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Wobbly Dave
Thursday 21st October 2004, 23:59
Been out shopping in the new Bullring - which has underground parking. It is very clean, white and new.
Finished about 7.15pm with the shops - after getting some bits for my sister's wedding this weekend. Quite frankly I was relieved to be going home. Got back in the lift. Pressed the P1 button - certain that was where I was parked - first parking level (that's obivous isn't it)

Pacing up and down, swearing "it was there". I referenced the position relative to the entrance and the lifts. Looked around the whole floor thinking maybe I got in a different lift back down - there are after all 3 of them.
No - still no sign.

By this time the overwhelming sense of disbelief and panic had swelled in my stomach. Looking down the barrel of my second car theft in under 3 years. The insurance nightmare - the pain of trying to explain to my friends. The loss of all that time and money sorting out problems. All I could see was the empty set of spaces where it used to sit.

"I did lock it? Didn't I?" :eek:

I looking hopelessly around. Asking random people "Have you seen my car - it's a Big Red Volvo?"

"Sorry, no mate?"

"NO! NO! NO!" I kept thinking - I am not having this. Wandering up and down with the newly purchased items in my blue Gap bag with the string tie at the top - but still nowhere to put it.

Desperation had taken over by now. I asked the Car Valeter who was still moping up from his last job- "Excuse Me? I think my car has been stolen? Have you seen it? It's a big red Volvo?!"
Surely he woud know -
he has been here all the time -
I know that he must see so many cars that they all blend into one, but surely, he must have seen it!!
I will ask him then I will ring the police

"Where did you park it?" He asked
"just there" I replied pointing frantically at the open space
"Which floor?"
"The first one near the barriers, just after you come in!", I said.




"This is the second floor, mate"

:hidesbehi
Doh!

(sure enough it was in the same spot one floor above)

Bakey
Friday 22nd October 2004, 00:31
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Glad to hear there was a happy ending to it all anyway dave..... theres nothing worse than when that sinking feeling in the pit of your stomach when you realise you may never see your pride and joy agin!!!!

Justin
Friday 22nd October 2004, 09:12
PMSL, only you mate :rolleyes:

Wobbly Dave
Friday 22nd October 2004, 10:11
Thanks Bakey. J - thanks also for caring. :wizardtro

To be honest - I could have just said - went shopping, couldn't find car - went back to wrong floor of car park.

But where is the fun in that?

volvotuning
Friday 22nd October 2004, 10:26
The ultimate in wobbliness!!! The only other person I know that did the same thing is an ex-collegue from my previous work. She was blonde.

Adam.

Mrsmopp
Friday 22nd October 2004, 11:24
PMSL!!! Bless you!!!! Happy ending!

x

Wobbly Dave
Friday 22nd October 2004, 11:25
You'd have to agree it takes great dedication to be that wobbly :crazy:

C70T5
Friday 22nd October 2004, 13:23
Dave that had me in stitches! Glad you did not have to face loosing her for real!

madness
Friday 22nd October 2004, 14:51
dont go shopping in milton keynes then dave . you'd definately loose your car there
:wink:

Pedro Fandango
Friday 22nd October 2004, 15:12
perhaps we can invest in a whistling keyring for you Dave, secure it behind the bumper & Rayanna will let you know where she is

Wobbly Dave
Friday 22nd October 2004, 15:57
Funny you should say that - coz I was thinking the very same thing during the manic phase of the search!