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The_Rapid_Tank
Friday 12th December 2008, 20:11
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=V9bRg9L8MO8

flyingbrick
Friday 12th December 2008, 20:38
:hidesbehi
Was the motor o.k. mate..

The_Rapid_Tank
Friday 12th December 2008, 20:45
yes it is still running sweet as a nut

t5 pete
Friday 12th December 2008, 20:49
Hello and welcome
what mods your t5 got

The_Rapid_Tank
Friday 12th December 2008, 20:59
Hello and welcome
what mods your t5 got

hi there it has got a rica ecu with a bison remap, baileys dump valve exhaust from turbo back and decat pipe. many more mods to come.

t5 pete
Friday 12th December 2008, 21:01
sounds nice where abouts are you from

The_Rapid_Tank
Friday 12th December 2008, 21:04
sounds nice where abouts are you from

cheers mate. im from cheltenham gloucestershire. i have posted a few pics of the car and my 440 turbo on here to.

t5 pete
Friday 12th December 2008, 21:06
brill will try and find the thread and have a look
cheers pete

BruceT
Friday 12th December 2008, 21:19
Was that as Hamish's place? Looks familar

The_Rapid_Tank
Friday 12th December 2008, 21:32
Was that as Hamish's place? Looks familar

yeah it is was in west bromich

Vikingxl
Saturday 13th December 2008, 15:59
I thought HLM was in Bromsgrove???

Dangerous Dave
Saturday 13th December 2008, 18:19
Me too Viking......

S70T5Chris
Saturday 13th December 2008, 18:27
What's with all this "bison re-map" b*llsh*t?!!! :rolleyes: Some people will believe absolutely any old toss that people tell them. :doh: No offense, just my opinion, but there is absolutley no way that your car is producing 308bhp! In fact the car looks a bit sick with that nice puff of smoke it chucked out. :wallbash::wallbash::wallbash:

The_Rapid_Tank
Saturday 13th December 2008, 20:11
What's with all this "bison re-map" b*llsh*t?!!! :rolleyes: Some people will believe absolutely any old toss that people tell them. :doh: No offense, just my opinion, but there is absolutley no way that your car is producing 308bhp! In fact the car looks a bit sick with that nice puff of smoke it chucked out. :wallbash::wallbash::wallbash:

ask hammish it was on the dyno for 8 hours being set up to make 308bhp and most t5s have a puff of smoke out off the back.

shaun850
Saturday 13th December 2008, 20:55
What's with all this "bison re-map" b*llsh*t?!!! :rolleyes: Some people will believe absolutely any old toss that people tell them. :doh: No offense, just my opinion, but there is absolutley no way that your car is producing 308bhp! In fact the car looks a bit sick with that nice puff of smoke it chucked out. :wallbash::wallbash::wallbash:

To be fair I have seen the graph from when it was done at HLM.
We all remember bison aka andy right? lol
Well he wasn't happy with the atandard 304 as it wasnt agressive enough and his car went back to HLM and spent alot of time on the dyno being made super agressive.

I know about all the things hamish related lol and His rollers might have been slightly generous etc but give him a break, it did make 308 (fly) on HLM's dyno and it is pretty quick on the road. ( done a 14.1 1/4mile too )

Just my 2p's worth

The_Rapid_Tank
Sunday 14th December 2008, 13:31
What's with all this "bison re-map" b*llsh*t?!!! :rolleyes: Some people will believe absolutely any old toss that people tell them. :doh: No offense, just my opinion, but there is absolutley no way that your car is producing 308bhp! In fact the car looks a bit sick with that nice puff of smoke it chucked out. :wallbash::wallbash::wallbash:

got anything to say now have we. i dont think so lol

S70T5Chris
Sunday 14th December 2008, 16:20
got anything to say now have we. i dont think so lol

What the f*ck? Grow up. You're clearly trying to get a reaction out of me. Normally I can't be arsed with getting into arguments and rows on the forums, but just lately all the bullsh*t that's flying around is really starting to get on my t*ts.

If you want to believe that yor car is 308bhp, and tell all your friends that your volvo has 308bhp then thats fine. Just cos Hamish's dyno says your car is 308bhp, doesn't mean your car is 308bhp. To achieve a genuine 300bhp on these cars is not as easy as some people may have you believe. As for the your special "Bison" remap. What a joke, why do you keep bringin that up? You obvisouly swallowed some sh*t that Hamish has fed you. Why don't we all go and have Bison remaps? Why are we all pissing around, when all we have to do is have a special Bison remap installed to our cars?!!! IIRC that car had a load of problems after being at HLM, which Bison was very f*cked off about, and then when sorted is was miraculously producing massive power on the HLM dyno, shocker.

Like I said some people will believe any old crap that they are fed. Hey, I was the same when I had my RICA 310, 5 Years ago. I'd tell everyone my car was 310bhp, and it was on HLM's dyno. But believe me, in reality it wasn't anywhere near.

I'm not trying to make an enemy out of you, just trying to pass on some advice. If your happy with your car, cool. That's all that matters. But quit all the bullsh*t. Don't get sucked in by the crap by people who'll tell you what you want to hear.

And by the way, "Most" T5's do not puff black smoke out when floored. I've just bought a 170k 850 T5 as a project and that doesn't chuck smoke out on full throttle. My S70 doesn't chuck out black smoke, and come to think of it all the T5's I see all the time don't puff smoke out. So, who told you that chucking smoke out was normal?

Tim Williams
Sunday 14th December 2008, 16:42
Did the next owner of Bisons old car not take it to another dyno with the car having no know running issues and it made 250-260BHP. These figures would surly be more accurate and up to date than the ones you are posting?

t5 pete
Sunday 14th December 2008, 16:53
Hello mite be a silly question but what is the bison map?

irf
Sunday 14th December 2008, 17:05
Normally I can't be arsed with getting into arguments and rows on the forums, but just lately all the bullsh*t that's flying around is really starting to get on my t*ts.



couldn't agree more chris. it's for this reason that i can't really be arsed anymore.

marky 76
Sunday 14th December 2008, 17:33
me three,, weve heard it all before,

Bison
Wednesday 17th December 2008, 10:27
So I know i've been away for a while, but I am quite honoured that you guys have named a re-map after me lol.

Hilarious

I will give you my views, Hamish/Adam and or VT ****ed up my car and provided the worst customer experience I have ever encountered, I would say worse than that of an Inidan Call Centre.

However, when the car ran nicely, the Bison re-map worked very well and is the most aggressive re-map that VT offer. The power delivery is mental.

Bison

Murphy
Wednesday 17th December 2008, 11:31
And by the way, "Most" T5's do not puff black smoke out when floored.

I have had 3 850 T5's and 1 P1 V70R - of those, x3 had RICA remaps, none of them smoked.

PanicXC
Friday 9th January 2009, 22:27
Who is the donkey at the end of the clip???
That did not sound good at the end of the run, i have only seen T5 smoke when the turbo's on its way or the valve's need re seating (but thats on start up). My T4 dose not smoke when i drop the hammer and i have never seen storm trolls puff out either :)