storm at the bottom of a mine in Mongolia that the fifth cylinder cuts in at 4000 revs, I can hear the Mongolian Insurance Salesman telling her now.

Oh yes Madam these are very special cars they are designed to travel at 250 kalikans, oops sorry that was the Klingon Insurance Salesman.

Damn I'm spending to much time on here, the lunacy is catching.